Mega Thread Port Forum General AFL Thread Part 28

[Ford Fairlane]

Stand by for another Kaneurysm.

(I stole that)

He's thrown out the bait and the seagulls are flocking

 

[backtozero]

Fogarty had a good year and probably not such a bad contract if it's front loaded.

Kane just making himself look like a biased dickhead as per usual.

 

[Festerz]

He's thrown out the bait and the seagulls are flocking

Yep.

Like all modern sports commentators he’s on a a performance contract which rewards ‘engagements’ which bring views to the sponsors who pay his salary and provide income to his employers.

The more outrageous and offensive his comments are, the more people who rush to get on line to comment.

This has been the revenue model for over a decade now for almost every commercial media outlet. And still people get sucked in by it.

Sure these schmucks are lacking integrity by playing the game but there’s f-all money to be made in honest hard working journalism based on research and facts these days. No one buys a subscription to a proper media outlet with proper trained journalists any more. We want the sugar hit of instant outrage instead.

So news outlets become entertainers and they don’t employ journalists but performers.

they become hack shock jocks playing to our prejudices.

And that’s on us.

 

[Interstater]

Yep.

Like all modern sports commentators he’s on a a performance contract which rewards ‘engagements’ which bring views to the sponsors who pay his salary and provide income to his employers.

The more outrageous and offensive his comments are, the more people who rush to get on line to comment.

This has been the revenue model for over a decade now for almost every commercial media outlet. And still people get sucked in by it.

Sure these schmucks are lacking integrity by playing the game but there’s f-all money to be made in honest hard working journalism based on research and facts these days. No one buys a subscription to a proper media outlet with proper trained journalists any more. We want the sugar hit of instant outrage instead.

So news outlets become entertainers and they don’t employ journalists but performers.

they become hack shock jocks playing to our prejudices.

And that’s on us.

And that's why it's so important to have the ABC, even if it is being invaded by right wingers.

 

[Holden Hillbilly]

North Melbourne currently has a proposal before the AFL that would see the Roos sell a home game to Perth as soon as 2025.They’re thinking about life after Tasmania when the Devils enter. Would be good news for the Dockers or Eagles - one less game of travel to the east coast.

 

[scotty13]

North Melbourne currently has a proposal before the AFL that would see the Roos sell a home game to Perth as soon as 2025.They’re thinking about life after Tasmania when the Devils enter. Would be good news for the Dockers or Eagles - one less game of travel to the east coacoast

Either that or they will make us travel to Perth to play them.

Will it actually mean more travel for North? Or will the AFL give them more home games against non-vic so they still only travel minimal?

 

[WillemDaDrew]

I'm guessing Sam Powell-Pepper would be in the same situation as Coleman, coming off an ACL the club says no.

Surely we won’t risk JHF playing in pajamas along with Rioli…..

 

[Steve Dore]

I can't believe what Kane Cornes said.

 

[TeeKray]

North Melbourne currently has a proposal before the AFL that would see the Roos sell a home game to Perth as soon as 2025.They’re thinking about life after Tasmania when the Devils enter. Would be good news for the Dockers or Eagles - one less game of travel to the east coast.

Integrity

 

[Ford Fairlane]

 

[YoungsterPA]

what the hell is chief of leadership lol

 

[Ford Fairlane]

what the hell is chief of leadership lol

I believe it's defined in the dictionary as "A form of soft-cap workaround"

 

[TeeKray]

At least it's a 'job' he'd theoretically probably be good at, would be comical if we did a similar rort for Hinkley.

 

[Ford Fairlane]

At least it's a 'job' he'd theoretically probably be good at, would be comical if we did a similar rort for Hinkley.

Head of Flavour Dynamics - KFC

 

[Doctor Feel]

League sanctioned soft cap rorting lol

If the AFL mention the word integrity it isn't worth a piece of bog roll with the word integrity written in shit.

 

[TazD]

Head of Flavour Dynamics - KFC

Send Kenny to fix the furnace in Whyalla.

 

[El Zorro]

Will it actually mean more travel for North? Or will the AFL give them more home games against non-vic so they still only travel minimal?

What do you think?

 

[Grave Danger]

I believe it's defined in the dictionary as "A form of soft-cap workaround"

When will AFL House cotton on to what they're doing down there? Maybe that should be Marc Fennel's next documentary project: Stuff the Geelong Football Club Scammed.

On last night's Mastermind one of the contestants' occupation was "Solutions Architect" - he did abysmally in his special subject, which I forget what it was, and even worse in general knowledge. Maybe he could get a job at a footy team.

 

[JimmyBC]

Head of Flavour Dynamics - KFC

How good are the chips farken!

 

[68vette]

League sanctioned soft cap rorting lol

If the AFL mention the word integrity it isn't worth a piece of bog roll with the word integrity written in shit.

but but but we have an integrity unit so all is well.

 

[Lefti93]

North Melbourne currently has a proposal before the AFL that would see the Roos sell a home game to Perth as soon as 2025.They’re thinking about life after Tasmania when the Devils enter. Would be good news for the Dockers or Eagles - one less game of travel to the east coast.

What a shit club

 

[tribey]

I believe it's defined in the dictionary as "A form of soft-cap workaround"

In the tradition of all those 07/09/11 premiership players who took less coin because they love each other, and are now property and hospo barons in retirement due to their coincidental collective business genius.