Mega Thread Port Forum 'General AFL Talk' Thread Part 17

[Grave Danger]

Stephen Rowe has had to eat a lot of crow, after his numerous "put your house on it, Bickety Bicks" calls over the years.

 

[Fizzler]

I for one can’t really fault the Crows’ new uniforms. While I don’t mind them wearing white clash jumpers as it usually results in equal proportions of their colours, I can applaud them for deviating from that. I also don’t think there’s anything wrong with the names on the jumper either, at 30 years that’s some form of heritage at least, and it’s pretty subtle and unnoticeable from afar. And O’Neills didn’t screw up the collar either, something I’m a little worried about from Macron due to the uncertainty of a jumper we haven’t seen, particularly for the bars which have a different colour collar to the base of the jumper.

 

[RussellEbertHandball]

 

[Enviable Tradition]

Doesn't matter what the design is, there is no possible way to make red, yellow and blue look good together. Its impossible. Literally every design they have is trying to polish a turd.

The state guernsey looks pretty good.

Maybe they should use that?

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[Ford Fairlane]

Lack of red meat in the early days of the colony meant some people ate crows, parrots and cockatoos.

Easier to say croweater than parroteater or cockatooeater.

South Australians, I bet they've eaten a cockatoo.

Apologies Austen Tayshus.

 

[Ford Fairlane]

That's the idea, make him bigger and slower for beefcake shots.

 

[Enviable Tradition]

That's the idea, make him bigger and slower for beefcake shots.

Where did his pecs go?

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[LFC2010]

Next minute the flog will be played on the wing.

 

[Ford Fairlane]

Where did his pecs go?

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Andrew Jarman ate them.

 

[GoTheMightyCrows]

That's the idea, make him bigger and slower for beefcake shots.

Poor ol' crows always trying to play catch up's

 

[Papa G]

They have pulled out the big guns to promote their heritage too!

Now there is their rich history, along with their bright future!

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He looks like the lovechild of John Goodman and Ron Pearlman.

 

[DaTBird187]

That's the idea, make him bigger and slower for beefcake shots.

"Do you want to change your name to Fogarty Bro?. The kids can call you Fog Bro"

 

[Doctor Feel]

That's the idea, make him bigger and slower for beefcake shots.

his pecs

Chad bro would be appalled.

 

[NoddyHolder]

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He looks like the lovechild of John Goodman and Ron Pearlman.

Surely Richard Griffiths is his real father

 

[Lagooner]

Lack of red meat in the early days of the colony meant some people ate crows, parrots and cockatoos.

Easier to say croweater than parroteater or cockatooeater.

 

[Enviable Tradition]

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He looks like the lovechild of John Goodman and Ron Pearlman.

The best bit about this pick is that Bickley, who retired 17 years ago, is in better shape.

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[OneGreatClub]

That's the idea, make him bigger and slower for beefcake shots.

Lol and the customers are so excited.
Apparently all the meanness to Flog must stop.

 

[OneGreatClub]

Yet...at Collingwood...

 

[Duckimus Prime]

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He looks like the lovechild of John Goodman and Ron Pearlman.

How could they seriously look at Schoenburg and think its a good idea to use him in any marketting? Elbows looks more like a current AFL footballer than he does.

 

[RussellEbertHandball]

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Good thing you weren't around in those early colonial days.

 

[Doctor Feel]

Yet...at Collingwood...

I feel he now has two options.

You work your ass off like you wouldn't believe, you turn your actions around and you work for domestic violence advocation and play the best football you can with acceptance of responsibility for your actions.

Or, you disappear, get fat and always be that draftee who belted his girlfriend while you struggle to amount to anything in life.

Redemption is not impossible.

 

[jac147]

Lack of red meat in the early days of the colony meant some people ate crows, parrots and cockatoos.

Easier to say croweater than parroteater or cockatooeater.

Piping-shrike eaters?

 

[Memphis]

That's the idea, make him bigger and slower for beefcake shots.

I'd like to see him next to aliir aliir

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Aliir Aliir

Age

30

Ht

194cm

Wt

96kg

Pos.

Def

Career

Season

Last 5

D

15.2

4star

K

9.3

4star

HB

5.9

4star

M

5.2

5star

T

1.9

4star

MG

240.9

4star

D

11.0

3star

K

6.0

2star

HB

5.0

3star

M

3.0

3star

T

2.0

3star

D

13.0

4star

K

6.4

3star

HB

6.6

4star

M

3.8

4star

T

2.0

4star

MG

158.4

3star

who would emasculate him in a single shot.

 

[SureBuddy]

"Do you want to change your name to Fogarty Bro?. The kids can call you Fog Bro"

Shouldn't that be the absolute minimum physique for a professional athlete? His stance is hilarious, he is trying so hard to force it.

 

[Schulzenfest]

I feel he now has two options.

You work your ass off like you wouldn't believe, you turn your actions around and you work for domestic violence advocation and play the best football you can with acceptance of responsibility for your actions.

Or, you disappear, get fat and always be that draftee who belted his girlfriend while you struggle to amount to anything in life.

Redemption is not impossible.

It's not. Right decision by Sydney in the interim though. He may be capable of redemption but he shouldn't get a look in at AFL level until he has actually redeemed himself.