Norf and the 2011 Doom Cycle

[Pat_Footy]

I can't stand North Melbourne. It makes me sick that they get to play footy every round... This club is a disgrace to the AFL. I want this zit removed.

 

[Dan]

^^^ You got any fizz wizz?

 

[Bosk]

OK.

Let’s deal with this one. Rebecca’s Journey was SATIRE. I made fun of Caro’s braces induced lisp because she’s a self important flog. However I also postulated that Stewie Dew is a actually a yeti style throwback to prehistoric times. And also, with Rebecca’s Journey, I wasn’t trolling any one club. I laid into North with Laidley wanting to trade his son.

Now gogriff has been trolling North for a while. He starts this thread, aimed at only one club. And in the thread, as part of his trolling, he’s decided it would ‘funny’ – here the mask slips – to make fun of the Sudanese refugee guys accent … despite not knowing he doesn’t even have one.

Ha ha. Look, the black kid talks funny. That’s racism. And the mods are fine with it.

And it’s a bit rich of you to pop your head up. Tell us again how many people will die for lack of ambulances if govt funds Ballarat? LOL.

As for leaving, well, **** it, I’m back.

Get over it.

Translation: When I hang sh*t on people for being different it's okay, but when everyone else does it, it's totally unacceptable!

You should've stayed gone Sweet Left Flog. Most overrated poster on the Bay by a mile.

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

Translation: When I hang sh*t on people for being different it's okay, but when everyone else does it to Norf, it's totally unacceptable!

efa.

6 Norf meltdowns.

 

[Biffinator]

SLF = Red Card = Ho Ho Ho

Biffinator

 

[Biffinator]

 

[Daveo Plonk]

Awesome fotoshop skills homes. You do know what Green Bay were named after, right?

 

[Long Live the King]

Awesome fotoshop skills homes. You do know what Green Bay were named after, right?

Biffs an educated man, the self proclaimed doyen of bunyip, of course he knows.

 

[Slattery_20]

A western suburbs accent??.

Fine line between racial and social villification Sweetie.

We're still allowed to hang shit on toothless Footscray and Altona deroes aren't we? Or would that upset SLF's delicate moralities? I would hate for him to have a tantie. That would ruin my day.

 

[Biffinator]

Awesome fotoshop skills homes. You do know what Green Bay were named after, right?

Captain Obvious, thanks for the comment re my astounding photoshop skills but you have overlooked a salutary warning.

The Hunter S Thompson cat does not want to go anywhere near Norf.

After all, what are Las Vegas and Tricky Dicky Nixon compared with the cesspool that is Norf?

Sadly, Fear and Loathing at Oil Drum Lane will never be written and it remains one of the great 'what ifs' of literature.

Biffinator

 

[Mofra]

Something Smorgon has been trying to do since 1997

Given our new $25m facilities, increase in membership figures, consecutive finals appearances building to success and improvement in off-field finances, I dare say he's done pretty well.
He's a loyal Bulldog too, and I know how much loyalty is valued down at Ablett Stadium

 

[Daveo Plonk]

Captain Obvious, thanks for the comment re my astounding photoshop skills but you have overlooked a salutary warning.

The Hunter S Thompson cat does not want to go anywhere near Norf.

After all, what are Las Vegas and Tricky Dicky Nixon compared with the cesspool that is Norf?

Sadly, Fear and Loathing at Oil Drum Lane will never be written and it remains one of the great 'what ifs' of literature.

Biffinator

Funny, you struck me as more of a JD Salinger-type basement dweller.

 

[Geelong63]

SLF = Red Card = Ho Ho Ho

Biffinator

Funny how SLF gets a Red Card and his "mate" Jamie shows up on the Norf Board.

 

[Biffinator]

Funny, you struck me as more of a JD Salinger-type basement dweller.

Whatever. I suppose I should ask you to explain in detail but I CNBF.

Comrade G63 - good pick up. It would be a treat if hard-hitting journalist Jamie Johnstone were to join us on the Bay. I hope that she does not have a lisp.

Biffinator.

 

[Bigeasy]

Acosta needs more gut

 

[tazaa]

Even Melbourne would vote No on that one..

Unlike when you scraped your knees for Hawthorn back in 96 while N-o-r-t-h w-o-n t-h-e p-r-e-m-i-e-rship!

 

[roosmad]

Crap, you made fun of a disability ie a lispe. Its just as bad to people who suffer from that disability. Everyone apart from you realises that his comments were satire, poor taste, yep but so what, the bay is full of poor taste. But god forbid someone has a go at Norf.

As for Ambulances, I stand by it. People pay taxes for essential services to be met and they are not. They do not pay to bail out a broken down footy club in a billion dollar industry. Thankfully it is no longer an issue as Teddles has put it on the when we get around to it list, which means not in this term.

How the hell is a lispe a disability, next thing toothless flogwood supporters will be deemed a disability, hang on, shit it is...

 

[cammo78]

I detect some frustrations from our Dawk cousins.
They are stuck in little old Looncesspool for the next 5 years, losing up to 6, 7 of their home games for a bit of money like a whore.
The Twoheadedlocals don't really want them and prefer to have their own team but have been played out by Kenneth.
Meanwhile their 'struggling' cross town dominators play all their home games within an hours drive.
Suck sh.t KennethDawks and Tasmoanians . You deserve each other.

Ahem.

Anything you'd like to add to this in light of recent events?

 

[robaba]

Ahem.

Anything you'd like to add to this in light of recent events?

It's a lot closer then Darwin. 750,000 a game is a good number too.

 

[Biffinator]

Comrades, the festive season is upon us so it is high time I offered you all one of my favourite recipes: the Norf Strudle.

Take one 'struggle-town' club.

Add the greatest centre half forward in the history of the game.

Sprinkle in a stack of champion players (Archer, Stevens, Longmire, King, McKernan, Allison, Boomer, Simpson)

Mix in two premierships and innumerable final appearances.

Pepper it with dozens of Friday Night fixtures.

Glaze it with Night Premierships.

Bake it in the oven for an hour.

And what are you left with?

One struggle-town club.

Biffinator.

PS Tasmanians are not stupid. They realise that the latest ****-and-bull expediency from JB & Euge is just that: ****-and-bull. The dynamic duo want to leech cash from Hobart in wait for the 'gold-mine' in Ballarat to materialise. Yes indeed, the good people of Hobart are going to heed the example of Sydney, Gold Coast and Canberra by shunning this wandering leper of a club.

 

[Andy_Mac]

Pack your bags Norf fans. Its time to get back on the road agian.

 

[RooHooDoo]

Pack your bags Norf fans. Its time to get back on the road agian.

thx for the cash tassie

 

[Geelong63]

thx for the cash tassie

Its obvious that Norf no longer have any sense of Self Respect

They have never pulled their own weight

Years of living from one handout to the next have turned Norf into the welfare dependent embarrassment that it is today.

Its time for some tough love by the AFL

 

[cammo78]

It's a lot closer then Darwin. 750,000 a game is a good number too.

Ah the old Norf response..."but, but, but"...

So let's get this straight.

Hawthorn were, to use your terminology, "whores" for selling games to Tasmania.

Where does that leave you now, champ??

(P.S. - as an aside - Melbourne (or is that "Melunborn"?!) is now the only club playing matches in Darwin...we will be playing Sydney in Canberra...yet another locale you have "whored" yourself to.)

 

[The OBSTacle]

Another $1.5 million in the coffers.

JB and EA are the supreme President/CEO combination of the AFL.