Banter RDT 169 - One Nice RDT

[Truckosaurus]

You know when you're at a party and speaking to a group and then a crazy person comes and joins the conversation and everyone goes quiet and you wished you still smoked so you had an excuse to walk outside?

Just ask if anyone knows where the bathroom is, even if you already know.

 

[Bender_]

Just ask if anyone knows where the bathroom is, even if you already know.

I need to use the loo, I'm gonna grab another drink, oh there's Ratface! All these reasons are easy to come by now, but not when you're under pressure from the nutjob in person.

 

[Godfather32]

I need to use the loo, I'm gonna grab another drink, oh there's Ratface! All these reasons are easy to come by now, but not when you're under pressure from the nutjob in person.

You obviously had some attractive friends back then

 

[Bender_]

You obviously had some attractive friends back then

She's more of an acquaintance.

 

[Truckosaurus]

She's more of an acquaintance.

All those years we've known each other and that's all you think of me?

 

[Georgie 404]

I'm more of a Klaus Santa fan.

 

[Ochre]

You know when you're at a party and speaking to a group and then a crazy person comes and joins the conversation and everyone goes quiet and you wished you still smoked so you had an excuse to walk outside?

I've never smoked.

 

[Georgie 404]

$orry

dont be sorry, just imagine (it’s all mind games)....

 

[Godfather32]

 

[Ochre]

dont be sorry, just imagine (it’s all mind games)....


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Im taking up smoking

 

[Godfather32]

Im taking up smoking

You could vape

 

[Bender_]

You could vape

It's illegal isn't it?

 

[DanWCE]

And then everyone slowly drifts away until there's one poor campaigner stuck talking with the crazy person and you come back three drinks later and they're still there and you just walk away again laughing because it wasn't you this time

I quite enjoy stitching someone up with the random shit talking plonker. Sucks when it's you stuck with them though. Sucks more when you're trying to ditch someone as much as they're trying to ditch you but neither knows how to sever the convo and move on

 

[Barrybran]

I need to use the loo, I'm gonna grab another drink, oh there's Ratface! All these reasons are easy to come by now, but not when you're under pressure from the nutjob in person.

Have you considered urinating where you are? Then the nutjob will think you're the nutjob and you won't have to deal with them for the rest of the night. You'll also feel relieved.

 

[Godfather32]

It's illegal isn't it?

Is it? I see people doing it all the time

 

[DanWCE]

Just ask if anyone knows where the bathroom is, even if you already know.

I tried that once.

"This is our house!" said my wife.

 

[Godfather32]

I tried that once.

"This is our house!" said my wife.

....you were trying to get away from your wife?

 

[DanWCE]

....you were trying to get away from your wife?

Not married, mate?

 

[DanWCE]

I shouldn't say that.

Love you honey, if you're reading

 

[Godfather32]

Not married, mate?

So.....total 100% truth....I do sometimes avoid my wife at parties. Like not completely but I'll deliberately not seek her out for a few hours because I see her and talk to her every day, whereas I don't see my friends that often because of where we live.

 

[squashface]

Is it? I see people doing it all the time

I think the ones that have nicotine are technically illegal but are still pretty easy to get

 

[Bender_]

Have you considered urinating where you are? Then the nutjob will think you're the nutjob and you won't have to deal with them for the rest of the night. You'll also feel relieved.

And what happens with the wet patch on my pants? I'm assuming I'm just flat out doing it in my pants to double down on the craziness, and also not leave a puddle on the floor - I'm not an animal like Ratface or anything.

 

[Godfather32]

And what happens with the wet patch on my pants? I'm assuming I'm just flat out doing it in my pants to double down on the craziness, and also not leave a puddle one the floor - I'm not an animal like Ratface or anything.

Who wears pants to a party? What kind of fancy ****ing parties are you going to?

 

[Georgie 404]

It's illegal isn't it?

You can’t buy the nicotine in aus anymore
you can still buy the vape juice

 

[squashface]

All those years we've known each other and that's all you think of me?

Always good to meet another -face