Backfire Made a cuckold of a Melbourne supporter last night

[Good_Old]

Questionable OP.
Dude seems to have posted for sole reason of announcing to an internet forum he may have had sex?

 

[JoseMourinho]

This thread is disturbingly low energy.

Please kick the Horshamites out and confisicate the coats.

Colin, please build the wall 10 feet higher!

/trumpmeme

 

[Tyler Durden007]

Why would you even bother making up this enormous bullshit story

 

[DavoTheDasher]

Call Bullshit!!! .... If you had an absolute glamour wtf are you doing on Bigfooty at 1 am in the morning.

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Of course you do... Another virgin beta calls bullshit coz they haven't got any for months.

I said in the OP I left her for a bit when she said she had a fiancé and came back as I was leaving. Looks like I stirred up stabby in between

 

[DavoTheDasher]

Why would you even bother making up this enormous bullshit story

You wouldn't make it up. You would post it for the lols to laugh at Melbourne cucks though

 

[Rhys Cooyou]

Questionable OP.
Dude seems to have posted for sole reason of announcing to an internet forum he may have had sex?

And it may, or may not have been female.

 

[Mad_Hatter]

I didn't know possum was getting married!

 

[T2B_]

Of course you do... Another virgin beta calls bullshit coz they haven't got any for months.

If they're a virgin I think they wouldn't have had any, ever.

 

[Cousin of Daicos]

Logistically, how do pufferfish have sex?

 

[DavoTheDasher]

If they're a virgin I think they wouldn't have had any, ever.

Touché

 

[DavoTheDasher]

Can confirm ManOfClay is also a cuck

 

[Vikingblood]

Melbourne supporters reaction to seeing their Mrs be tuned by an Alfa male

Here's Davo being the "Alfa" male with his conquest...

 

[DavoTheDasher]

The following posters would love to stroke their own salami whilst watching a port Adelaide man pound their woman:

MAXIMUM GAWNAGE premiershipvigil Bayer_ TazHawk15 oogac GoCROWS! ManOfClay charcoalchicken

 

[Richoman Tiger's]

Lel all the loser's pwned in this fred grate OP quad b suck shit your all our cuckold's

 

[DavoTheDasher]

Lel all the loser's pwned in this fred grate OP quad b suck shit your all our cuckold's

You are cuck too

 

[Puffalotta]

I'm up in Sydney for work at the moment and was out with the boys last night when I ran into this absolute glamour at the bar. Started chatting away and she drops that she is engaged and is getting married in May.

Took this as a sign to move on and keep scouting the field. About 2 hours later she comes and gets me and says I don't usually do this but Davo lets get out of here. Take her back to my hotel and gave her the greatest minute and a half of her life.

Get up this morning and put on a port training singlet to go for a run and she sees and we get talking about footy. She reveals her husband to be is a mad demons fans.

It had me thinking is there a supporter base that more embodies everything their team stands for than melbournes cucks and their spineless beta footy team

DAVO!

My big, beautiful hunk o' man love DAVO! I hoped I would track you down here! I'm sooooooo happy I think I'm going to cry! Why didn't you give me your number?

I've told my husband that I want our union dissolved. I just want you DAVO! I just want to relive that 90 seconds of passion that we gave each other over and over again for ever and ever and ever!

I'm a bit annoyed about you sharing our liaison with all your internet friends here, but I guess I understand because you're an alpha male and that's what you do. That's what drew me to you. Actually, it's making me a bit hot again now! Grrrrrrrr! It's ok DAVO! I you.

I know you found our whole encounter confusing, but I'll help you work through that. It's natural. It'll be ok baby.

 

[11sjw]

This thread is disturbingly low energy.

Please kick the Horshamites out and confisicate the coats.

Colin, please build the wall 10 feet higher!

/trumpmeme

and get the Horshamites to pay for that forker.

 

[11sjw]

Why would you even bother making up this enormous bullshit story

Because "I was lonely in my dingy motel so I rubbed one out last night" doesn't quite set someone up as a supposed "Alpha."

 

[Tiger2709]

Divvy. Technically all Port fans were cuckolds when they watched the Dees **** their side last week. Along with Richmond the past 2 years davothedasher's

What on Earth has Richmond to do with this, it's not our fault that davo shagged your fiance, you can see someone and get help for obsessive behaivour

 

[Tiger2709]

Melbourne supporters reaction to seeing their Mrs be tuned by an Alfa male

This gif has a distinct lack of Chardonnay and ski slopes.

 

[David Schwarz]

You are cuck too

Can believe it took you the whole of ten minutes to log out and in again.

Do you even know how to turn a computer on?

 

[Bernie L]

This fred is bordering on being one of the shittiest to ever grace the bay.

Davo = ladyboy lover



NTTAWWT

 

[DavoTheDasher]

This fred is bordering on being one of the shittiest to ever grace the bay.

Davo = ladyboy lover



NTTAWWT

offended galore... You aren't even on the cuckold level yet as you need a girlfriend first

 

[Bernie L]

offended galore... You aren't even on the cuckold level yet as you need a girlfriend first

Ive offended you

 

[Puffalotta]

DAVO? DAVO? Are you there, DAVO? Please don't ignore me and our love! I remember in our fit of passion you called me a solid 8.2/10! That was the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me!

I've changed my allegiance to Port, DAVO! I've disowned my previous life for you! Don't deny our male on gender ambiguous love! You picked the perfect weekend to come to Sydney and discover who you really were!

What say me catch up this Thursday night, DAVO? We can go and watch our beloved Port pound the life out of those pathetic beta-male Tigers! We can then go and engage in some pounding of our own! Grrrrrr!

Oh my! I'm getting hot just thinking about it! *Swoon*