Official Team Thread Las Vegas Bears Season 27 Colonnade - ʕ·͡ᴥ·ʔ TANDY S27 MATEFLON WINNER ʕ·͡ᴥ·ʔ

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And now for a very special moment in Las Vegas Bears history. As one of my final acts while people still listen to me, I find great pleasure in offering the most esteemed glory that a club can bestow upon a player. Even more so that this individual was the one who first guided (see: agressively coerced) me to the mighty Bears. You all know him: hilarious, aloof, reckless, sassy and outlandishly petty. All at once right there ready to support you or to sell you out like the cunning spiv he is. So without further ado, I'd like to invite the one and only Matera92 to the stage to join the most prestigious club in all of Sweet, alongside Club Heroes hilly and Dingster, please put your hands together for Premiership Captain, two-times Best and Fairest* winner, champion ****ing bloke, and this evening's eponymous gentleman, the King of Vegas ....





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ATTENTION



And now for a very special moment in Las Vegas Bears history. As one of my final acts while people still listen to me, I find great pleasure in offering the most esteemed glory that a club can bestow upon a player. Even more so that this individual was the one who first guided (see: agressively coerced) me to the mighty Bears. You all know him: hilarious, aloof, reckless, sassy and outlandishly petty. All at once right there ready to support you or to sell you out like the cunning spiv he is. So without further ado, I'd like to invite the one and only Matera92 to the stage to join the most prestigious club in all of Sweet, alongside Club Heroes hilly and Dingster, please put your hands together for Premiership Captain, two-times Best and Fairest* winner, champion ******* bloke, and this evening's eponymous gentleman, the King of Vegas ....




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And now for a very special moment in Las Vegas Bears history. As one of my final acts while people still listen to me, I find great pleasure in offering the most esteemed glory that a club can bestow upon a player. Even more so that this individual was the one who first guided (see: agressively coerced) me to the mighty Bears. You all know him: hilarious, aloof, reckless, sassy and outlandishly petty. All at once right there ready to support you or to sell you out like the cunning spiv he is. So without further ado, I'd like to invite the one and only Matera92 to the stage to join the most prestigious club in all of Sweet, alongside Club Heroes hilly and Dingster, please put your hands together for Premiership Captain, two-times Best and Fairest* winner, champion ******* bloke, and this evening's eponymous gentleman, the King of Vegas ....




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A touching reception there for Tef!

Now on with the count.





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Cloudy weather brewed, which always makes for a fun game at the SitS. After an even first half the Bears went haywire, clearly drawing on their lessons of weeks gone. Famous due Test Tickle and Tandy were monsters, producing plenty of action from the centre. reggie was prolific up forward with 7 marks, 3 goals and 3 frees against while Its Manbearpig put away a casual 6. Cult somethingorother Doctor Zero continues to go missing late in the season.

Qooty:
5 - Test Tickle
4 - Its Manbearpig
3 - Tandy
2 - reggie
1 - Matera92

Posting:
3 - Test Tickle
2 - xenxen
1 - MWPP




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The Bears just keep on romping it in!! Striving for a finals assault, the home side, led by an absolutely rampant Fizzler and Doctor Gero, piled on the goals to ultimately cost East Side a finals place. This was a comprehensive performance against a strong and desperate outfit, and realistically a great many could have received votes for their exploits on the turf that day. Seriously check the bloody units that miss out they were devilish out there.

Qooty:
5 - Doctor Gero
4 - Fizzler
3 - Its Manbearpig
2 - Matera92
1 - RookiePick

Posting:
3 - MWPP
2 - Test Tickle
1 - Cadaver
 
A touching reception there for Tef!

Now on with the count.





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Cloudy weather brewed, which always makes for a fun game at the SitS. After an even first half the Bears went haywire, clearly drawing on their lessons of weeks gone. Famous due Test Tickle and Tandy were monsters, producing plenty of action from the centre. reggie was prolific up forward with 7 marks, 3 goals and 3 frees against while Its Manbearpig put away a casual 6. Cult somethingorother Doctor Zero continues to go missing late in the season.

Qooty:
5 - Test Tickle
4 - Its Manbearpig
3 - Tandy
2 - reggie
1 - Matera92

Posting:
3 - Test Tickle
2 - xenxen
1 - MWPP




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The Bears just keep on romping it in!! Striving for a finals assault, the home side, led by an absolutely rampant Fizzler and Doctor Gero, piled on the goals to ultimately cost East Side a finals place. This was a comprehensive performance against a strong and desperate outfit, and realistically a great many could have received votes for their exploits on the turf that day. Seriously check the bloody units that miss out they were devilish out there.

Qooty:
5 - Doctor Gero
4 - Fizzler
3 - Its Manbearpig
2 - Matera92
1 - RookiePick

Posting:
3 - MWPP
2 - Test Tickle
1 - Cadaver
hows it all going back there Josh?

did we just have 3 round 14s?
 
ATTENTION



And now for a very special moment in Las Vegas Bears history. As one of my final acts while people still listen to me, I find great pleasure in offering the most esteemed glory that a club can bestow upon a player. Even more so that this individual was the one who first guided (see: agressively coerced) me to the mighty Bears. You all know him: hilarious, aloof, reckless, sassy and outlandishly petty. All at once right there ready to support you or to sell you out like the cunning spiv he is. So without further ado, I'd like to invite the one and only Matera92 to the stage to join the most prestigious club in all of Sweet, alongside Club Heroes hilly and Dingster, please put your hands together for Premiership Captain, two-times Best and Fairest* winner, champion ******* bloke, and this evening's eponymous gentleman, the King of Vegas ....




Matera92 you sexy stud, get over here.

 
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Our fourth home game on the trot, and our second in three weeks against our on-field rivals the Dragons. We were always going to send them packing. Despite some cordial late game tomfoolery between JWS and the departing PhenomenalV1, MBP stepped up yet again to seal the historic 3 point win. This was a torrid tussle and a very even affair across the board. Great pressure around the contest forced a lot of handball from our opposition, who eventually wilted despite the good fight. Half-namesake of the matchup hilly did **** all and the waltzed onto the ground late in the piece to celebrate. You could tell that after Vegas' recent troubles with elimination finals the ol boy was getting sentimental. This was a huge win.

Qooty:
5 - Doctor Gero
4 - kane249
3 - Its Manbearpig
2 - RookiePick
1 - xenxen

Posting:
3 - Cadaver
2 - JoshWoodenSpoon
1 - Tandy
 
There's a big big sound in the electronic store part of the town
 
Haha focusing on individual matchups seems a surefire way to avoid qooty votes - I think I have a grand total of 1 for the season? I won’t change a thing next season :D
So bring on round 1 por_please_ya
 

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Our fourth home game on the trot, and our second in three weeks against our on-field rivals the Dragons. We were always going to send them packing. Despite some cordial late game tomfoolery between JWS and the departing PhenomenalV1, MBP stepped up yet again to seal the historic 3 point win. This was a torrid tussle and a very even affair across the board. Great pressure around the contest forced a lot of handball from our opposition, who eventually wilted despite the good fight. Half-namesake of the matchup hilly did fu** all and the waltzed onto the ground late in the piece to celebrate. You could tell that after Vegas' recent troubles with elimination finals the ol boy was getting sentimental. This was a huge win.

Qooty:
5 - Doctor Gero
4 - kane249
3 - Its Manbearpig
2 - RookiePick
1 - xenxen

Posting:
3 - Cadaver
2 - JoshWoodenSpoon
1 - Tandy
Didnt mention that dodgy after the siren goal.
 
Haha focusing on individual matchups seems a surefire way to avoid qooty votes - I think I have a grand total of 1 for the season? I won’t change a thing next season :D
So bring on round 1 por_please_ya

Jack of all trades, master of none
 
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Getting on the Bear Air 7000 for the first time in a month the thing took a few starts to get going, but as soon as we were airborn the second time I had a very good feeling about this match. But the Gumballs were rallying so we had to show up. Our kicking game was instrumental in securing this one, methodically dismantling the opposition's defensive orchestrations. At times you had to wonder who Barrybran was actually playing for out there. Rainy conditions lent towards a dour affair, but the Bears brought their trademark occasional intent and turned it on early. RookiePick continued the great form, and along with @Itsmanbearpig the two really took the game away from the Gumbies in the first half. JWS was all over Jivlain like a promiscuous nudibranch. MWPP was instructive and strong filling in at centre, and we all know that Tandy thrives in these conditions.


Qooty:
5 - RookiePick
4 - JoshWoodenSpoon
3 - Its Manbearpig
2 - MWPP
1 - Tandy

Posting:
3 - Test Tickle
2 - Tandy
1 - MWPP
 
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Getting on the Bear Air 7000 for the first time in a month the thing took a few starts to get going, but as soon as we were airborn the second time I had a very good feeling about this match. But the Gumballs were rallying so we had to show up. Our kicking game was instrumental in securing this one, methodically dismantling the opposition's defensive orchestrations. At times you had to wonder who Barrybran was actually playing for out there. Rainy conditions lent towards a dour affair, but the Bears brought their trademark occasional intent and turned it on early. RookiePick continued the great form, and along with @Itsmanbearpig the two really took the game away from the Gumbies in the first half. JWS was all over Jivlain like a promiscuous nudibranch. MWPP was instructive and strong filling in at centre, and we all know that Tandy thrives in these conditions.


Qooty:
5 - RookiePick
4 - JoshWoodenSpoon
3 - Its Manbearpig
2 - MWPP
1 - Tandy

Posting:
3 - Test Tickle
2 - Tandy
1 - MWPP
You could have given me a vote at least
 
Haha focusing on individual matchups seems a surefire way to avoid qooty votes - I think I have a grand total of 1 for the season? I won’t change a thing next season :D
So bring on round 1 por_please_ya
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