Official Team Thread Las Vegas Bears Season 33 Official Team Thread ʕ·͡ᴥ·ʔ - Congratulations MWPP S33 Mateflon Winner

Matera92 · Mar 30, 2022

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This week we got off to a good start having the first 7 scores of the game, only problem was, we kicked 1.6 and then we let the Warriors kick 4 goals in the last 6 minutes of the 1st quarter. Our inaccuracy all game killed off any chance we had to win. We ended up having more shots on goal but lost by 5 goals to the super accurate Warriors who managed to kill us in the last quarter with a run of 9 unanswered goals, luckily we kicked the last 5 goals of the game to make the score line look more respectable.

Broken had a great game with 26 touches and 15 hitouts & Millky95 must have taken some angry pills before the game tackling every campaigner in site, he ended up with 11 tackles and 5 free kicks. Cap might need to take off his new glasses, I think they are interfering with his vision after kicking 2.5.

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Cap arrived at the ground on Sunday with a new look.

AFTER-MATCH SUMMARY :

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LVB SENIORS Vs CIW SENIORS LVB 2 6 7 11 9 14 14 15 99 CIW 4 0 5 4 11 5 20 8 128 LVB HO K M H T FF FA G B Dt CIW HO K M H T FF FA G B Dt Campaigner 0 2 2 1 1 0 0 0 0 18 FootyGuy13 0 1 4 7 0 0 0 0 0 29 JoshWooden 0 3 3 3 0 0 0 0 0 24 NaturalDis 0 6 4 9 0 1 1 0 0 46 MWPP 0 4 1 6 1 2 0 0 0 33 Raveneyes 0 5 3 6 0 0 0 0 0 36 tony 0 3 6 6 0 0 2 0 0 33 Mofra 0 3 2 9 1 1 1 0 0 35 Electronic 0 3 2 5 0 1 0 0 0 26 Moo 0 2 2 2 0 0 0 0 0 16 Muddiemoos 0 5 0 2 0 1 0 0 0 20 Freofalcon 0 8 5 9 2 0 1 0 0 62 Senor M 0 7 3 7 1 0 2 0 0 42 A Swallow 0 11 2 14 1 0 2 1 0 71 Test Tickl 0 10 3 8 3 1 3 1 0 65 Elton John 0 8 7 16 4 1 2 0 0 88 I Dont Car 0 11 3 3 2 1 1 0 0 54 Ambrose Bu 0 11 5 13 0 1 0 0 0 75 RookiePick 0 12 5 7 1 1 0 1 1 77 TubbsFarqu 0 7 8 10 1 0 2 2 2 77 Gresh_Magi 0 9 4 10 1 0 0 1 0 69 Dinsdale 0 8 3 6 0 0 1 2 0 54 kane249 0 11 3 3 0 0 1 1 2 53 Piggy Smal 0 5 5 8 3 0 0 1 0 64 TheTick 0 4 0 1 2 0 0 2 2 36 Mesc 0 1 0 0 0 0 1 0 1 1 Cap 0 7 2 0 1 0 1 2 5 45 BEEG 0 7 1 0 1 0 0 5 2 60 Matera92 0 5 1 1 0 0 0 4 1 45 toxic 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 Broken 15 10 0 16 3 2 0 0 1 92 Tonga Bob 13 11 0 12 2 0 1 1 1 82 Millky95 0 8 0 7 11 5 1 2 1 97 Snuffaluph 0 16 0 11 7 2 1 5 1 128 Party Gull 0 5 0 6 4 4 0 0 1 48 TheInjuryF 0 12 0 12 8 5 2 3 1 110 Supersuns 0 5 2 2 0 0 0 0 0 25 pantskyle 0 1 1 3 0 0 1 0 0 9 Art Vandel 0 1 0 2 0 0 0 0 1 8 Volbeat 0 4 2 2 0 0 2 0 0 16

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LVB CIW Hitouts : 15 13 Kicks : 125 127 Marks : 40 54 Handballs : 96 149 Tackles : 31 30 Frees For : 18 11 Frees Ag. : 11 18 Smothers : 0 2 Ironouts : 13 6 Inside50 : 22 18 Goals : 14 20 Behinds : 15 8

GOAL BY GOAL :
First Quarter :
8.32 - Behind to Cap (LVB) - LVB by 1 point(s).
9.05 - Behind to kane249 (LVB) - LVB by 2 point(s).
9.3 - Rushed behind to LVB - LVB by 3 point(s).
12.17 - Rushed behind to LVB - LVB by 4 point(s).
12.48 - Behind to kane249 (LVB) - LVB by 5 point(s).
17.36 - Behind to Party Gull (LVB) - LVB by 6 point(s).
18.01 - Goal to Matera92 (LVB) - LVB by 12 point(s).
19.17 - Goal to BEEG (CIW) - LVB by 6 point(s).
20.48 - Goal to Matera92 (LVB) - LVB by 12 point(s).
21.1 - Goal to A Swallow (CIW) - LVB by 6 point(s).
23.37 - Goal to BEEG (CIW) - scores level.
24.34 - Goal to TubbsFarquhar (CIW) - CIW by 6 point(s).

Second Quarter :
1.49 - Behind to Art Vandelay_ (LVB) - CIW by 5 point(s).
2.52 - Goal to Cap (LVB) - LVB by 1 point(s).
5.06 - Behind to TubbsFarquhar (CIW) - scores level.
8.49 - Behind to Matera92 (LVB) - LVB by 1 point(s).
9.18 - Behind to Cap (LVB) - LVB by 2 point(s).
9.51 - Goal to Millky95 (LVB) - LVB by 8 point(s).
11.31 - Rushed behind to CIW - LVB by 7 point(s).
12.48 - Behind to BEEG (CIW) - LVB by 6 point(s).
13.33 - Behind to Snuffaluphagus (CIW) - LVB by 5 point(s).
14.02 - Goal to BEEG (CIW) - CIW by 1 point(s).
16.04 - Behind to Cap (LVB) - scores level.
16.32 - Goal to RookiePick (LVB) - LVB by 6 point(s).
18.01 - Goal to Matera92 (LVB) - LVB by 12 point(s).
20.4 - Rushed behind to LVB - LVB by 13 point(s).
21.39 - Goal to Test Tickle (LVB) - LVB by 19 point(s).

Third Quarter :
1.23 - Goal to TheInjuryFactory (CIW) - LVB by 13 point(s).
2.4 - Goal to Cap (LVB) - LVB by 19 point(s).
3.54 - Goal to TheInjuryFactory (CIW) - LVB by 13 point(s).
5.52 - Behind to TheInjuryFactory (CIW) - LVB by 12 point(s).
6.35 - Goal to Dinsdale (CIW) - LVB by 6 point(s).
7.28 - Goal to kane249 (LVB) - LVB by 12 point(s).
10.19 - Goal to Snuffaluphagus (CIW) - LVB by 6 point(s).
11.52 - Behind to Millky95 (LVB) - LVB by 7 point(s).
13.04 - Rushed behind to LVB - LVB by 8 point(s).
17.12 - Goal to BEEG (CIW) - LVB by 2 point(s).
19.42 - Goal to Snuffaluphagus (CIW) - CIW by 4 point(s).
21.19 - Behind to TheTick (LVB) - CIW by 3 point(s).

Final Quarter :
1.36 - Goal to Tonga Bob (CIW) - CIW by 9 point(s).
2.35 - Goal to Dinsdale (CIW) - CIW by 15 point(s).
4.29 - Goal to Snuffaluphagus (CIW) - CIW by 21 point(s).
4.5 - Goal to Snuffaluphagus (CIW) - CIW by 27 point(s).
7 - Rushed behind to CIW - CIW by 28 point(s).
7.33 - Behind to Mesc (CIW) - CIW by 29 point(s).
8.01 - Goal to BEEG (CIW) - CIW by 35 point(s).
8.4 - Goal to TubbsFarquhar (CIW) - CIW by 41 point(s).
9.46 - Goal to Snuffaluphagus (CIW) - CIW by 47 point(s).
12.48 - Goal to Piggy Smalls (CIW) - CIW by 53 point(s).
14.1 - Goal to TheInjuryFactory (CIW) - CIW by 59 point(s).
15.22 - Goal to TheTick (LVB) - CIW by 53 point(s).
17.45 - Goal to Matera92 (LVB) - CIW by 47 point(s).
18.38 - Rushed behind to LVB - CIW by 46 point(s).
19.34 - Goal to TheTick (LVB) - CIW by 40 point(s).
20.19 - Goal to Gresh_Magic (LVB) - CIW by 34 point(s).
23.32 - Goal to Millky95 (LVB) - CIW by 28 point(s).
24.27 - Behind to Tonga Bob (CIW) - CIW by 29 point(s).

TIME ON GROUND :

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LVB Muddiemoose 0 (On) 14.49 (Off) 31.35 (On) 78.17 (Off) 92.57 (On) Total : 69% JoshWoodenSpoon 0 (On) Total : 100% Campaigner for good 0 (On) 2.35 (Off) 14.49 (On) Total : 87% tony 0 (On) Total : 100% Supersuns 0 (On) 42.4 (Off) Total : 42% MWPP 0 (On) Total : 100% Senor M 0 (On) Total : 100% Test Tickle 0 (On) Total : 100% Electronic_Renaissan 0 (On) 23.49 (Off) 25.51 (On) 31.35 (Off) 42.4 (On) Total : 87% RookiePick 0 (On) Total : 100% Gresh_Magic 0 (On) Total : 100% kane249 0 (On) Total : 100% Art Vandelay_ 0 (On) 7.12 (Off) 23.49 (On) 25.51 (Off) 26.15 (On) 67.32 (Off) 78.17 (On) 92.57 (Off) Total : 65% Cap 0 (On) Total : 100% Matera92 0 (On) Total : 100% Broken 0 (On) Total : 100% Millky95 0 (On) Total : 100% Party Gull 0 (On) Total : 100% I Dont Care 0 (Off) 2.35 (On) Total : 96% TheTick 0 (Off) 7.12 (On) 26.15 (Off) 67.32 (On) Total : 51% CIW Snuffaluphagus 0 (On) Total : 100% NaturalDisaster 0 (On) Total : 100% Raveneyes 0 (On) Total : 100% Mofra 0 (On) Total : 100% Volbeat 0 (On) 70.58 (Off) Total : 70% Freofalcon 0 (On) Total : 100% A Swallow 0 (On) Total : 100% Elton Johns Wig 0 (On) Total : 100% FootyGuy13 0 (On) 36.4 (Off) 44.38 (On) Total : 92% TubbsFarquhar 0 (On) Total : 100% Dinsdale 0 (On) Total : 100% Piggy Smalls 0 (On) Total : 100% Mesc 0 (On) Total : 100% BEEG 0 (On) Total : 100% toxic 0 (On) Total : 100% Tonga Bob 0 (On) Total : 100% pantskyle 0 (On) 11.27 (Off) 32.04 (On) 44.38 (Off) Total : 24% TheInjuryFactory 0 (On) Total : 100% Ambrose Burnside 0 (Off) 11.27 (On) 32.04 (Off) 36.4 (On) Total : 83% Moo 0 (Off) 70.58 (On) Total : 29% Total : 3600 Average : 90.00001

MATCH-UPS :

Despite neither player having much impact, A Swallow was easily the winner in the clash with Electronic_Renaissance. - 21m from 0 to 21.

Despite neither player having much impact, I Dont Care did well against A Swallow. - 74m from 24 to 98.

In what was a very slow day for both, Ambrose Burnside had Matera92's measure. - 14m from 13 to 27.

In an enthralling contest, Ambrose Burnside came out tops over the brave Senor M. - 57m from 39 to 96.

Neither having much reason to brag, Mesc did very well against Art Vandelay_. - 0m from 82 to 82.

Neither having much reason to brag, Art Vandelay_ beat Raveneyes today - but not by much. - 37m from 26 to 63.

In what became a bit of a clinic, BEEG gave JoshWoodenSpoon a bath. - 68m from 19 to 87.

In an epic battle, Broken and Tonga Bob were hard to separate - though Broken was slightly more effective. - 100m from 0 to 100.

Neither getting, near the ball much, Campaigner for good gave Mesc a bath. - 0m from 1 to 1.

Neither getting, near the ball much, Campaigner for good gave toxic a bit of a touch-up. - 37m from 19 to 56.

Toe to toe throughout, NaturalDisaster and Cap were hard to separate - though NaturalDisaster was slightly more effective. - 87m from 8 to 95.

In quite a tussle, Dinsdale was slightly more polished than Electronic_Renaissance. - 51m from 48 to 99.

In a comparatively small-fry arm wrestle, it could be argued that Supersuns had the better game against Dinsdale - although there was very little in it. - 36m from 1 to 37.

Neither having much reason to brag, not much between Electronic_Renaissance and Mesc - the former was probably a smidgeon better. - 1m from 29 to 30.

While not all all one-way, Elton Johns Wig was slightly more polished than Test Tickle. - 98m from 0 to 98.

While worlds weren't set on fire, I'm not sure that what Matera92 did to FootyGuy13 should be entirely legal. - 40m from 52 to 92.

In a comparatively small-fry arm wrestle, FootyGuy13 did very well against Senor M. - 33m from 2 to 35.

While not all all one-way, Freofalcon was slightly more polished than RookiePick. - 95m from 3 to 98.

In a comparatively small-fry arm wrestle, it could be argued that Moo had the better game against Gresh_Magic - although there was very little in it. - 20m from 75 to 95.

While worlds weren't set on fire, Gresh_Magic was way too good for Volbeat. - 67m from 3 to 70.

Neither having much reason to brag, pantskyle did well against Matera92. - 11m from 33 to 44.

While overall a quiet day for both players, I'm not sure that what Muddiemoose did to Mesc should be entirely legal. - 30m from 36 to 66.

Spending most of the game pushing and shoving each other, pantskyle and Millky95 were evenly matched. - 2m from 3 to 5.

In a resume-material performance, Snuffaluphagus exposed Millky95's frailties. - 92m from 7 to 99.

In a resume-material performance, not much between Mofra and kane249 - the former was probably a smidgeon better. - 90m from 4 to 94.

Neither having much reason to brag, not much between Muddiemoose and toxic - the former was probably a smidgeon better. - 0m from 1 to 1.

Neither having much reason to brag, TubbsFarquhar and Muddiemoose were hard to separate - though TubbsFarquhar was slightly more effective. - 0m from 99 to 99.

Neither having much reason to brag, MWPP and Mesc were hard to separate - though MWPP was slightly more effective. - 0m from 99 to 99.

In a resume-material performance, TubbsFarquhar had MWPP's measure. - 93m from 2 to 95.

In what became a bit of a clinic, TheInjuryFactory massacred Party Gull. - 99m from 0 to 99.

In a resume-material performance, Piggy Smalls had tony's measure. - 99m from 1 to 100.

In a comparatively small-fry arm wrestle, it could be argued that TheTick had the better game against Raveneyes - although there was very little in it. - 85m from 9 to 94.

Battle of the FP's
This wasn't even a contest this week. Art Vandelay_ kicked a point and Matera92 had his best game for the season kicking 4 goals. I am sure Art will coming out firing this week for his ~~best mate's~~ arch rivals 250th game for the Bears.
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He’s not invited.

Cap · Mar 30, 2022

That was a annoying

JoshWoodenSpoon · Mar 31, 2022

Cap said:
That was a annoying

One of the

tony · Mar 31, 2022

Qooty Stats wise, Millky95, Broken and RookiePick were the best for us in Round 8.

Stats Leader
Hitouts: MWPP - 74
Kicks: MWPP - 80
Marks: Senor M - 44
Handballs: Millky95 - 81
Tackles: Millky95 - 43
Frees For: Millky95 - 28
Frees Against: kane249 - 13
Goals: Cap - 29
Behinds: Cap - 16
Disposals: Millky95 - 150
DT Points: Millky95 - 569

The match thread against the Warriors was a very quiet week compared to the week before against the Bombers. We still got 15 different posters to enter the match thread and 11 of them posted 10 times or more. Suns Supreme is the first Bear to crack a 1000 posts this season, can he make it to 2000 before the end of the season.

tony · Apr 4, 2022

This weekend the Bears did what they do best, lose for a champion of the club in their milestone game. Matera92 celebrated his 250th game for the club and while everyone rocked up for the party after the game, few of the Bears turned up for the Qooty match. After Cap kicked the first goal of the game, it was all downhill from there. The 8 goal loss sees us fall out of the top 8 for the first time this season and on the form we have at the moment, I see us fighting the Furies for the wooden spoon, not fighting for a spot in the top 8.

Cap & Matera kicked 3 goals each and Art Vandelay_ felt so sorry for his frenemy that he kicked a goal, Tony managed to kick just his 2nd goal of his career in his 59th match. Party Gull & Suns Supreme were the only players to get over 20 disposals for the match and for suns that was a impressive effort after going on and off the field like a yo-yo in the first half of the game.

AFTER-MATCH SUMMARY :

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DRA SENIORS Vs LVB SENIORS
DRA               6    5        11   6        17   8        20   10   130     
LVB               3    2        6    5        7    10       12   11   83     
DRA        HO  K  M  H  T  FF FA G  B   Dt  LVB         HO  K  M  H  T  FF FA G  B   Dt
Braklet     0  9  4  5  1  0  1  1  1   57  TheTick      0  4  0  0  0  1  0  0  0   13
BringBackT  0  5  3  3  0  1  0  0  0   31  JoshWooden   0  4  4  5  1  0  1  0  0   35
Ashman OG   0  7  1  2  1  0  0  0  0   32  Supersuns    0  12 7  9  1  1  1  0  0   77
HawkAussie  0  10 5  8  0  0  0  0  0   61  Electronic   0  3  4  3  0  0  2  0  0   21
Matt_352    0  7  5  5  1  1  2  0  0   45  Gresh_Magi   0  9  5  2  0  1  1  0  0   44
Stoods      0  7  5  7  0  0  1  0  0   47  I Dont Car   0  3  1  1  1  0  0  0  0   18
Knifey Spo  0  18 5  8  3  1  2  1  1   99  tony         0  11 7  7  0  0  1  1  0   71
DragoDelph  0  14 4  13 2  1  0  2  0  101  Broken       0  7  8  11 2  0  0  0  1   76
Bradesmaen  0  11 3  7  1  0  2  2  2   68  RookiePick   0  3  1  4  3  0  2  0  0   26
Blaze Stor  0  7  5  7  2  0  0  0  1   59  MWPP         0  5  1  2  0  1  0  1  1   30
T2B_        0  7  0  4  7  1  0  1  1   65  Muddiemoos   0  9  4  7  0  1  1  0  2   53
DJ75        0  9  3  6  0  1  1  2  0   58  Campaigner   0  4  0  4  0  0  0  1  1   27
Chief       0  5  0  1  1  1  0  4  0   46  Test Tickl   14 6  0  10 3  2  0  0  1   67
Bonz        0  4  0  0  0  0  0  3  1   31  Cap          0  5  1  0  1  0  1  3  2   39
Hatchy1992  0  2  0  0  0  0  1  1  1   10  Art Vandel   0  1  0  0  0  0  1  1  0    6
serial_thr  1  1  0  3  0  0  0  0  0   10  Senor M      2  5  3  11 4  0  0  0  0   64
Pie 4 Life  0  9  0  8  13 2  1  0  2   96  Millky95     0  7  0  8  6  4  1  0  2   64
Nool Carpe  0  4  1  3  0  1  0  0  0   22  Party Gull   0  12 0  9  4  2  0  1  0   78
Ljp86       0  4  2  4  0  0  1  0  0   23  kane249      0  4  1  4  3  0  0  1  1   42
Strigoi     14 7  0  6  3  2  1  3  0   76  Matera92     0  3  0  0  0  0  0  3  0   27

  DRA   LVB
Hitouts   : 15   16
Kicks     : 147  117
Marks     : 46   47
Handballs : 100  97
Tackles   : 35   29
Frees For : 12   13
Frees Ag. : 13   12
Smothers  : 0    0
Ironouts  : 11   9
Inside50  : 20   17
Goals     : 20   12
Behinds   : 10   11

GOAL BY GOAL :

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First Quarter :
1.54 - Behind to Muddiemoose (LVB) - LVB by 1 point(s).
3.33 - Goal to Cap (LVB) - LVB by 7 point(s).
9.38 - Goal to Bonz (DRA) - LVB by 1 point(s).
10.34 - Rushed behind to LVB - LVB by 2 point(s).
11.03 - Goal to Cap (LVB) - LVB by 8 point(s).
12 - Goal to Strigoi (DRA) - LVB by 2 point(s).
12.3 - Behind to Pie 4 Life (DRA) - LVB by 1 point(s).
13.08 - Goal to Hatchy1992 (DRA) - DRA by 5 point(s).
14.14 - Goal to Bradesmaen (DRA) - DRA by 11 point(s).
16.2 - Behind to T2B_ (DRA) - DRA by 12 point(s).
18.52 - Behind to Blaze Storm (DRA) - DRA by 13 point(s).
19.46 - Goal to Bonz (DRA) - DRA by 19 point(s).
21.35 - Behind to Braklet (DRA) - DRA by 20 point(s).
23.2 - Goal to DJ75 (DRA) - DRA by 26 point(s).
24.22 - Goal to MWPP (LVB) - DRA by 20 point(s).
24.49 - Behind to Pie 4 Life (DRA) - DRA by 21 point(s).

Second Quarter :
.59 - Rushed behind to DRA - DRA by 22 point(s).
4.07 - Goal to Knifey Spoony (DRA) - DRA by 28 point(s).
9.09 - Goal to DJ75 (DRA) - DRA by 34 point(s).
9.46 - Goal to Strigoi (DRA) - DRA by 40 point(s).
11.31 - Goal to Bradesmaen (DRA) - DRA by 46 point(s).
12.19 - Behind to Millky95 (LVB) - DRA by 45 point(s).
13.08 - Behind to Cap (LVB) - DRA by 44 point(s).
14.24 - Rushed behind to LVB - DRA by 43 point(s).
16.03 - Goal to kane249 (LVB) - DRA by 37 point(s).
18.13 - Goal to Cap (LVB) - DRA by 31 point(s).
21.23 - Goal to Party Gull (LVB) - DRA by 25 point(s).
22.08 - Goal to T2B_ (DRA) - DRA by 31 point(s).

Third Quarter :
4.41 - Goal to DragoDelph (DRA) - DRA by 37 point(s).
7.28 - Goal to Art Vandelay_ (LVB) - DRA by 31 point(s).
8.28 - Goal to Chief (DRA) - DRA by 37 point(s).
10.46 - Goal to Braklet (DRA) - DRA by 43 point(s).
11.36 - Behind to Muddiemoose (LVB) - DRA by 42 point(s).
12.21 - Goal to DragoDelph (DRA) - DRA by 48 point(s).
12.52 - Behind to kane249 (LVB) - DRA by 47 point(s).
13.53 - Behind to Cap (LVB) - DRA by 46 point(s).
15.51 - Behind to Bonz (DRA) - DRA by 47 point(s).
19.5 - Behind to Test Tickle (LVB) - DRA by 46 point(s).
21.1 - Behind to Bradesmaen (DRA) - DRA by 47 point(s).
22.25 - Goal to Strigoi (DRA) - DRA by 53 point(s).
24.1 - Goal to Chief (DRA) - DRA by 59 point(s).
24.43 - Behind to Campaigner for good (LVB) - DRA by 58 point(s).

Final Quarter :
2.28 - Goal to Matera92 (LVB) - DRA by 52 point(s).
3.42 - Behind to Broken (LVB) - DRA by 51 point(s).
4.29 - Goal to Campaigner for good (LVB) - DRA by 45 point(s).
5.55 - Goal to tony (LVB) - DRA by 39 point(s).
7.12 - Goal to Chief (DRA) - DRA by 45 point(s).
9.18 - Goal to Matera92 (LVB) - DRA by 39 point(s).
13.37 - Goal to Matera92 (LVB) - DRA by 33 point(s).
14.1 - Behind to Hatchy1992 (DRA) - DRA by 34 point(s).
15.1 - Goal to Chief (DRA) - DRA by 40 point(s).
19.5 - Behind to Bradesmaen (DRA) - DRA by 41 point(s).
21.02 - Goal to Bonz (DRA) - DRA by 47 point(s).

TIME ON GROUND :

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DRA
Chief                0 (On) 4.54 (Off) 6.43 (On) Total : 98%
serial_thrilla       0 (On) 6.22 (Off) 88.04 (On) Total : 18%
Ashman OG            0 (On) Total : 100%
HawkAussie           0 (On) Total : 100%
Matt_352             0 (On) Total : 100%
Stoods               0 (On) Total : 100%
Ljp86                0 (On) 17.23 (Off) 30.43 (On) 91.07 (Off) Total : 78%
DragoDelph           0 (On) Total : 100%
Bradesmaen           0 (On) Total : 100%
Blaze Storm          0 (On) Total : 100%
Braklet              0 (On) Total : 100%
DJ75                 0 (On) Total : 100%
Knifey Spoony        0 (On) 6.43 (Off) 17.23 (On) Total : 89%
Bonz                 0 (On) Total : 100%
Hatchy1992           0 (On) Total : 100%
Strigoi              0 (On) 88.04 (Off) Total : 88%
Pie 4 Life           0 (On) Total : 100%
T2B_                 0 (On) 84.46 (Off) 91.07 (On) Total : 93%
BringBackTheAnchor   0 (Off) 4.54 (On) 30.43 (Off) 31.08 (On) Total : 93%
Nool Carpenna        0 (Off) 6.22 (On) 31.08 (Off) 84.46 (On) Total : 40%

LVB
Supersuns            0 (On) 5.51 (Off) 8.49 (On) 16.51 (Off) 18.09 (On) 26.19 (Off) 33.06 (On) Total : 88%
JoshWoodenSpoon      0 (On) Total : 100%
Campaigner for good  0 (On) 38.41 (Off) 68.42 (On) Total : 70%
tony                 0 (On) 56.31 (Off) 59.05 (On) Total : 97%
Gresh_Magic          0 (On) Total : 100%
RookiePick           0 (On) 36.44 (Off) 38.41 (On) Total : 98%
Senor M              0 (On) 59.05 (Off) 81.26 (On) Total : 78%
Broken               0 (On) Total : 100%
Electronic_Renaissan 0 (On) 33.06 (Off) 56.31 (On) Total : 76%
MWPP                 0 (On) 82.41 (Off) 91.32 (On) Total : 91%
Muddiemoose          0 (On) Total : 100%
kane249              0 (On) 68.42 (Off) 82.41 (On) 91.32 (Off) Total : 77%
Matera92             0 (On) 90.55 (Off) Total : 90%
Cap                  0 (On) Total : 100%
Art Vandelay_        0 (On) Total : 100%
Test Tickle          0 (On) 81.26 (Off) 90.55 (On) Total : 90%
Millky95             0 (On) Total : 100%
Party Gull           0 (On) Total : 100%
I Dont Care          0 (Off) 5.51 (On) 8.49 (Off) 36.44 (On) Total : 65%
TheTick              0 (Off) 16.51 (On) 18.09 (Off) 26.19 (On) Total : 74%

Total :  3600               Average :  90

MATCH-UPS :

Neither having much reason to brag, not much between BringBackTheAnchor and Art Vandelay_ - the former was probably a smidgeon better. - 0m from 30 to 30.
Neither getting, near the ball much, Chief gave Art Vandelay_ a bit of a touch-up. - 2m from 0 to 2.
Neither having much reason to brag, it could be argued that Ljp86 had the better game against Art Vandelay_ - although there was very little in it. - 45m from 38 to 83.
Neither having much reason to brag, Matera92's bum will be a bit sore after having it solidly kicked by Ashman OG. - 86m from 2 to 88.
While both players struggled to make an impact, Blaze Storm came out tops over the brave I Dont Care. - 54m from 46 to 100.
In a comparatively small-fry arm wrestle, RookiePick and Blaze Storm were hard to separate - though RookiePick was slightly more effective. - 28m from 4 to 32.
In a solid performance, JoshWoodenSpoon was easily the winner in the clash with Bonz. - 95m from 4 to 99.
In quite a tussle, Senor M came out tops over the brave Bradesmaen. - 59m from 0 to 59.
While the match-up was a bit of a side-show, it could be argued that tony had the better game against Bradesmaen - although there was very little in it. - 39m from 59 to 98.
In quite a tussle, Braklet had the better of Gresh_Magic. - 85m from 4 to 89.
While the match-up was a bit of a side-show, BringBackTheAnchor did well against Cap. - 41m from 38 to 79.
While not all all one-way, DragoDelph was slightly more polished than Broken. - 91m from 7 to 98.
Neither having much reason to brag, Campaigner for good was slightly more polished than Chief. - 6m from 16 to 22.
Spending most of the game pushing and shoving each other, HawkAussie did well against Campaigner for good. - 22m from 70 to 92.
Neither having much reason to brag, Campaigner for good came out tops over the brave Knifey Spoony. - 2m from 4 to 6.
Regardless that this wasn't a huge game for either player, Cap had Nool Carpenna's measure. - 20m from 10 to 30.
Neither having much reason to brag, serial_thrilla came out tops over the brave Cap. - 2m from 0 to 2.
While worlds weren't set on fire, Chief massacred RookiePick. - 41m from 49 to 90.
In a comparatively small-fry arm wrestle, it could be argued that Electronic_Renaissance had the better game against DJ75 - although there was very little in it. - 40m from 58 to 98.
In quite a tussle, DJ75 did very well against tony. - 46m from 7 to 53.
Despite neither player having much impact, Knifey Spoony won the bout with Electronic_Renaissance. - 14m from 18 to 32.
Neither having much reason to brag, Ljp86 did very well against Electronic_Renaissance. - 10m from 4 to 14.
In what was a very slow day for both, T2B_ exposed Gresh_Magic's frailties. - 4m from 95 to 99.
Neither having much reason to brag, Hatchy1992 and I Dont Care were evenly matched. - 0m from 6 to 6.
Neither getting, near the ball much, Supersuns gave Hatchy1992 a bit of a touch-up. - 20m from 5 to 25.
Neither getting, near the ball much, TheTick gave Hatchy1992 a hiding. - 67m from 32 to 99.
While the match-up was a bit of a side-show, kane249 and HawkAussie were hard to separate - though kane249 was slightly more effective. - 66m from 2 to 68.
Toe to toe throughout, it could be argued that Knifey Spoony had the better game against Supersuns - although there was very little in it. - 65m from 33 to 98.
Toe to toe throughout, Muddiemoose and Matt_352 were evenly matched. - 92m from 0 to 92.
While not all all one-way, Pie 4 Life had the better of Millky95. - 96m from 1 to 97.
In quite a tussle, Stoods came out tops over the brave MWPP. - 71m from 1 to 72.
In a comparatively small-fry arm wrestle, Nool Carpenna either broke even with Party Gull or vaguely bested him - it was hard to tell. - 10m from 86 to 96.
In an epic battle, Party Gull did very well against T2B_. - 82m from 2 to 84.
In a comparatively small-fry arm wrestle, Senor M and serial_thrilla were evenly matched. - 11m from 88 to 99.
In a comparatively small-fry arm wrestle, it could be argued that Senor M had the better game against Strigoi - although there was very little in it. - 3m from 84 to 87.
In a resume-material performance, Strigoi had Test Tickle's measure. - 100m from 0 to 100.

Matera92 can at least take some comfort from this week, he was able to win his weekly battle against Art Vandelay_

JoshWoodenSpoon · Apr 4, 2022

Great work Bears. A few more weeks and our odds should be exorbitant enough. Then we can flick the switch, account for some curious bets lodging in from Barbados, and come home with a wet sail.

Chipmunk · Apr 4, 2022

ChippyBet has been made aware of the previous post.

Supersuns · Apr 4, 2022

Chipmunk said:
ChippyBet has been made aware of the previous post.

tony, release the dogs

BLUEALLTHRU · Apr 4, 2022

Las Vegas Bears 9 3 6 - - 821 901 91.12 12 4L WLLLL -1 -4 -0.5

lol.

tony · Apr 4, 2022

Suns Supreme said:
tony, release the dogs

Test Tickle · Apr 4, 2022

We couldn’t win a root in a brothel fair dinkum.

Supersuns · Apr 4, 2022

tony said:
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Get that little rat bastard!!

JoshWoodenSpoon · Apr 4, 2022

Test Tickle said:
We couldn’t win a root in a brothel fair dinkum.

I must have missed the raffle.

Supersuns · Apr 4, 2022

BLUEALLTHRU said:
Las Vegas Bears 9 3 6 - - 821 901 91.12 12 4L WLLLL -1 -4 -0.5

lol.

Congratulations you can read a ladder.

Party Gull · Apr 4, 2022

Matera92 · Apr 4, 2022

tony said:
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This weekend the Bears did what they do best, lose for a champion of the club in their milestone game. Matera92 celebrated his 250th game for the club and while everyone rocked up for the party after the game, few of the Bears turned up for the Qooty match. After Cap kicked the first goal of the game, it was all downhill from there. The 8 goal loss sees us fall out of the top 8 for the first time this season and on the form we have at the moment, I see us fighting the Furies for the wooden spoon, not fighting for a spot in the top 8.

Cap & Matera kicked 3 goals each and Art Vandelay_ felt so sorry for his frenemy that he kicked a goal, Tony managed to kick just his 2nd goal of his career in his 59th match. Party Gull & Suns Supreme were the only players to get over 20 disposals for the match and for suns that was a impressive effort after going on and off the field like a yo-yo in the first half of the game.

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AFTER-MATCH SUMMARY :

Rich (BB code):

DRA SENIORS Vs LVB SENIORS DRA 6 5 11 6 17 8 20 10 130 LVB 3 2 6 5 7 10 12 11 83 DRA HO K M H T FF FA G B Dt LVB HO K M H T FF FA G B Dt Braklet 0 9 4 5 1 0 1 1 1 57 TheTick 0 4 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 13 BringBackT 0 5 3 3 0 1 0 0 0 31 JoshWooden 0 4 4 5 1 0 1 0 0 35 Ashman OG 0 7 1 2 1 0 0 0 0 32 Supersuns 0 12 7 9 1 1 1 0 0 77 HawkAussie 0 10 5 8 0 0 0 0 0 61 Electronic 0 3 4 3 0 0 2 0 0 21 Matt_352 0 7 5 5 1 1 2 0 0 45 Gresh_Magi 0 9 5 2 0 1 1 0 0 44 Stoods 0 7 5 7 0 0 1 0 0 47 I Dont Car 0 3 1 1 1 0 0 0 0 18 Knifey Spo 0 18 5 8 3 1 2 1 1 99 tony 0 11 7 7 0 0 1 1 0 71 DragoDelph 0 14 4 13 2 1 0 2 0 101 Broken 0 7 8 11 2 0 0 0 1 76 Bradesmaen 0 11 3 7 1 0 2 2 2 68 RookiePick 0 3 1 4 3 0 2 0 0 26 Blaze Stor 0 7 5 7 2 0 0 0 1 59 MWPP 0 5 1 2 0 1 0 1 1 30 T2B_ 0 7 0 4 7 1 0 1 1 65 Muddiemoos 0 9 4 7 0 1 1 0 2 53 DJ75 0 9 3 6 0 1 1 2 0 58 Campaigner 0 4 0 4 0 0 0 1 1 27 Chief 0 5 0 1 1 1 0 4 0 46 Test Tickl 14 6 0 10 3 2 0 0 1 67 Bonz 0 4 0 0 0 0 0 3 1 31 Cap 0 5 1 0 1 0 1 3 2 39 Hatchy1992 0 2 0 0 0 0 1 1 1 10 Art Vandel 0 1 0 0 0 0 1 1 0 6 serial_thr 1 1 0 3 0 0 0 0 0 10 Senor M 2 5 3 11 4 0 0 0 0 64 Pie 4 Life 0 9 0 8 13 2 1 0 2 96 Millky95 0 7 0 8 6 4 1 0 2 64 Nool Carpe 0 4 1 3 0 1 0 0 0 22 Party Gull 0 12 0 9 4 2 0 1 0 78 Ljp86 0 4 2 4 0 0 1 0 0 23 kane249 0 4 1 4 3 0 0 1 1 42 Strigoi 14 7 0 6 3 2 1 3 0 76 Matera92 0 3 0 0 0 0 0 3 0 27 DRA LVB Hitouts : 15 16 Kicks : 147 117 Marks : 46 47 Handballs : 100 97 Tackles : 35 29 Frees For : 12 13 Frees Ag. : 13 12 Smothers : 0 0 Ironouts : 11 9 Inside50 : 20 17 Goals : 20 12 Behinds : 10 11

GOAL BY GOAL :

Rich (BB code):

First Quarter : 1.54 - Behind to Muddiemoose (LVB) - LVB by 1 point(s). 3.33 - Goal to Cap (LVB) - LVB by 7 point(s). 9.38 - Goal to Bonz (DRA) - LVB by 1 point(s). 10.34 - Rushed behind to LVB - LVB by 2 point(s). 11.03 - Goal to Cap (LVB) - LVB by 8 point(s). 12 - Goal to Strigoi (DRA) - LVB by 2 point(s). 12.3 - Behind to Pie 4 Life (DRA) - LVB by 1 point(s). 13.08 - Goal to Hatchy1992 (DRA) - DRA by 5 point(s). 14.14 - Goal to Bradesmaen (DRA) - DRA by 11 point(s). 16.2 - Behind to T2B_ (DRA) - DRA by 12 point(s). 18.52 - Behind to Blaze Storm (DRA) - DRA by 13 point(s). 19.46 - Goal to Bonz (DRA) - DRA by 19 point(s). 21.35 - Behind to Braklet (DRA) - DRA by 20 point(s). 23.2 - Goal to DJ75 (DRA) - DRA by 26 point(s). 24.22 - Goal to MWPP (LVB) - DRA by 20 point(s). 24.49 - Behind to Pie 4 Life (DRA) - DRA by 21 point(s). Second Quarter : .59 - Rushed behind to DRA - DRA by 22 point(s). 4.07 - Goal to Knifey Spoony (DRA) - DRA by 28 point(s). 9.09 - Goal to DJ75 (DRA) - DRA by 34 point(s). 9.46 - Goal to Strigoi (DRA) - DRA by 40 point(s). 11.31 - Goal to Bradesmaen (DRA) - DRA by 46 point(s). 12.19 - Behind to Millky95 (LVB) - DRA by 45 point(s). 13.08 - Behind to Cap (LVB) - DRA by 44 point(s). 14.24 - Rushed behind to LVB - DRA by 43 point(s). 16.03 - Goal to kane249 (LVB) - DRA by 37 point(s). 18.13 - Goal to Cap (LVB) - DRA by 31 point(s). 21.23 - Goal to Party Gull (LVB) - DRA by 25 point(s). 22.08 - Goal to T2B_ (DRA) - DRA by 31 point(s). Third Quarter : 4.41 - Goal to DragoDelph (DRA) - DRA by 37 point(s). 7.28 - Goal to Art Vandelay_ (LVB) - DRA by 31 point(s). 8.28 - Goal to Chief (DRA) - DRA by 37 point(s). 10.46 - Goal to Braklet (DRA) - DRA by 43 point(s). 11.36 - Behind to Muddiemoose (LVB) - DRA by 42 point(s). 12.21 - Goal to DragoDelph (DRA) - DRA by 48 point(s). 12.52 - Behind to kane249 (LVB) - DRA by 47 point(s). 13.53 - Behind to Cap (LVB) - DRA by 46 point(s). 15.51 - Behind to Bonz (DRA) - DRA by 47 point(s). 19.5 - Behind to Test Tickle (LVB) - DRA by 46 point(s). 21.1 - Behind to Bradesmaen (DRA) - DRA by 47 point(s). 22.25 - Goal to Strigoi (DRA) - DRA by 53 point(s). 24.1 - Goal to Chief (DRA) - DRA by 59 point(s). 24.43 - Behind to Campaigner for good (LVB) - DRA by 58 point(s). Final Quarter : 2.28 - Goal to Matera92 (LVB) - DRA by 52 point(s). 3.42 - Behind to Broken (LVB) - DRA by 51 point(s). 4.29 - Goal to Campaigner for good (LVB) - DRA by 45 point(s). 5.55 - Goal to tony (LVB) - DRA by 39 point(s). 7.12 - Goal to Chief (DRA) - DRA by 45 point(s). 9.18 - Goal to Matera92 (LVB) - DRA by 39 point(s). 13.37 - Goal to Matera92 (LVB) - DRA by 33 point(s). 14.1 - Behind to Hatchy1992 (DRA) - DRA by 34 point(s). 15.1 - Goal to Chief (DRA) - DRA by 40 point(s). 19.5 - Behind to Bradesmaen (DRA) - DRA by 41 point(s). 21.02 - Goal to Bonz (DRA) - DRA by 47 point(s).

TIME ON GROUND :

Rich (BB code):

DRA Chief 0 (On) 4.54 (Off) 6.43 (On) Total : 98% serial_thrilla 0 (On) 6.22 (Off) 88.04 (On) Total : 18% Ashman OG 0 (On) Total : 100% HawkAussie 0 (On) Total : 100% Matt_352 0 (On) Total : 100% Stoods 0 (On) Total : 100% Ljp86 0 (On) 17.23 (Off) 30.43 (On) 91.07 (Off) Total : 78% DragoDelph 0 (On) Total : 100% Bradesmaen 0 (On) Total : 100% Blaze Storm 0 (On) Total : 100% Braklet 0 (On) Total : 100% DJ75 0 (On) Total : 100% Knifey Spoony 0 (On) 6.43 (Off) 17.23 (On) Total : 89% Bonz 0 (On) Total : 100% Hatchy1992 0 (On) Total : 100% Strigoi 0 (On) 88.04 (Off) Total : 88% Pie 4 Life 0 (On) Total : 100% T2B_ 0 (On) 84.46 (Off) 91.07 (On) Total : 93% BringBackTheAnchor 0 (Off) 4.54 (On) 30.43 (Off) 31.08 (On) Total : 93% Nool Carpenna 0 (Off) 6.22 (On) 31.08 (Off) 84.46 (On) Total : 40% LVB Supersuns 0 (On) 5.51 (Off) 8.49 (On) 16.51 (Off) 18.09 (On) 26.19 (Off) 33.06 (On) Total : 88% JoshWoodenSpoon 0 (On) Total : 100% Campaigner for good 0 (On) 38.41 (Off) 68.42 (On) Total : 70% tony 0 (On) 56.31 (Off) 59.05 (On) Total : 97% Gresh_Magic 0 (On) Total : 100% RookiePick 0 (On) 36.44 (Off) 38.41 (On) Total : 98% Senor M 0 (On) 59.05 (Off) 81.26 (On) Total : 78% Broken 0 (On) Total : 100% Electronic_Renaissan 0 (On) 33.06 (Off) 56.31 (On) Total : 76% MWPP 0 (On) 82.41 (Off) 91.32 (On) Total : 91% Muddiemoose 0 (On) Total : 100% kane249 0 (On) 68.42 (Off) 82.41 (On) 91.32 (Off) Total : 77% Matera92 0 (On) 90.55 (Off) Total : 90% Cap 0 (On) Total : 100% Art Vandelay_ 0 (On) Total : 100% Test Tickle 0 (On) 81.26 (Off) 90.55 (On) Total : 90% Millky95 0 (On) Total : 100% Party Gull 0 (On) Total : 100% I Dont Care 0 (Off) 5.51 (On) 8.49 (Off) 36.44 (On) Total : 65% TheTick 0 (Off) 16.51 (On) 18.09 (Off) 26.19 (On) Total : 74% Total : 3600 Average : 90

MATCH-UPS :

Neither having much reason to brag, not much between BringBackTheAnchor and Art Vandelay_ - the former was probably a smidgeon better. - 0m from 30 to 30.

Neither getting, near the ball much, Chief gave Art Vandelay_ a bit of a touch-up. - 2m from 0 to 2.

Neither having much reason to brag, it could be argued that Ljp86 had the better game against Art Vandelay_ - although there was very little in it. - 45m from 38 to 83.

Neither having much reason to brag, Matera92's bum will be a bit sore after having it solidly kicked by Ashman OG. - 86m from 2 to 88.

While both players struggled to make an impact, Blaze Storm came out tops over the brave I Dont Care. - 54m from 46 to 100.

In a comparatively small-fry arm wrestle, RookiePick and Blaze Storm were hard to separate - though RookiePick was slightly more effective. - 28m from 4 to 32.

In a solid performance, JoshWoodenSpoon was easily the winner in the clash with Bonz. - 95m from 4 to 99.

In quite a tussle, Senor M came out tops over the brave Bradesmaen. - 59m from 0 to 59.

While the match-up was a bit of a side-show, it could be argued that tony had the better game against Bradesmaen - although there was very little in it. - 39m from 59 to 98.

In quite a tussle, Braklet had the better of Gresh_Magic. - 85m from 4 to 89.

While the match-up was a bit of a side-show, BringBackTheAnchor did well against Cap. - 41m from 38 to 79.

While not all all one-way, DragoDelph was slightly more polished than Broken. - 91m from 7 to 98.

Neither having much reason to brag, Campaigner for good was slightly more polished than Chief. - 6m from 16 to 22.

Spending most of the game pushing and shoving each other, HawkAussie did well against Campaigner for good. - 22m from 70 to 92.

Neither having much reason to brag, Campaigner for good came out tops over the brave Knifey Spoony. - 2m from 4 to 6.

Regardless that this wasn't a huge game for either player, Cap had Nool Carpenna's measure. - 20m from 10 to 30.

Neither having much reason to brag, serial_thrilla came out tops over the brave Cap. - 2m from 0 to 2.

While worlds weren't set on fire, Chief massacred RookiePick. - 41m from 49 to 90.

In a comparatively small-fry arm wrestle, it could be argued that Electronic_Renaissance had the better game against DJ75 - although there was very little in it. - 40m from 58 to 98.

In quite a tussle, DJ75 did very well against tony. - 46m from 7 to 53.

Despite neither player having much impact, Knifey Spoony won the bout with Electronic_Renaissance. - 14m from 18 to 32.

Neither having much reason to brag, Ljp86 did very well against Electronic_Renaissance. - 10m from 4 to 14.

In what was a very slow day for both, T2B_ exposed Gresh_Magic's frailties. - 4m from 95 to 99.

Neither having much reason to brag, Hatchy1992 and I Dont Care were evenly matched. - 0m from 6 to 6.

Neither getting, near the ball much, Supersuns gave Hatchy1992 a bit of a touch-up. - 20m from 5 to 25.

Neither getting, near the ball much, TheTick gave Hatchy1992 a hiding. - 67m from 32 to 99.

While the match-up was a bit of a side-show, kane249 and HawkAussie were hard to separate - though kane249 was slightly more effective. - 66m from 2 to 68.

Toe to toe throughout, it could be argued that Knifey Spoony had the better game against Supersuns - although there was very little in it. - 65m from 33 to 98.

Toe to toe throughout, Muddiemoose and Matt_352 were evenly matched. - 92m from 0 to 92.

While not all all one-way, Pie 4 Life had the better of Millky95. - 96m from 1 to 97.

In quite a tussle, Stoods came out tops over the brave MWPP. - 71m from 1 to 72.

In a comparatively small-fry arm wrestle, Nool Carpenna either broke even with Party Gull or vaguely bested him - it was hard to tell. - 10m from 86 to 96.

In an epic battle, Party Gull did very well against T2B_. - 82m from 2 to 84.

In a comparatively small-fry arm wrestle, Senor M and serial_thrilla were evenly matched. - 11m from 88 to 99.

In a comparatively small-fry arm wrestle, it could be argued that Senor M had the better game against Strigoi - although there was very little in it. - 3m from 84 to 87.

In a resume-material performance, Strigoi had Test Tickle's measure. - 100m from 0 to 100.

Matera92 can at least take some comfort from this week, he was able to win his weekly battle against Art Vandelay_

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It's not even a battle anymore, just a weekly exhibition displaying my obvious superiority to that plodder.

Matera92 · Apr 4, 2022

BLUEALLTHRU said:
Las Vegas Bears 9 3 6 - - 821 901 91.12 12 4L WLLLL -1 -4 -0.5

lol.

It's amusing how upset you still are.

Millky95 · Apr 4, 2022

Matera92 said:
It's amusing how upset you still are.

It's been weeks and they are still ENGAGED and FOCUSED on the Bears

Electronic_Renaissance · Apr 4, 2022

Millky95 said:
It's been weeks and they are still ENGAGED and FOCUSED on the Bears

In spite of their official team threads title. It seems they do indeed give a ****.

Chipmunk · Apr 4, 2022

Electronic_Renaissance said:
In spite of their official team threads title. It seems they do indeed give a fu**.

In fact, one could say they Do Care.

Senor M · Apr 4, 2022

Chipmunk said:
In fact, one could say they Do Care.

Unlike my team mate I Dont Care

I Dont Care · Apr 4, 2022

It's only the BAT. Just chuck him a coin and move on

tony · Apr 8, 2022

Unfortunately due to our recent poor form, most of the team has dropped in the overall league stats, we no longer have anyone in the top 10 of most categories.

Overall League Player Statistics
Hitouts: 11th - MWPP - 74
Disposals: 30th - Millky95 - 165
Kicks: 30th - MWPP - 85
Handballs: 11th - Millky95 - 89
Marks: 12th - Senor M - 47
Tackles: 8th - Millky95 - 49
Frees For: 4th - Millky95 - 32
Frees Against: 16th - kane249 - 13
Goals: 7th - Cap - 32
Behinds: 5th - Cap - 18
Dreamteam Points: - 30th - Millky95 - 633
Exie Points: 30th - Senor M - 755 - Based on his average Senor M would be 4th overall, if he didn't miss a game.

Now lets move on from the best performers in each category and make fun of the people who are failing miserably in each category.
Most of the team hasn't got a hit out so lets skip that and go onto Kicks. Now this will make Matera happy to know, that his buddy Art Vandelay is last for kicks averaging just 2 kicks a game, most of them aimed at Matera's shins.

For Marks we have 2 players who need to put superglue on their hands to take a grab, millky and party gull are yet to take a mark for the season. Come on gull, I have seen you swoop down and steal chips one grab no problems.

It seems our forward line are not Bears but Hogs with none of them liking to handball, Art Vandelay 4 handballs, Matera you can stop laughing at that cause you are worse with only 2 handballs but even worse is cap, who has only given off 1 handball. I went and found the commentary for his 1 handball and found he handballed it to Party Gull who kicked a goal so I guess some good came of it.

Its now time for Art to start laughing cause Matera has decided his doesn't want to hurt his hands and tackle anyone this season, only 2 tackles this season and both of them on Art trying to stop him from kicking a goal.

Matera must have given all the Qooty umpires parking tickets or speeding fines cause he is the only player in the team yet to get a free kick.

I Dont Care and Matera have been good boys this season only giving away 1 free kick each for the season which is surprising considering one carries a baseball bat with him and the other a baton. Stop twirling them around and hit somebody.

JWS and Suns are the only 2 in the team yet to score this season, normally I would let them off the hook considering they are defenders but looking at how we are travelling this season, it doesn't look like they are doing much defending either this season.

There is a reason the 2 old veterans are sitting in the forward pocket, if we add their disposal counts together they only beat one of them team mates and that is only by 1. No wonder we are losing so much this season having to carry these 2 lazy bums every week.

Address any complaints you have about the above section to I Dont Care

The Dragons Bear Patrol worked as last week was attended by the lowest amount of Bears posters for the season, out of the 14 Bears posters who attended the thread, 13 of them posted at least 10 times so we were still pretty active and able to keep the match thread flowing.

JoshWoodenSpoon · Apr 8, 2022

tony said:
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Unfortunately due to our recent poor form, most of the team has dropped in the overall league stats, we no longer have anyone in the top 10 of most categories.

Overall League Player Statistics
Hitouts: 11th - MWPP - 74
Disposals: 30th - Millky95 - 165
Kicks: 30th - MWPP - 85
Handballs: 11th - Millky95 - 89
Marks: 12th - Senor M - 47
Tackles: 8th - Millky95 - 49
Frees For: 4th - Millky95 - 32
Frees Against: 16th - kane249 - 13
Goals: 7th - Cap - 32
Behinds: 5th - Cap - 18
Dreamteam Points: - 30th - Millky95 - 633
Exie Points: 30th - Senor M - 755 - Based on his average Senor M would be 4th overall, if he didn't miss a game.

Now lets move on from the best performers in each category and make fun of the people who are failing miserably in each category.
Most of the team hasn't got a hit out so lets skip that and go onto Kicks. Now this will make Matera happy to know, that his buddy Art Vandelay is last for kicks averaging just 2 kicks a game, most of them aimed at Matera's shins.

For Marks we have 2 players who need to put superglue on their hands to take a grab, millky and party gull are yet to take a mark for the season. Come on gull, I have seen you swoop down and steal chips one grab no problems.

It seems our forward line are not Bears but Hogs with none of them liking to handball, Art Vandelay 4 handballs, Matera you can stop laughing at that cause you are worse with only 2 handballs but even worse is cap, who has only given off 1 handball. I went and found the commentary for his 1 handball and found he handballed it to Party Gull who kicked a goal so I guess some good came of it.

Its now time for Art to start laughing cause Matera has decided his doesn't want to hurt his hands and tackle anyone this season, only 2 tackles this season and both of them on Art trying to stop him from kicking a goal.

Matera must have given all the Qooty umpires parking tickets or speeding fines cause he is the only player in the team yet to get a free kick.

I Dont Care and Matera have been good boys this season only giving away 1 free kick each for the season which is surprising considering one carries a baseball bat with him and the other a baton. Stop twirling them around and hit somebody.

JWS and Suns are the only 2 in the team yet to score this season, normally I would let them off the hook considering they are defenders but looking at how we are travelling this season, it doesn't look like they are doing much defending either this season.

There is a reason the 2 old veterans are sitting in the forward pocket, if we add their disposal counts together they only beat one of them team mates and that is only by 1. No wonder we are losing so much this season having to carry these 2 lazy bums every week.

Address any complaints you have about the above section to I Dont Care

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The Dragons Bear Patrol worked as last week was attended by the lowest amount of Bears posters for the season, out of the 14 Bears posters who attended the thread, 13 of them posted at least 10 times so we were still pretty active and able to keep the match thread flowing.

Delist material.

Amazing stuff tones, big pivot week for the Bears I reckon. #lineinthesand

tony · Apr 8, 2022

JoshWoodenSpoon said:
Delist material.

Amazing stuff tones, big pivot week for the Bears I reckon. #lineinthesand

If we lose this weekend, we may as well delist the whole squad and fold the club. It would at least solve the bye problem for next season.

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