Banter Random Discussion Thread 145- More Reliable Than Russian Drug Testing

[Dazzler9]

Gravity is not real...alright I’m intrigued now.

Edit: off to a flyer.

Maybe they should jump off the nearest building if they don't believe in it. Just sayin'.

 

[HoneyBadger35]

Maybe they should jump off the nearest building if they don't believe in it. Just sayin'.

I see those mythamatics creeps got to you too.

 

[TY24]

My response to those gravity deniers is usually

Do a simple experiment for me. Go lay down in your bed, hold your phone as high as you can above your face and let go of it for me. Tell me the results.

 

[Dazzler9]

I see those mythamatics creeps got to you too.

They start you off early. 1 black sheep, 2 brown cows, 3 barking dogs plastered all over the wall. Then it's onto ABC Kids with their number games and puzzles and the like. The indoctrination starts early and only the smartest can break free from the clutches of a decent education.

 

[kane249]

They start you off early. 1 black sheep, 2 brown cows, 3 barking dogs plastered all over the wall. Then it's onto ABC Kids with their number games and puzzles and the like. The indoctrination starts early and only the smartest can break free from the clutches of a decent education.

I always suspected Big Ted was Illuminati

 

[Dazzler9]

Changing tack somewhat, the most brilliant interpretation/fan theory I ever heard was that Sesame Street was really a mental asylum. All the real life humans were in fact the wardens who cared for the patients.

Cookie Monster was a raving junkie, Big Bird was suffering from delusional visions (back in the days when Snuffeluphagus could only be seen by Big Bird), Oscar was a homeless bum who couldn't fend for himself, Elmo was intellectually disabled, The Count was mathematically brilliant but suffered severe autism, and so on...

 

[happy_eagle]

 

[FKASC]

FFS bad run out there Greeny

 

[FKASC]

Fuuuu

 

[kane249]

 

[bUCKET__]

Changing tack somewhat, the most brilliant interpretation/fan theory I ever heard was that Sesame Street was really a mental asylum. All the real life humans were in fact the wardens who cared for the patients.

Cookie Monster was a raving junkie, Big Bird was suffering from delusional visions (back in the days when Snuffeluphagus could only be seen by Big Bird), Oscar was a homeless bum who couldn't fend for himself, Elmo was intellectually disabled, The Count was mathematically brilliant but suffered severe autism, and so on...

This is basically the heuristic explanation I take to most kids shows.

In particular, revamped Fireman Sam and Thomas the Tank Engine make much more sense if you imagine that they are enclosed communities caring for people with acquired brain injuries.

 

[Ochre]

Scorchers third with a positive net run rate. I think we all predicted this

We're back baby!

 

[DanWCE]

Scorchers eh? Even when they were good I knew they were shit

 

[ep2018]

The Stars would be pushing national T20 sides let alone bullying a domestic T20 comp with their squad. Barring a typical Stars finals choke they will win it all in a canter imo. We'll still finish 5th or so and play a final. I believe the new finals format gives 5th a finals place.

 

[Truckosaurus]

Compounding the class difference, the Stars were in Perth before the Scorchers were, thanks to playing in Hobart three days ago and smoke delays in Melbourne.

 

[Dazzler9]

This is basically the heuristic explanation I take to most kids shows.

In particular, revamped Fireman Sam and Thomas the Tank Engine make much more sense if you imagine that they are enclosed communities caring for people with acquired brain injuries.

Just wait till you hear the explanation for In the Night Garden. Oh boy, dark AF.

 

[Into The Black]

You went for a quick peep and realised the error of your ways, didn't you?

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Yes, yes I did

 

[Into The Black]

But you are missing out on so many topics rich with enlightenment
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Think I will stick to our board. That's a bit - adventurous for me.

 

[Into The Black]

But you are missing out on so many topics rich with enlightenment
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Speechless tbh. Some different crew on here .

 

[avishka5]

This has to be one of the worst match committee in the history of sport ever. Literally dropped a bloke who some considered played the greatest test match innings 4 tests ago, for a 30 year old batsmen that has a test average of 22. To put that into context, Mitch Starc averages about the same.

 

[Godfather32]

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This has to be one of the worst match committee in the history of sport ever. Literally dropped a bloke who some considered played the greatest test match innings 4 tests ago, for a 30 year old batsmen that has a test average of 22. To put that into context, Mitch Starc averages about the same.

 

[HoneyBadger35]

Just wanted to say how much I like the varied topics in our random discussion thread.

On the same day posters are having an in depth discussion about some of the most depressed and deluded individuals who have convinced themselves that their thoughts are actually relevant and worthwhile, we’re also having an interesting chat about conspiracy theorists.

Stop analysing the cricket you nonces.

 

[Quinz]

Who’s ****ing pumped crew?

 

[Quinz]

I saw Jojo Rabbit tonight at the Luna HoneyBadger35

Wowee wow that was a great movie. Best movie I’ve been to in a long time.

 

[squashface]

Just wanted to say how much I like the varied topics in our random discussion thread.

On the same day posters are having an in depth discussion about some of the most depressed and deluded individuals who have convinced themselves that their thoughts are actually relevant and worthwhile, we’re also having an interesting chat about conspiracy theorists.

Stop analysing the cricket you nonces.

Saw that coming half way through the post but still kept the cheesy grin on my face throughout.