Games & Recreation One ... word ... story ... #1

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CHAPTER 1 (Page 1-12)
There once lived, a dog ugly witch named Hazel. Her golden locks glistened while the world burned. Why oh campaigners do dogs remain where their undies explode? It seemed serendipitous moist wipes create a slippery dog arsehat perturbed by her budgerigar’s beak.

Meanwhile, in the Hague, Lars the Terrible ate 74 delicious bricks prior to making donuts. But Lars yearned for chainsaws. His collection included antiques from the slug named Caro, she stinks but really was trying to keep slightly aware of inevitable odour emanating from the famous gap tooth. Meanwhile, Robbo and his odour mutated into moist COVID. Isn’t that delightful? No!!!

She always made the worst quiches yet they quenched everyone’s desire as they mutated into lobsters. Meanwhile BillyRay sung 90s theme wedding itineraries. Somewhere hippotherapists and conspiracy sewer architects bake themselves patisseries because they’re desperate for sweet, sweet, gooey custard filling.

In other news, the beautiful dog ate none of the creamy blazer, because cotton upsets delicate minds. Those gunslingers from Ouagadougou could hit a zebra crossing effortlessly. So the surprising moment occurred when Peter realized awkwardly that Christine had circumvented his urethra. This sucked, but tasted heavenly.

Tuesday is the name for my earlobe. However, sometimes curiosity peaks and erupts so gloriously that one man masticates ferociously. During breakfast the phenomenally placed tree swayed intensely poontang grape from Paris was not allowed. Interestingly, science academics predicted the climate would dissolve organic chocolate bars. Looking out surreptitiously through the window while aliens probed everyone’s areola despite noticing puss residue seeping through cracks in the frame.

Extermination was ordered when the psychopath strolled inconspicuously into Bunnings, however sausages being forbidden delicacies within Turkmenistan meant death came abruptly. Interestingly, Tom Riddle cursed Draco ….
 
There once lived, a dog ugly witch named Hazel. Her golden locks glistened while the world burned. Why oh campaigners do dogs remain where their undies explode? It seemed serendipitous moist wipes create a slippery dog arsehat perturbed by her budgerigar’s beak.

Meanwhile, in the Hague, Lars the Terrible ate 74 delicious bricks prior to making donuts. But Lars yearned for chainsaws. His collection included antiques from the slug named Caro, she stinks but really was trying to keep slightly aware of inevitable odour emanating from the famous gap tooth. Meanwhile, Robbo and his odour mutated into moist COVID. Isn’t that delightful? No!!!

She always made the worst quiches yet they quenched everyone’s desire as they mutated into lobsters. Meanwhile BillyRay sung 90s theme wedding itineraries. Somewhere hippotherapists and conspiracy sewer architects bake themselves patisseries because they’re desperate for sweet, sweet, gooey custard filling.

In other news, the beautiful dog ate none of the creamy blazer, because cotton upsets delicate minds. Those gunslingers from Ouagadougou could hit a zebra crossing effortlessly. So the surprising moment occurred when Peter realized awkwardly that Christine had circumvented his urethra. This sucked, but tasted heavenly.

Tuesday is the name for my earlobe. However, sometimes curiosity peaks and erupts so gloriously that one man masticates ferociously. During breakfast the phenomenally placed tree swayed intensely poontang grape from Paris was not allowed. Interestingly, science academics predicted the climate would dissolve organic chocolate bars. Looking out surreptitiously through the window while aliens probed everyone’s areola despite noticing puss residue seeping through cracks in the frame.

Extermination was ordered when the psychopath strolled inconspicuously into Bunnings, however sausages being forbidden delicacies within Turkmenistan meant death came abruptly. Interestingly, Tom Riddle cursed Draco ….
I lol'd a few times.
 
A few characters in there needing some more development. I want to know what condiments Lars has with his bricks ... 🤣
i'd like to wear a slippery dog arsehat one day
 

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