Port…….(title no longer non PC, as per management’s request)

[Kangaroo Cat]

Cry babies. I hope they have a terrible weekend.

 

[Hojuman]

Poorta cry babies. I hope they have a terrible weekend.

Well, off to a good start anyway

 

[Hojuman]

Our boy, ***, 1 tackle. One.

HTB last q.against him was a thing of beauty though.

Over to you giantroo

 

[FootySmartSimpson]

Another year wasted for Port. Bloody brilliant.

 

[see see]

We are the Power from Port
And we'll always fall short
It's true Port Adelaide tradition

 

[The Talent Scout]

2023, "We are going to have to strengthen our backline and get some class back there", say hello to Brandon Zerk Thatcher and Esava Ratugolea

27

Esava Ratugolea

Age

26

Ht

197cm

Wt

108kg

Pos.

Def

Career

Season

Last 5

D

8.6

2star

K

4.8

2star

HB

3.8

3star

M

2.7

3star

T

2.2

4star

MG

131.6

2star

D

8.1

2star

K

4.3

2star

HB

3.9

3star

M

2.1

2star

T

2.5

3star

MG

109.0

2star

D

9.2

3star

K

5.0

2star

HB

4.2

4star

M

4.0

4star

T

2.2

4star

MG

133.8

3star

!

 

[Roostorm]

This should bring a tear of joy to all of those pooorts supporters.
Don’t get triggered now
But congratulations are in order l do believe

 

[Samsquanch]

Our boy, ***, 1 tackle. One.

HTB last q.against him was a thing of beauty though.

Over to you giantroo

He was hung, drawn and quartered.

I could imagine a replay of that tackle, played back in slow motion, set to the soundtrack of the Blue Danube, and ending in a Squid Game spatter. Then silence.

 

[Hojuman]

Just remember, they are no different to;
. Bears est. 1987
. Eagles est. 1987
. Dockers est. 1995
. Suns est. 2011
. Giants est. 2012

 

[shinboner magic]

Hummmm away POORTA

They’d have to find the ball first

 

[kool kangas]

Maybe now we might get a home game at Marvel against them next year...The AFL cant protect then forever.. l hope

 

[Cyber_punk]

We are the Power from Port
And we'll always fall short
It's true Port Adelaide tradition

They have pretty much their entire time in the AFL

Only reason they ran over Brisbane in 04 was Brisbane were jetlagged having to play a home prelim final at the MCG against Geelong due to some bullshit contracting

 

[Samsquanch]

Maybe now we might get a home game at Marvel against them next year...The AFL cant protect then forever.. l hope

What's the bet it's Cairns or Alice Springs.

 

[Only Forwards]

What's the bet it's Cairns or Alice Springs.

We haven't played GWS in Melbourne since 2016.

If that AFL applied that rate we won't play Port in Melbourne until 2029 at the earliest.

 

[FlyHigh18]

 

[DuckYeah]

Donald “the dog shit campaigner” Trump throwing more tarps than Poorta

 

[DuckYeah]

Worth the bump

 

[The Dingrel]

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At the end of the home and away season, a mate called me up for a chat and asked me who I liked for the GF, to which I replied, "Anyone except Port"... He said, "Mate you don't have to worry about them, they'll never win anything while Hinkley is coach" and then proceeded to tell me a story. He is on the board of a few different businesses and a few years ago one of them was looking at being a major sponsor of Port. Anyway he flew over, Kenny greeted him and gave him a tour of the facilities. Apparently they have a big photo in a very prominent spot of the immediate aftermath of losing some game, may have been the 2017 elimination final to WCE by 2 points. My mate asked Kenny why they have that up and so prominent, to which Kenny replied, "To remind everyone that every moment counts". Mate got on the plane, and flew back to Melbourne and reported back to the board,,,,"No way we're associating ourselves with those losers."

 

[DuckYeah]

At the end of the home and away season, a mate called me up for a chat and asked me who I liked for the GF, to which I replied, "Anyone except Port"... He said, "Mate you don't have to worry about them, they'll never win anything while Hinkley is coach" and then proceeded to tell me a story. He is on the board of a few different businesses and a few years ago one of them was looking at being a major sponsor of Port. Anyway he flew over, Kenny greeted him and gave him a tour of the facilities. Apparently they have a big photo in a very prominent spot of the immediate aftermath of losing some game, may have been the 2017 elimination final to WCE by 2 points. My mate asked Kenny why they have that up and so prominent, to which Kenny replied, "To remind everyone that every moment counts". Mate got on the plane, and flew back to Melbourne and reported back to the board,,,,"No way we're associating ourselves with those losers."

Every major sponsor across the entire globe is associated with losers.. can losers sell shit??? Poorta can sell tarps and marquees… * can market pharmaceuticals.. every club has their niche.. North can sell rainbow flags better than any club in the comp..

Tell ya mate, everything and anything is marketable

 

[The Dingrel]

Every major sponsor across the entire globe is associated with losers.. can losers sell shit??? Poorta can sell tarps and marquees… * can market pharmaceuticals.. every club has their niche.. North can sell rainbow flags better than any club in the comp..

Tell ya mate, everything and anything is marketable

Well knowing his net worth, and his principals, I don't think he needs too much advice re marketing!