Rumour No more Mrs Hardwick

[Brett C]

Maybe not but at least my missus is hot.

Of course she is . I think your dosage of Olanzapine is a little low.

I suggest you consult your mental health professional without delay.

 

[RUNVS]

Maybe not but at least my missus is hot.

Does your wife know that if she got a scar on her face that you would drop her like a lead balloon?

 

[Godchin]

Of course she is . I think your dosage of Olanzapine is a little low.

I suggest you consult your mental health professional without delay.

Shush, Brett.

Does your wife know that if she got a scar on her face that you would drop her like a lead balloon?

Yes, it's implied.

 

[RUNVS]

Yes, it's implied.

You are either a troll, an awful person or delusional.

I strongly suspect your wife is not real and you have imagined her.

 

[Godchin]

You are either a troll, an awful person or delusional.

I strongly suspect your wife is not real and you have imagined her.

You are the ones who are delusional. You're the ones pretending that Dimma and his wife are on an even keel.

Dimma clearly has more hand than his wife for a number of reasons.

 

[TwiggleyFanClub]

You are the ones who are delusional. You're the ones pretending that Dimma and his wife are on an even keel.

Dimma clearly has more hand than his wife for a number of reasons.

I think you'll find her divorce lawyer will take his hand clean off at the wrist.
Along with a fair chunk of the loot.

 

[Sentinel]

Cringeworthy reading from old mate Godchin in this thread. How embarrassing.

If it's a troll it's not a good one.

 

[mfcrox]

Maybe not but at least my missus is hot.

Photos or that statement doesn't count

 

[Godchin]

Oh noooo, someone's world view doesn't align with my cucked version!
He must be a troll!

Cringe.

 

[gingernuts]

BF delete my comment becuase I mention Alex rance

Alex Rance

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Last 5

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5.7

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2.4

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226.9

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17.0

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5.8

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11.2

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5.0

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on this thread in a rumour /humour file well thats the end for me BF can get fooked. fooking hypocrites

 

[Sentinel]

Nobody is yet to tell me why Mrs Hardwick is such a catch.

Dimma is famous, rich, successful, has a rig, was an athlete. The guy is a legend.

His wife is hideous and that's indisputable. Dimma would make way more coin than her.

Just admit you've got the hots for your football club's coach. It's ok mate.

 

[3rd Grade Maggy]

Maybe not but at least my missus is hot.

She's a good sport too. Best footy trip ever.

 

[Hawksboy72]

How many marriages has the hub ruined?

Wonder if sportsbet will open an under/overs market on this.

 

[CrowsB4hoes]

Maybe not but at least my missus is hot.

Cooks a nice breakfast too

 

[matthew_s]

Cooks a nice breakfast too

She has to, flogchin isn't allowed to use the stove unsupervised.

 

[ThePhantom777]

Fairly well known that Hardwick took one of the nutritionists to Poundtown while in the hub

Why is this not in the 'best football related rumour you have heard from someone you trust' thread?

 

[ryancash]

Oh noooo, someone's world view doesn't align with my cucked version!
He must be a troll!

Cringe.

Don't use "cucked" and "simp" dude. Makes you look weak and stupid. Or maybe you are. I know you think going against the grain makes you come across as some sort of Alpha......It doesn't.

 

[terrybull]

Maybe not but at least my missus is hot.

are you suggestiing she could do better and dump you for Hardwick?

 

[Godchin]

Don't use "cucked" and "simp" dude. Makes you look weak and stupid. Or maybe you are. I know you think going against the grain makes you come across as some sort of Alpha......It doesn't.

Says the "dude" trying to alpha me on an Australian Rules football forum.
What's the solution? We should all hold the same opinions?

are you suggestiing she could do better and dump you for Hardwick?

I'm not sure. I'm younger, taller, better looking and also way funnier but I'm sure he has more money than me.
I'll let her decide.
It's no skin off my teeth either way because I know I'm a catch.

 

[Phar Ace]

I'm not sure. I'm younger, taller, better looking and also way funnier but I'm sure he has more money than me.
I'll let her decide.
It's no skin off my teeth either way because I know I'm a catch.

Well self-esteem wouldn't appear to be a problem - or maybe that's just bravado

 

[RUNVS]

I'm not sure. I'm younger, taller, better looking and also way funnier but I'm sure he has more money than me.
I'll let her decide.
It's no skin off my teeth either way because I know I'm a catch.

Is it considered an honour that Donald Trump is on bigfooty? Other than the more money bit this is a perfect match.

 

[GudOnya]

It's no skin off my teeth either way because I know I'm a catch.

And what does your hot wife think about your wrinkly teeth?

 

[terrybull]

Says the "dude" trying to alpha me on an Australian Rules football forum.
What's the solution? We should all hold the same opinions?


I'm not sure. I'm younger, taller, better looking and also way funnier but I'm sure he has more money than me.
I'll let her decide.
It's no skin off my teeth either way because I know I'm a catch.

Sounds like your “girlfriend” is a mirror...

 

[GWT6]

Actual photo of Godchin

 

[Xtreme]

I'm hearing that Hardwick is on track to go downhill ala Ricky Nixon 2.0

TOOT TOOT