Training Preseason Training Thread - 2024/25

[Keys]

First Game - v Richmond
February 17 (Mon) at Lathlain - Time TBA

 

[Astro7]

Hi squashface,

I understand where you’re coming from regarding AI-generated content, and I respect your perspective. However, I think there’s room for a bit of lightheartedness during the preseason. Training reports can get repetitive, and sometimes injecting a little humour—even through unconventional means like AI—adds some much-needed variety to discussions.

Using AI isn’t about replacing genuine insights or firsthand observations. It’s just another tool for creativity, not unlike someone writing a parody or a satirical take on the team. If it entertains people and gets them more engaged during this lull in the footy calendar, then why not embrace it?

In the end, we’re all here because we love the club and want to enjoy the community. Whether it’s a meticulously detailed training report, a witty AI-generated twist, or a spirited debate, it’s all part of what makes BigFooty special.

Cheers!

Not unlike photoshop, often gets criticised by people who don't understand it, a dirty word - 'Oh no, it's been photoshopped!" It's just a tool box, a creative tool set...it's like digital art, people see that term and think it's a scam or not real. Digital art (prints) are very sophisticated high quality works these days, anything is possible, including NFT's. But it's still hard to sell digital art prints, folks see 'digital' and brain turns to spam...AI generated art is a new box of tricks currently testing people's ability to adapt?

Having said that, when it comes to football and training reports, I'm only interested in reading the real thing, without the AI garnish!

 

[javaguice]

AI isnt scary.

ASI is though.

 

[Keys]

Don’t mind this from the socials for something a bit left field

 

[squashface]

Thanks for educating me on the value of AI, folks.

I just meant I don't see how anyone is interested in spending 10 minutes reading giant blocks of AI generated training reports.

 

[Keys]

Thanks for educating me on the value of AI, folks.

I just meant I don't see how anyone is interested in spending 10 minutes reading giant blocks of AI generated training reports.

Maybe I should start an AI generated dump thread

 

[THE A5]

Thanks for educating me on the value of AI, folks.

I just meant I don't see how anyone is interested in spending 10 minutes reading giant blocks of AI generated training reports.

This gag is getting Tedious

 

[squashface]

This gag is getting Tedious

Sex life

 

[bzparkes]

Thanks for educating me on the value of AI, folks.

I just meant I don't see how anyone is interested in spending 10 minutes reading giant blocks of AI generated training reports.

This gag is getting Tedious

Hmm, wasn't sure how to respond to this, so I asked ChatGPT to generate an appropriate response for you fellas.

"Fair enough, guys! AI training reports might be getting a bit over the top, but hey, at least they’re keeping us entertained during the offseason. Maybe we can get ChatGPT to predict our ladder finish next!"

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

ChatGeePT

 

[Byron_Clanger]

Don’t mind this from the socials for something a bit left field

A couple of the boys saying they already got a meat platter to their name was pretty f*cking funny, I won't lie.

 

[Bender_]

Geez they really got the casting of the elf spot on.

 

[THE A5]

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Geez they really got the casting of the elf spot on.

Since Nic Nat retired they’re struggling to find a santa

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

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Geez they really got the casting of the elf spot on.

The First NoahL.

 

[TOA.]

Maybe I should start an AI generated dump thread

How about a dump thread for fake training reports. Beyond tiresome.

 

[RookiePick]

The First NoahL.

Exhibit A in why fleshbags >> AI.

 

[wirra44]

Anyone heading down to training today?? Sounding like it’s gonna be a big session.

 

[Astro7]

Anyone doing a real training report today, look forward to it...

 

[Monocle]

Government departments eat that shit up.

Of course they do, whats that old saying - "You are what you eat" , so its would be pretty obvious what was the primary food source was for Governments.

 

[SAweagle]

In the absence of Keys, I ventured forth this morn to observe the doings of our company upon their return from distant errands. Herein, I set down a few stray notes taken during my watch:

• Much running and toil were evident, for it seemed the labors of endurance were of paramount focus, even beneath the unyielding gaze of Anor.
• Boromir stood nearby, his strength undiminished, sending arrows swift and true to their mark. Surely, he is destined for great deeds in the year to come.
• Gimli locked horns with Legolas in trials of strength and swiftness. I dare say, the dwarf has the advantage in such contests at present.
• Aragorn moved amongst the company, a figure of unchallenged skill and wisdom, surpassing all save perhaps Gandalf himself in command of the field. His guidance was evident, though young Merry seemed quieter than usual, oft glancing to Aragorn for counsel. A sign, perhaps, that leadership weighs heavily upon him? It may be he shuns such a mantle for now.
• I hesitate to speak too gravely, for the heart can err in its judgments, but Samwise appeared to have enjoyed the Yuletide a bit more than his fellows. A council of the wise gathered about him, their voices earnest, and soon after, Sam was tasked with circuits of the field, his face set with determination. A boon for Pippin, perhaps, as it may grant him more prominence in days to come.
• Éowyn, fair and unyielding, practiced with her off hand throughout much of the session—a heartening sight, for it is rare to see such diligence in mastery.
• Théoden, though not actively partaking in the fray, took time between trials to impart his wisdom to the younger riders. Merry, in particular, lingered close by, listening intently.
• Faramir displayed skill aplenty, though his labors this morn were more measured. In the latter hour, he amused himself with archery, sending arrows arcing beautifully from impossible angles. Rarely did he miss his mark.
• It was most curious to observe Legolas dividing his time between the defense of our company and practice in a more aggressive stance. Mayhap he contemplates the role of a champion who can shift betwixt shield and sword as need demands. Against Gimli, he proved his mettle in a mock skirmish, first holding the line, then striking forward with grace.
• Arwen, swift as the coursing rivers, outpaced even the swift-footed Éomer in their trials.
• Nelson seemed pale of visage, his strength yet untempered for such arduous demands.
• Lastly, Gandalf was selected to end the day's efforts with a final trial—a well-placed strike of the staff. True to form, he succeeded, and the company erupted in mirth and cheer.
• Of the whereabouts of Frodo, Gollum, and Bilbo, I could not say, for they were absent from the field. If tidings reach me, I shall relay them with all haste.

Should time allow, I shall endeavor to share sketches of the day’s toils. In the meanwhile, do send word should aught weigh upon your thoughts!

not bad at all

 

[Wedgetailed Westerner]

How tall is AI in boots and are they worth trying as a KPD?

The question we really need to ask is how good is AIs kicking

 

[Keys]

Got here just after 9.30 and they were well into training by the time I arrived. Don’t know what time they started obviously

Pretty much all the rehab/deload guys weren’t out there - only Cole, Davis and Johnston running laps. The rest either didn’t train or had already finished

By my count there were 24 listed players still involved meaning 16 I didn’t see

- Sheed, Ginbey, Harley, Brockman, Allen, Long, Graham, Chesser, Hough, Petruccelle, Barnett, BWilliams, Champion, Jamieson, Edwards and Hutchinson

A few Beagles players (Lucassen was the only one I recognised, maybe Sparks as well) plus Walley and I think Banfield. Walley looks and moves a lot like Dewar

Yeo, Owies and Dewar left sometime before the contested work

They did some uncontested ball movement work from halfback for about 15-20 minutes followed by some full field contested work for about the same amount of time

About 10.20 they stated wrapping things up and they’re all drifting off now as I’m typing this. At a guess I’d say I’ve missed at least half of the session

Notable -
• Waterman is starting to hit his strides and presented well up forward in the match sim
• Hewett moving through the midfield well
• Duggan is leading pretty well and looks to be a full time mid in drills
• Cripps still helps set a training standard
• Baker is in the thick of everything and works his arse off to provide an option coming out of defence
• McGovern was in the contested drill so whatever issue there was with his ribs must’ve been minor
• Archer took one really nice pack mark and presented well
• Maric is on a steep learning curve down back but is getting plenty of help from the coaches
• Gross and Allan were both very good in the match sim work. An early debut for Allan looms
• Hall provided some good run also and is looking very fit
• Nice to see Bazzo do the contested match sim
• Rawlinson had a good session and isn’t looking out of place
• Didn’t mind some of Burgiel’s work in the match sim - still lacks conditioning though
• Brock had his hands full with Reid
• Kelly got a full session in as well
• Shanahan with a great run down tackle at one point to cause a turnover

Coaches were very vocal with their instructions on what they wanted players to do - gaining territory as fast as possible is the primary focus

Archer and JWill the last to leave the track as they stayed at to practice some set shot goal kicking

 

[Chris_6678]

EAGLES TRAINING NOTES: Match sim offers up position clues

West Coast’s match simulation session on Friday morning offered up some clues as to where the likes of Bo Allan, Ryan Maric and Jack Hutchinson may be positioned next season. Here’s what we saw.

thewest.com.au

Unlock pleaseee

 

[flamingEMBERS]

Got here just after 9.30 and they were well into training by the time I arrived. Don’t know what time they started obviously

Pretty much all the rehab/deload guys weren’t out there - only Cole, Davis and Johnston running laps. The rest either didn’t train or had already finished

By my count there were 24 listed players still involved meaning 16 I didn’t see

- Sheed, Ginbey, Harley, Brockman, Allen, Long, Graham, Chesser, Hough, Petruccelle, Barnett, BWilliams, Champion, Jamieson, Edwards and Hutchinson

A few Beagles players (Lucassen was the only one I recognised, maybe Sparks as well) plus Walley and I think Banfield. Walley looks and moves a lot like Dewar

Yeo, Owies and Dewar left sometime before the contested work

They did some uncontested ball movement work from halfback for about 15-20 minutes followed by some full field contested work for about the same amount of time

About 10.20 they stated wrapping things up and they’re all drifting off now as I’m typing this. At a guess I’d say I’ve missed at least half of the session

Notable -
• Waterman is starting to hit his strides and presented well up forward in the match sim
• Hewett moving through the midfield well
• Duggan is leading pretty well and looks to be a full time mid in drills
• Cripps still helps set a training standard
• Baker is in the thick of everything and works his arse off to provide an option coming out of defence
• McGovern was in the contested drill so whatever issue there was with his ribs must’ve been minor
• Archer took one really nice pack mark and presented well
• Maric is on a steep learning curve down back but is getting plenty of help from the coaches
• Gross and Allan were both very good in the match sim work. An early debut for Allan looms
• Hall provided some good run also and is looking very fit
• Nice to see Bazzo do the contested match sim
• Rawlinson had a good session and isn’t looking out of place
• Didn’t mind some of Burgiel’s work in the match sim - still lacks conditioning though
• Brock had his hands full with Reid
• Kelly got a full session in as well
• Shanahan with a great run down tackle at one point to cause a turnover

Coaches were very vocal with their instructions on what they wanted players to do - gaining territory as fast as possible is the primary focus

Archer and JWill the last to leave the track as they stayed at to practice some set shot goal kicking

Sounds like Allan is under notice

But seriously, what’s your job? because you get to training pretty much all the time. Very jealous.

 

[Chris_6678]

Sounds like Allan is under notice

But seriously, what’s your job? because you get to training pretty much all the time. Very jealous.

He finished working 25 years ago.

 

[FKASC]

These AI training reports are getting more and more realistic