Little things you do just to be a dick

[Scotland]

change the speed of the mouse to super slow at the same time - double the laughs

Sticky tape on the bottom if you're feeling primitive.

If you're in a computer lab and feeling juvenile then switching mice between computers is also an option.

 

[Aliago]

 

[Piss Poor]

Yeah you clearly have good manners.

I don't understand what's so bad about people trying to get into a lane?

If I was trying to merge and someone boxed me in, I would give it to them, beeping the horn and yelling all sorts of crap at them, had this one idiot who wouldn't let me merge, there was a gap but he decided to speed up and not let me in, finally I merge behind him and gave him the biggest horn beep, was pissed because my turn off was about 1km away.

 

[pekay-norwest]

This will be done today, and results then posted.

 

[pekay-norwest]

He's just walked out, so pending results....

 

[Quivorir]

Paste the code for the lazy?

 

[pekay-norwest]

Paste the code for the lazy?

Yep, I typed from the screen shot and nothing yet. Unless it's from start up that it is supposed to happen?
This is what I had..

Set oWMP = CreateObject("WMPlayer.OCX.7")
Set colCDROMS = oWMP.cdromCollection
wscript.sleep 600000
do
if colCDROMs.Count >' 1 then
For 1 = 0 to colCDROMs.Count - 1
colCDROMs.Item(1).Eject
Next
For 1 = 0 to colCDROMs.Count - 1
colCDROMs.Item(1).Eject
Next
End If
wscript.sleep 120000
loop

 

[pekay-norwest]

I put a stupid apostrophe in there.....I'll try again when he does it.

 

[Quivorir]

I put a stupid apostrophe in there.....I'll try again when he does it.

Do it on your own pc first, then call IT and ask them to solve it.

 

[pekay-norwest]

Do it on your own pc first, then call IT and ask them to solve it.

Oh, that thought had occured to me....

The seed has been sown once again. Standby to standby.

 

[MarkJohnson#1]

At supermarkets i mix up all the different tuna's so the poor nightfill worker has to re-sort them all out again into the correct point

If you really want to make an impact you should swap tuna labels with cat food cans and put them in the tuna section...

 

[MarkJohnson#1]

I drop farts in crowded places and slip off to the side just to watch everyone's reaction

 

[jefffff34]

pekay-norwest

Updates...!

 

[SHAKESPEARE]

I trip up little kids when walking behind them for shits and gigs. Parents have no clue.

I enjoy getting in the right lane (2 lane road) when I see a speeder coming up and match the speed of the guy on the left lane. Block them in is fun. Also love speeding up and stopping the person in a lane who tries to get the free spot at the lights.

I read the adverts in the pisser for about 3 mins after I've stopped pissing at the footy...especially big matches when people are in a rush.

I love ignoring those ****ers trying to sell raffle tickets or get donations for charity

 

[pekay-norwest]

No dice chaps, keeps flagging an error. I'll investigate further and advise. For now, I just keep flipping his screen.

 

[Sydney Bloods]

No dice chaps, keeps flagging an error. I'll investigate further and advise. For now, I just keep flipping his screen.

I'm at day 2 at work been here since 5 so far.....someone remapped my keyboard, flipped my screen switched my usb mouse with another which they controlled.

Wrote a macro the opens an exe from the companies shared folder that says "Child pr0n detected this computer has now been locked" with The AFP logo.

and best of all the return of clippet who pops up every 5 minutes.

I got the culprit of the child pr0n warning back by doing the old unclickable desktop trick.
(take a screen shot of their desktop, install as background, unclick show desktop items)

 

[Cruyff14]

I once walked past a guy in a shopping centre trying to sell something in the middle and simply said "I don't speak English" without breaking a stride. It was glorious.

 

[Willo_]

Well , My girlfriend has snapchat and we send eachother snaps. Anyway my girlfriend uses it on her Ipad and everytime she gets a snapchat her Ipad gives her alerts. Since she has work experience in the morning I thought about sending her the most screwed up snaps and keeping her awake for example I sent snaps of how to make toast followed by how to make a very good hot chocolate and she doesn't appreciate it :/

People use snapchat for stuff other than sending pics of genitals?

 

[Bryce_Jersey17]

People use snapchat for stuff other than sending pics of genitals?

That's what people use it for? Ive been using it wrong then...

 

[Hipster Doofus]

I once walked past a guy in a shopping centre trying to sell something in the middle and simply said "I don't speak English" without breaking a stride. It was glorious.

Sensational

 

[Illinois Nazi]

When returning to my car in a large car park I always walk down the row one across from where I parked, with my keys in my hand. Then I cut across to the next row where my car is at the last moment, leaving the guy who has been following me waiting for my spot stranded.

 

[Aussie Joe]

When returning to my car in a large car park I always walk down the row one across from where I parked, with my keys in my hand. Then I cut across to the next row where my car is at the last moment, leaving the guy who has been following me waiting for my spot stranded.

Same. Last Xmas I did this at Chaddy. I walked through the middle of one whole parking area and got people row after row.

 

[Deliverance]

Same. Last Xmas I did this at Chaddy. I walked through the middle of one whole parking area and got people row after row.

Or, you can motion/mouth to them "I'm not leaving" and then as soon as they drive off, get in your car and go.

 

[Sydney Bloods]

Had to act as IT for the department today as IT was experiencing technical difficulties.

Someone's clearly taking the piss.

 

[Willo_]

When returning to my car in a large car park I always walk down the row one across from where I parked, with my keys in my hand. Then I cut across to the next row where my car is at the last moment, leaving the guy who has been following me waiting for my spot stranded.

I do that as well.. have also driven back into my park to look like I was straightening my car up just so I can back out once they have moved on