Proper Gander
Owl whisperer and secret agent
- Feb 15, 2015
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Take him and I’ll buy the thing for you myself.If it comes with Ronald I'm in!
Thanks.
He spewed on my trainers this morning.
The last time this happened was about a decade ago at some dreadful Sunday match and I was cheering myself up with a spot of chain smoking during the third. A guy in a Richmond jumper that looked like it spent its life lining a dog bed tried to start a cheerful conversation to disguise his ultimate purpose which was to bum a smoke. I am nice so I said sure and while I was searching around my pockets for a lighter the guy suddenly hairpinned and vomited on my feet.
Dunno why he was even there. Richmond weren’t playing