Official Team Thread Las Vegas Bears Season 33 Official Team Thread ʕ·͡ᴥ·ʔ - Congratulations MWPP S33 Mateflon Winner

[Senor M]

Rebuild. duck the weak campaigners off , etc Suns Supreme and Senor M and actively recruit from scratch. This top up approach with *******s doesn't work!!

To be fair to Muddiemoose -- he did recruit SuperSuns & Mister M before the horrible name changes.

It's like he tried to purchase brand name goods and ended up with the ANKO equivalents.

T2B_ -- it's time to revive that thread.

 

[Supersuns]

BAT does have a point about Suns Supreme though.

Im gonna step on your eggs campaigner

 

[Party Gull]

Im gonna step on your eggs campaigner

Good luck finding them.

 

[Supersuns]

Good luck finding them.

Sigh, I'll get a pair of gloves.

 

[tony]

After a 3 season wait the Bears were finally back in the Finals. The Demons had a great 1st quarter kicking 9 Goals for the term, to take a 3 goal lead into quarter time. The Demons would extend their lead to 6 goals midway through the 2nd term, from their the Bears would try to peg back the lead but every time we got close the Demons would kick a goal or two to extend their lead. We did manage to get the margin down to single digits twice but the Demons always found a way to get a few goals to extend their lead. With our 2 Forward Pockets shitting the bed and having a day off, it was left to the rest of the team to carry their fat heads, unfortunately we couldn't and the Demons were able to hold on and kick us out of the Finals and consign us to another elimination final lose.

Las Vegas Bears 6.3 10.7 14.9 17.10 (112)
Mount Buller Demons 9.3 13.4 17.6 21.8 (134)
Goals: Cap, I Dont Care, tony, Party Gull, Millky95 2; Supersuns, Jezmiester40, Muddiemoose, Matera92, Gresh_Magic, kane249, MWPP
Best: Millky95, Supersuns, Test Tickle, Gresh_Magic, Muddiemoose, Jezmiester40

Fun Fact: Suns Supreme got 18% of his total disposals for the season in the last 2 games of the season, whatever you did in the last 2 weeks, do it from Round 1 next season.

Spoiler: Bears Vs Demons

LVB SENIORS Vs MBD SENIORS
LVB               6    3        10   7        14   9        17   10   112     
MBD               9    3        13   4        17   6        21   8    134     
LVB        HO  K  M  H  T  FF FA G  B   Dt  MBD         HO  K  M  H  T  FF FA G  B   Dt
Cap         0  8  0  0  0  0  0  2  1   37  Proper Gan   0  10 0  5  2  1  0  2  0   61
JoshWooden  0  2  7  3  0  0  1  0  0   30  manangatan   0  7  2  2  0  0  0  0  0   31
Campaigner  0  10 2  3  1  0  0  0  0   46  cats2rise    0  3  2  3  0  1  0  0  0   22
TheTick     0  7  3  3  0  0  0  0  0   36  DERO         0  7  7  11 0  0  0  0  0   64
Senor M     0  6  2  5  1  0  0  0  0   38  Headless     0  5  4  8  3  0  1  0  0   52
RookiePick  0  5  2  7  2  0  0  0  0   43  jmoo wan     0  5  5  2  0  0  0  0  0   34
Supersuns   0  14 5  12 1  0  2  1  0   85  haydo        0  9  2  10 0  0  2  2  0   59
I Dont Car  7  7  5  8  1  0  0  2  0   75  moginie      0  13 5  11 0  2  0  3  1   97
Electronic  0  9  1  6  2  1  1  0  0   48  Van_Dyke     0  5  2  7  2  1  0  0  0   44
Jezmiester  0  6  7  7  1  0  0  1  0   63  Bluelegs     0  9  3  6  0  0  0  2  0   60
Muddiemoos  0  8  4  9  0  1  0  1  2   63  DemonJim     0  9  7  6  0  0  1  2  1   70
tony        0  7  1  4  0  0  0  2  2   46  Tarkyn_24    0  3  2  6  0  0  0  0  0   27
Matera92    0  1  1  0  0  0  1  1  0    9  Azarole      0  2  1  2  0  0  0  2  0   25
Party Gull  0  5  0  4  1  1  1  2  1   38  sante        0  6  1  0  0  0  0  4  2   47
Art Vandel  0  1  0  0  0  0  0  0  1    4  Heardy_101   0  4  1  0  1  0  0  2  2   33
Test Tickl  12 7  0  13 3  0  0  0  1   72  Hate         17 13 0  10 5  0  1  1  0   99
Millky95    0  11 0  8  7  1  0  2  1   91  sausagerol   0  6  3  10 5  1  0  0  1   69
Gresh_Magi  0  7  1  6  7  2  1  1  1   70  cooney       0  15 0  10 9  2  1  1  1  107
kane249     0  5  5  6  0  0  0  1  0   48  PaythePerr   0  5  2  5  0  0  0  0  0   31
MWPP        0  6  1  7  1  0  1  1  0   42  Yakker       0  0  0  0  0  0  0  0  0    0

     LVB   MBD
Hitouts   : 19   17
Kicks     : 132  136
Marks     : 47   49
Handballs : 111  114
Tackles   : 28   27
Frees For : 6    8
Frees Ag. : 8    6
Smothers  : 1    2
Ironouts  : 6    6
Inside50  : 19   24
Goals     : 17   21
Behinds   : 10   8

GOAL BY GOAL :

First Quarter :
3 - Behind to Millky95 (LVB) - LVB by 1 point(s).
4 - Goal to Party Gull (LVB) - LVB by 7 point(s).
4.56 - Goal to moginie (MBD) - LVB by 1 point(s).
5.06 - Goal to haydo (MBD) - MBD by 5 point(s).
5.48 - Goal to kane249 (LVB) - LVB by 1 point(s).
7.45 - Goal to sante (MBD) - MBD by 5 point(s).
9.22 - Goal to sante (MBD) - MBD by 11 point(s).
10.3 - Goal to sante (MBD) - MBD by 17 point(s).
11.4 - Goal to Azarole (MBD) - MBD by 23 point(s).
12 - Goal to Supersuns (LVB) - MBD by 17 point(s).
13.04 - Goal to Cap (LVB) - MBD by 11 point(s).
14.24 - Goal to Heardy_101 (MBD) - MBD by 17 point(s).
16.16 - Goal to Cap (LVB) - MBD by 11 point(s).
18.36 - Goal to DemonJim (MBD) - MBD by 17 point(s).
19.34 - Rushed behind to LVB - MBD by 16 point(s).
19.58 - Behind to Cap (LVB) - MBD by 15 point(s).
20.36 - Goal to Millky95 (LVB) - MBD by 9 point(s).
21.27 - Goal to cooney (MBD) - MBD by 15 point(s).
23.28 - Behind to moginie (MBD) - MBD by 16 point(s).
24.1 - Behind to sante (MBD) - MBD by 17 point(s).
24.49 - Behind to sausageroll (MBD) - MBD by 18 point(s).

Second Quarter :
4.04 - Rushed behind to MBD - MBD by 19 point(s).
5.31 - Goal to Azarole (MBD) - MBD by 25 point(s).
8.16 - Behind to Art Vandelay_ (LVB) - MBD by 24 point(s).
8.53 - Behind to tony (LVB) - MBD by 23 point(s).
12.4 - Goal to Bluelegs (MBD) - MBD by 29 point(s).
13.45 - Goal to MWPP (LVB) - MBD by 23 point(s).
16.59 - Goal to Proper Gander (MBD) - MBD by 29 point(s).
17.19 - Goal to Proper Gander (MBD) - MBD by 35 point(s).
19.46 - Behind to tony (LVB) - MBD by 34 point(s).
20.19 - Goal to tony (LVB) - MBD by 28 point(s).
22.25 - Rushed behind to LVB - MBD by 27 point(s).
22.52 - Goal to tony (LVB) - MBD by 21 point(s).
24.18 - Goal to I Dont Care (LVB) - MBD by 15 point(s).

Third Quarter :
3.25 - Goal to Jezmiester40 (LVB) - MBD by 9 point(s).
5.31 - Rushed behind to LVB - MBD by 8 point(s).
6.39 - Goal to haydo (MBD) - MBD by 14 point(s).
9.18 - Behind to Party Gull (LVB) - MBD by 13 point(s).
10.3 - Goal to Muddiemoose (LVB) - MBD by 7 point(s).
12.19 - Goal to DemonJim (MBD) - MBD by 13 point(s).
16.55 - Behind to DemonJim (MBD) - MBD by 14 point(s).
17.53 - Goal to Heardy_101 (MBD) - MBD by 20 point(s).
20.42 - Goal to Gresh_Magic (LVB) - MBD by 14 point(s).
21.52 - Goal to Party Gull (LVB) - MBD by 8 point(s).
23.45 - Rushed behind to MBD - MBD by 9 point(s).
24.14 - Goal to sante (MBD) - MBD by 15 point(s).

Final Quarter :
1.48 - Goal to moginie (MBD) - MBD by 21 point(s).
2.52 - Goal to Matera92 (LVB) - MBD by 15 point(s).
7.16 - Goal to Bluelegs (MBD) - MBD by 21 point(s).
11.19 - Behind to sante (MBD) - MBD by 22 point(s).
11.44 - Behind to Heardy_101 (MBD) - MBD by 23 point(s).
16 - Goal to moginie (MBD) - MBD by 29 point(s).
16.2 - Goal to Hate (MBD) - MBD by 35 point(s).
19.54 - Behind to Gresh_Magic (LVB) - MBD by 34 point(s).
21.47 - Goal to Millky95 (LVB) - MBD by 28 point(s).
24.43 - Goal to I Dont Care (LVB) - MBD by 22 point(s).

TIME ON GROUND :

LVB
TheTick              0 (On) Total : 100%
JoshWoodenSpoon      0 (On) Total : 100%
Campaigner for good  0 (On) Total : 100%
tony                 0 (On) 16.47 (Off) 26.19 (On) 51.54 (Off) 62.48 (On) Total : 79%
Supersuns            0 (On) Total : 100%
RookiePick           0 (On) Total : 100%
Senor M              0 (On) Total : 100%
MWPP                 0 (On) 67.32 (Off) Total : 67%
Electronic_Renaissan 0 (On) Total : 100%
Jezmiester40         0 (On) Total : 100%
Muddiemoose          0 (On) Total : 100%
kane249              0 (On) 70.15 (Off) Total : 70%
Matera92             0 (On) Total : 100%
Cap                  0 (On) 26.19 (Off) 34.01 (On) 60.5 (Off) 70.15 (On) Total : 82%
Art Vandelay_        0 (On) Total : 100%
Test Tickle          0 (On) 37.19 (Off) 60.03 (On) Total : 77%
Millky95             0 (On) Total : 100%
Party Gull           0 (On) 37.04 (Off) 51.54 (On) Total : 85%
I Dont Care          0 (Off) 37.19 (On) 60.03 (Off) 60.5 (On) 62.48 (Off) 67.32 (On) Total : 56%
Gresh_Magic          0 (Off) 16.47 (On) 34.01 (Off) 37.04 (On) Total : 79%

MBD
Yakker               0 (On) 19.09 (Off) Total : 19%
manangatang          0 (On) Total : 100%
PaythePerryman       0 (On) 16.59 (Off) 19.09 (On) 93.36 (Off) Total : 90%
DERO                 0 (On) Total : 100%
DemonJim             0 (On) 3.33 (Off) 11.07 (On) Total : 92%
jmoo wan             0 (On) Total : 100%
haydo                0 (On) Total : 100%
moginie              0 (On) Total : 100%
Van_Dyke             0 (On) Total : 100%
Bluelegs             0 (On) Total : 100%
Tarkyn_24            0 (On) 11.07 (Off) 16.59 (On) Total : 94%
sausageroll          0 (On) 30.1 (Off) 66.03 (On) Total : 64%
Azarole              0 (On) Total : 100%
sante                0 (On) Total : 100%
Heardy_101           0 (On) Total : 100%
Hate                 0 (On) Total : 100%
Proper Gander        0 (On) 66.03 (Off) 93.36 (On) Total : 72%
cooney               0 (On) Total : 100%
cats2rise            0 (Off) 30.1 (On) Total : 69%
Headless             0 (Off) 3.33 (On) Total : 95%

Total :  3600               Average :  90.00001

MATCH-UPS :

• While worlds weren't set on fire, PaythePerryman massacred Art Vandelay_. - 48m from 32 to 80.
• Neither having much reason to brag, Art Vandelay_ and Proper Gander were evenly matched. - 0m from 95 to 95.
• While the match-up was a bit of a side-show, Azarole and Campaigner for good were well-matched - there was no victor. - 86m from 7 to 93.
• While the match-up was a bit of a side-show, RookiePick either broke even with Bluelegs or vaguely bested him - it was hard to tell. - 97m from 1 to 98.
• In what was a very slow day for both, Cap had Heardy_101's measure. - 56m from 36 to 92.
• While overall a quiet day for both players, Cap gave manangatang a bath. - 17m from 3 to 20.
• In quite a tussle, DemonJim came out tops over the brave Senor M. - 80m from 13 to 93.
• While both players struggled to make an impact, kane249 had the better of DERO. - 61m from 2 to 63.
• While worlds weren't set on fire, DERO massacred tony. - 21m from 75 to 96.
• Toe to toe throughout, haydo either broke even with Electronic_Renaissance or vaguely bested him - it was hard to tell. - 98m from 1 to 99.
• In an epic battle, cooney beat Gresh_Magic today - but not by much. - 60m from 39 to 99.
• Neither having much reason to brag, Gresh_Magic and Heardy_101 were hard to separate - though Gresh_Magic was slightly more effective. - 0m from 29 to 29.
• While very slim pickings for both players, Gresh_Magic did very well against sausageroll. - 9m from 17 to 26.
• While the match-up was a bit of a side-show, not much between Hate and I Dont Care - the former was probably a smidgeon better. - 37m from 38 to 75.
• While not all all one-way, Test Tickle had the better of Hate. - 100m from 0 to 100.
• In an enthralling contest, Headless did very well against Muddiemoose. - 93m from 3 to 96.
• While overall a quiet day for both players, Heardy_101 massacred kane249. - 0m from 67 to 67.
• Spending most of the game pushing and shoving each other, not much between Heardy_101 and TheTick - the former was probably a smidgeon better. - 13m from 11 to 24.
• Neither having much reason to brag, not much between tony and Heardy_101 - the former was probably a smidgeon better. - 0m from 64 to 64.
• In an enthralling contest, moginie did very well against I Dont Care. - 30m from 69 to 99.
• In an enthralling contest, Jezmiester40 won the bout with jmoo wan. - 93m from 3 to 96.
• In a resume-material performance, sante won the bout with JoshWoodenSpoon. - 86m from 7 to 93.
• Neither having much reason to brag, it could be argued that manangatang had the better game against tony - although there was very little in it. - 19m from 32 to 51.
• While overall a quiet day for both players, cats2rise gave Matera92 a hiding. - 52m from 44 to 96.
• In what was a very slow day for both, Matera92 won the bout with Tarkyn_24. - 0m from 33 to 33.
• In a resume-material performance, Millky95 won the bout with Proper Gander. - 60m from 1 to 61.
• In an epic battle, it could be argued that Millky95 had the better game against sausageroll - although there was very little in it. - 34m from 66 to 100.
• In quite a display, moginie won the bout with MWPP. - 63m from 0 to 63.
• In an enthralling contest, cooney was slightly more polished than Party Gull. - 32m from 2 to 34.
• While overall a quiet day for both players, manangatang did a demolition job on Party Gull. - 44m from 52 to 96.
• While both players struggled to make an impact, tony was slightly more polished than sausageroll. - 14m from 1 to 15.
• Neither having much reason to brag, Senor M came out tops over the brave Tarkyn_24. - 9m from 1 to 10.
• In an enthralling contest, Supersuns had the better of Van_Dyke. - 100m from 0 to 100.
• In a comparatively small-fry arm wrestle, Tarkyn_24 and TheTick were evenly matched. - 59m from 39 to 98.
• In what was a very slow day for both, cats2rise had TheTick's measure. - 0m from 35 to 35.
• In what was a very slow day for both, sausageroll exposed TheTick's frailties. - 3m from 27 to 30.

17 posters rocked up last week, which was our highest turnout of posters since Rd 11 which was the last time we played the Demons. 9166 posts made by 22 different posters for the season, great effort Bears.

 

[Party Gull]

Great work this year Tony. I've quite enjoyed your reviews.

 

[Matera92]

Rebuild. duck the weak campaigners off , etc Suns Supreme and Senor M and actively recruit from scratch. This top up approach with *******s doesn't work!!

 

[Art Vandelay_]

The lack of news of a B&F says to me one thing.
LG is waiting for Matera92 bribe payment to clear.

Looks like Art yet again denied his B&F award by backroom corruption.

 

[Matera92]

The lack of news of a B&F says to me one thing.
LG is waiting for Matera92 bribe payment to clear.

Looks like Art yet again denied his B&F award by backroom corruption.

You were so shithouse this season I don’t even have to bribe anyone.

 

[Art Vandelay_]

You were so shithouse this season I don’t even have to bribe anyone.

Better than you bae.

The regular season is over so we can finally determine who is the better forward pocket, @Art Vandelay_ or @Matera92 ?
Over the season Art got more marks, handballs, tackles, frees for, behinds and Disposals, whereas Matera got more Kicks and Goals.

They played in constraining styles, Art was more the team player tackling and bringing his team mates into the game with his handballing while Matera played for one person and one person only, Matera92,

 

[Matera92]

Better than you bae.

At being rubbish? Yes…you win.

 

[Muddiemoose]

I have been given some very important information from a fellow poster that I can’t name.

Please join me in wishing Suns Supreme the happiest of birthdays today

 

[por_please_ya]

Suns Supreme

 

[ImissFrosty]

The deceased TJASTA wishes you a very happy 40th Suns Supreme

I do not. You suck.

 

[Harvey Manfrenjensenden]

Pass

 

[Supersuns]

Pass

Same

 

[Greenery]

Muddiemoose this is great leadership friend.

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

what a shit club!

 

[Muddiemoose]

what a s**t club!

Please keep all comments on topic for today is a celebration of Suns Supreme and the day of his birth

Thank you

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

Please keep all comments on topic for today is a celebration of Suns Supreme and the day of his birth

Thank you

Hope he likes cabbage in his KFC burger.

 

[Supersuns]

I have decided to retire.

 

[CursingFijian]

I have decided to retire.

Your sense of humour retired at the end of S32, so I suppose this development is overdue.

Old codger.

 

[Supersuns]

Your sense of humour retired at the end of S32, so I suppose this development is overdue.

Old codger.

I bet this felt like a really sick burn when you were typing it out.

 

[CursingFijian]

I bet this felt like a really sick burn when you were typing it out.

Stop proving my point and give me a laugh emoji.

 

[Millky95]

I have decided to retire.

Career change?