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Banter RDT 170 - The Joyce McKinney Experience
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Local boy Jack Robinson takes out the Margaret River Pro mother****ers!
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The only place you need a gutter is over a doorway, and it'd only need to be a metre or so long.
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Gutter talk eh.
My patio floods in heavy downpours like the one we had last Thursday. Without gutters, it would happen anytime it rained.
My patio floods in heavy downpours like the one we had last Thursday. Without gutters, it would happen anytime it rained.
So what you're saying is, you have the opportunity to make a moat around your patio and you haven't taken it.
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Spent about an hour doing mine, trusty leaf blower
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LOL, blow them over the fence, nice.
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Closest fence is about 30m so I'm fairly safe.
Neighbours probably wouldn't notice anyway, they have stupidly big white gums all along the fence that drop branches all the time (mainly on my side), I always just chuck them back over the fence when they're not home
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We don't need to know about your sex life mate
Got a great little silent stand off going with the missus. Mother's Day looming, I haven't asked what she wants or mentioned anything about gifts, she hasn't been dropping any hints or asking what I've got her. I know she wants to, and I know she wants me to ask what she wants. Glorious stuff.
For the record, I've got her a custom painting from when our daughter was born.
For the record, I've got her a custom painting from when our daughter was born.
Careful, I've seen this episode of Fawlty Towers and it doesn't end well for Basil.
I don't get the reference but I'll be fine
Hopefully the child brings home a card from school to cover all bases.
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If it all goes pear shaped, you could try the old "Well you're not actually MY mother."I don't get the reference but I'll be fine
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Serious, you buy your wife mothers day gifts ?
My 4yr and 7 month old aren't going to do it
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Of the birth itself? Is it a Jackson Pollock?
It's from the hospital, so moments after. JKs wife painted it actually
This is the most elaborate out-of-cap third party payment any club has ever organised.
My 4 year old picked out a necklace with Mum written on it.
When we got home, I discovered it was very similar to the necklace she was already wearing. Which he picked out last year
His school is also doing a Mother's Day stall. So he was very excited to pick out a gift there. He knows Mum can't open it until Sunday so he has hidden it.
Under the dining room table.
My 4 year old picked out a necklace with Mum written on it.
When we got home, I discovered it was very similar to the necklace she was already wearing. Which he picked out last year
His school is also doing a Mother's Day stall. So he was very excited to pick out a gift there. He knows Mum can't open it until Sunday so he has hidden it.
Under the dining room table.
If I took my 4yr old shopping to buy her something he'd choose Marvel Lego then steal it. Thankfully the school is also doing a little stall, but in sticking with this stand off we have going, I didn't action anything and my wife ended up paying the money for the gift herself. By Saturday evening she's going to be seething and then Sunday it all gets flipped on its head
If I took my 4yr old shopping to buy her something he'd choose Marvel Lego then steal it. Thankfully the school is also doing a little stall, but in sticking with this stand off we have going, I didn't action anything and my wife ended up paying the money for the gift herself. By Saturday evening she's going to be seething and then Sunday it all gets flipped on its head
Well for Christmas he picked out a Baby Yoda clock, then after I told him we couldn't tell her what it was, told her in public that we got her "a ****"
Good times.
EDIT: Oh wow thought that would be censored
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This is legitimately every day with my Mrs - pushing her to the brink of walking out by pretending not to hear her, doing the opposite of what she asks and then insisting that's what she said and various other mind games that drive her crazy.
The past 2 nights for example - she got home first and I insisted it's the job of the person home first that has to greet the other when they get home. Then I got home first last night and said it was the other way around and I was just doing what she wanted to do. I can assure you I'll change it next time for peak annoyance.
On a totally unrelated note, if you hear of a domestic wife stabbing husband incident in the Lesmurdie area you know what's happened.
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