Mega Thread Port Forum General AFL Thread Part 27

[Doctor Feel]

Lounge back in ya free Port Store parker hands in pockets & say meh I've done all I have to do.

He fully lounges, he looks like this:

 

[portforever]

He fully lounges, he looks like this:

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He's the Lounge Lizard

 

[JimmyBC]

I reckon he'd install one of those roller blinds on the bench if he could.

 

[Interstater]

Two rippers to start the week next week.

4th vs 7th - $2.00 vs $1.85 then
2nd vs 6th - oh never mind.

 

[Doctor Feel]

I reckon he'd install one of those roller blinds on the bench if he could.

down by 30 and hes like

 

[JimmyBC]

down by 30 and hes like

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I felt like rolling mine down about ten minutes into the first quarter.

 

[portly]

Tonights' teams plus last night then throw in Syd Bris Giants et al, even Adelaide and we're finishing 3/5ths of nowhere

Out of draft picks and the roadkill tally mounting it's an alround thanks for nothing Sprinkles.

What exactly do you do when you're doing nothing... without a headset.

Not much. Why do you ask?

At the end of each quarter, Josh sends messages down to Chad, who is sitting behind me. As we walk out to the players, Chad passes the messages on to me. Then, I pass the instructions on to the players. What else do coaches do?

Sometimes, though, I sneak in a "kick it to Charlie" .

 

[It Just Is]

COLLINGWOOD forward Lachie Schultz has copped a one-match ban for a strike late in Friday night's win over Carlton, while defender Brayden Maynard has escaped suspension for his dangerous tackle on Matt Owies.

Schultz lashed out at Carlton's Blake Acres off the ball late in the final term, striking him high in the back of the neck/head area and giving away a free kick.

Amazing. In a year where guys can get 4 weeks for being in the wrong place at the wrong time, chasing after someone and punching them in the back of the head is only worth 1 week.

 

[Port 2004]

I reckon he'd install one of those roller blinds on the bench if he could.

And a lazy boy with an esky full of Coke Zero.

 

[Alyx]

down by 30 and hes like

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[Alyx]

The new Tony Modra
The new Andrew McLeod

Andrew Mcleod

Age

48

Ht

181cm

Wt

82kg

Pos.

Def

Career

Season

Last 5

D

19.8

5star

K

13.1

5star

HB

6.7

4star

M

3.1

3star

T

2.2

4star

No current season stats available

D

10.8

3star

K

6.8

3star

HB

4.0

3star

M

1.0

1star

T

1.6

4star

The new Mark Ricciuto

Mark Ricciuto

Age

49

Ht

184cm

Wt

92kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

21.1

5star

K

12.8

5star

HB

8.3

5star

M

4.4

4star

T

1.7

4star

G

0.9

4star

No current season stats available

D

16.2

4star

K

9.6

4star

HB

6.6

4star

M

2.8

3star

T

2.0

4star

G

0.2

3star

The new, new Andrew McLeod

Andrew Mcleod

Age

48

Ht

181cm

Wt

82kg

Pos.

Def

Career

Season

Last 5

D

19.8

5star

K

13.1

5star

HB

6.7

4star

M

3.1

3star

T

2.2

4star

No current season stats available

D

10.8

3star

K

6.8

3star

HB

4.0

3star

M

1.0

1star

T

1.6

4star

The new Taylor Walker

13

Taylor Walker

Age

34

Ht

194cm

Wt

102kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

13.0

3star

K

9.0

3star

HB

4.0

3star

M

5.7

5star

T

1.6

4star

G

2.3

5star

No current season stats available

D

8.0

2star

K

6.4

3star

HB

1.6

2star

M

4.2

4star

T

1.6

4star

G

1.6

5star

The new Patrick Dangerfield
The new, new, new Andrew McLeod

Andrew Mcleod

Age

48

Ht

181cm

Wt

82kg

Pos.

Def

Career

Season

Last 5

D

19.8

5star

K

13.1

5star

HB

6.7

4star

M

3.1

3star

T

2.2

4star

No current season stats available

D

10.8

3star

K

6.8

3star

HB

4.0

3star

M

1.0

1star

T

1.6

4star

The new, new, new, new Andrew McLeod

Andrew Mcleod

Age

48

Ht

181cm

Wt

82kg

Pos.

Def

Career

Season

Last 5

D

19.8

5star

K

13.1

5star

HB

6.7

4star

M

3.1

3star

T

2.2

4star

No current season stats available

D

10.8

3star

K

6.8

3star

HB

4.0

3star

M

1.0

1star

T

1.6

4star

The new Eddie Betts
The new, new Eddie Betts

The new Rory Sloane

9

Rory Sloane

Age

34

Ht

183cm

Wt

87kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

23.7

5star

K

11.7

4star

HB

11.9

5star

M

3.5

4star

T

6.6

5star

CL

5.7

5star

D

15.3

4star

K

7.3

3star

HB

8.0

4star

M

1.3

1star

T

3.3

4star

CL

4.2

5star

D

22.2

5star

K

8.6

4star

HB

13.6

5star

M

3.2

4star

T

6.0

5star

CL

4.6

5star

 

[Duck Farmer]

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Given he was taken at Pick 36, didn't all 18 clubs pass on him including the Crows?

 

[Brian McGee]

Amazing. In a year where guys can get 4 weeks for being in the wrong place at the wrong time, chasing after someone and punching them in the back of the head is only worth 1 week.

Totally agree. This is so much worse than the Callum brown “bump”, and should be the type of act we are trying to stamp out rather than someone being a split second late to a contest. I get that the consequences aren’t as bad but it seems like madness to me.

 

[Capital Power]

Robbie Gray

9

Robbie Gray

Age

36

Ht

183cm

Wt

84kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

19.9

5star

K

9.8

4star

HB

10.1

5star

M

3.5

4star

T

3.2

5star

G

1.4

5star

D

13.3

3star

K

6.0

2star

HB

7.3

4star

M

2.4

3star

T

2.6

4star

G

0.6

4star

D

10.4

3star

K

6.6

3star

HB

3.8

3star

M

3.6

4star

T

1.4

4star

G

1.4

5star

was taken at 55, so all clubs passed at least twice, and I seem to recall he's not even the highest rated #55. It happens. Stupid for the media to heap the pressure on this early.

 

[Marmozet]

Nat Fyfe is the sub today…?

Bit stiff after 37 disposals and a BOG performance last week

 

[1954]

I doubt any of kern's greyhounds would have survived for long if they were as splay footed as he appears to be in that video.
They probably wouldn't have been quick enough to get to the track, or been capable of winning anything even if they did.

 

[davesnothere]

Nat Fyfe is the sub today…?

Bit stiff after 37 disposals and a BOG performance last week

Management.

 

[davesnothere]

We are currently above Carlton and Collingwood on the premiership table.

 

[Capital Power]

We are currently above Carlton and Collingwood on the premiership table.

... and behind Essendon

 

[TeeKray]

We won't be in front of any of those teams for long.

 

[edgie]

God reddit AFL can be really shit sometimes, or rather most of the times. A bit on there recently mocking people who get worked up over footy results and saying it ruins their day/weekend/taking enjoyment from wins and sadness from losing as if we were actually out there playing... the entire thing is a cesspool of casualised theatre goers just there for the good vibes/positive bants/ironic merch/multis (even though they would profess to despise the influence of betting), just awful really. How dare people care about something. What nerds. How detestable for people to find something that means something to them in life.

 

[Capital Power]

God reddit AFL can be really s**t sometimes, or rather most of the times. A bit on there recently mocking people who get worked up over footy results and saying it ruins their day/weekend/taking enjoyment from wins and sadness from losing as if we were actually out there playing... the entire thing is a cesspool of casualised theatre goers just there for the good vibes/positive bants/ironic merch/multis (even though they would profess to despise the influence of betting), just awful really. How dare people care about something. What nerds. How detestable for people to find something that means something to them in life.

Yet it is precisely those people (those mocking the ones that care) that the Club is targeting, by addressing everything but the on-field performance.

 

[theouthouse]

If there are 1 or two teams from this week's ladder who drop out the 8 y the end of the year it is Port first and then Essendon.

Bulldogs, Fremantle, Suns all capable.

 

[jac147]

Amazing. In a year where guys can get 4 weeks for being in the wrong place at the wrong time, chasing after someone and punching them in the back of the head is only worth 1 week.

Didn’t Tom Jonas get 6 weeks for basically doing the same thing to that Victorian private school tosser, Andrew Gaff in 2016?

 

[edgie]

Yet it is precisely those people (those mocking the ones that care) that the Club is targeting, by addressing everything but the on-field performance.

The whole league is targeting, but ours is worse because it's happening so suddenly after a push to emphasize passion and heritage and tradition.