Competitions Qooty Tour of BigFooty - Bulldogs Board vs SFA Board. What's Qooty - come find out! Game on 29/1/18

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I'm more of a Shane Biggs to be honest. A man who gets the job done without a fuss. An honest battler who gives everything to his club. An unsung hero who most take for granted, whilst secretly knowing they need me.
And a ripper Instagram game?
 
Oh Yes, WONDERFULLLLLLLLLL. If I could be bothered playing, I would DELETE you from the record books forever. :D:p
I swear, every time I post outside the SFA, people always latch on to the Broken Matt avatar...
 

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Maybe it's time to take a different approach...

Tomato sauce - Does it belong in the fridge or the cupboard?





Hint - The answer is fridge. Please say fridge.
Not this again.
Ask my old Home Eco about this and she in the fridge. But my family has always kept it in the cupboard. I don't know what to believe.
 
I swear, every time I post outside the SFA, people always latch on to the Broken Matt avatar...
*Woken

How about that build up to losing clean to Wyatt in like 5 minutes :drunk:
 
*Woken

How about that build up to losing clean to Wyatt in like 5 minutes :drunk:
Somehow they turned a fued that I hoped would be a one-and-done affair into something that's probably going to go to WrestleMania...or at least until they give Matt a win...
 
I’m sure 5 years ago me would get around this. Even win some sort of medal

That means your ripe for it.
We all passed the time for acceptability and success years ago.
 
Excellent. You have a Rob Murphy versatility about you.

I'm the Bob Murphy of the SFA dammit.

I've been trying to cultivate that for seasons.
 

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I don't know where you magic pixies came from, but I like your pixie drink.

I'm in as long as my effort levels don't have to exceed "Jake Stringer".
Your effort level does not need to exceed "Norm"
 
I don't know where you magic pixies came from, but I like your pixie drink.

I'm in as long as my effort levels don't have to exceed "Jake Stringer".
The great thing is, you can be the whole Jake Stringer! Off field indiscretions are not only not demonised in the SFA, they are actively encouraged!
 
I don't know where you magic pixies came from, but I like your pixie drink.

I'm in as long as my effort levels don't have to exceed "Jake Stringer".

Just don't get the stomach tattoo.
 
... :oops: I already have a tattoo on my pelvic region... Fortunately, it's not visible unless I drop trou and it's about 5% of the size of that ridiculous Chad Kroeger head shot Jake the Snake is sporting.

Is it a 2016 premier's cup?
 
... :oops: I already have a tattoo on my pelvic region... Fortunately, it's not visible unless I drop trou and it's about 5% of the size of that ridiculous Chad Kroeger head shot Jake the Snake is sporting.
If you're best on ground I'll match your tatt!

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By drawing it in felt tip.
 

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Competitions Qooty Tour of BigFooty - Bulldogs Board vs SFA Board. What's Qooty - come find out! Game on 29/1/18

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