Banter RDT CLXXXIV - BigSpeakerbox

[Carbine Chaos]

I have a personalised license plate.

Feel sorry for you regular plate plebs driving around like mindless sheep.

 

[Bender_]

I have a personalised license plate.

Feel sorry for you regular plate plebs driving around like mindless sheep.

It's more unusual for people to not have them.

 

[squashface]

I have a personalised license plate.

Feel sorry for you regular plate plebs driving around like mindless sheep.

I’ll be on the lookout for P3TCHLUV

 

[Miguel Sanchez]

Or ILUVC0R3Y

 

[jaxxon]

555-CORY

 

[Ochre]

P3RTHF4N001

(the joke here is that no other Perth fan licence plates were made)

 

[DanWCE]

P3RTHF4N001

(the joke here is that no other Perth fan licence plates were made)

And also that custom plates are limited to 9 characters maximum

 

[Forward Press]

In recognition of our rebuild, I wanted to go 'A NEW START' but apparently it was already taken, so I went with this:

 

[Barrybran]

In recognition of our rebuild, I wanted to go 'A NEW START' but apparently it was already taken, so I went with this:

This is the real reason Sara Lee has gone into liquidation

 

[THE A5]

Haven’t been to Melbourne in a decade but is shit more expensive here? Just paid 17 bucks for a pint of little creatures

 

[Dazzler9]

P3RTHF4N001

(the joke here is that no other Perth fan licence plates were made)

Jokes that require explanation are usually the best.

On SM-G970F using BigFooty.com mobile app

 

[Mr Eagle]

Haven’t been to Melbourne in a decade but is s**t more expensive here? Just paid 17 bucks for a pint of little creatures

Yes, $17 sounds possible. Maybe at the higher end, but definitely possible.

 

[RookiePick]

Haven’t been to Melbourne in a decade but is s**t more expensive here? Just paid 17 bucks for a pint of little creatures

The real reason all the kids/young folk are on the bags.

Sin tax is pushing people straight into the dealers hands.

A 6 pack of Coopers Stout in NZ was $12 cheaper than here. That's almost 50%. FMD.

 

[THE A5]

im at fed square so could be like tourist pricing.

The real reason all the kids/young folk are on the bags.

Sin tax is pushing people straight into the dealers hands.

A 6 pack of Coopers Stout in NZ was $12 cheaper than here. That's almost 50%. FMD.

Tbf young adults have always been drawn to bags

I know of a kiwi bloke that loves his piss and since he recently moved here he has stopped drinking on a regular basis purely cause of how pricey it is.

 

[Bender_]

I feel like it's been at least 3 RDT threads since someone brought up Celebrations vs Favourites, which is far too long.

 

[Mr Eagle]

I feel like it's been at least 3 RDT threads since someone brought up Celebrations vs Favourites, which is far too long.

Celebrations are the worst.

 

[Truckosaurus]

They're both crap, just buy full sized chocolate bars.

 

[Forward Press]

Celebrations are the worst.

This.

It's like asking who'd win in a bout between Logan Paul and prime Mike Tyson.

Favourites being prime Mike Tyson by the way.

 

[Ochre]

Crazy to think we'd missed out on these sorts of thrilling chats in the past 3 RDTs

 

[Dazzler9]

Buy a box each of Favourites and Celebrations, take out your preferred chocolates and put them in one of the boxes. Best of both worlds!

Put all the crap in the other box and take it to dinner parties or social occasions as your 'contribution'.

 

[Truckosaurus]

Cat sitting for my parents and I love their cat but he is the neediest animal I have ever met. I have to spend at least 15 minutes of every hour scratching his head and if I'm not sitting down (so he can sleep on my lap) then he meows and meows and meows until I do.

 

[DanWCE]

Cat sitting for my parents and I love their cat but he is the neediest animal I have ever met. I have to spend at least 15 minutes of every hour scratching his head and if I'm not sitting down (so he can sleep on my lap) then he meows and meows and meows until I do.

That sounds delightful. Swap ya for my two year old?

 

[Bender_]

Cat sitting for my parents and I love their cat but he is the neediest animal I have ever met. I have to spend at least 15 minutes of every hour scratching his head and if I'm not sitting down (so he can sleep on my lap) then he meows and meows and meows until I do.

I hope you cover his little ears for the 2 minutes of nightly passion from the Love Shack downstairs so he's not scarred.

 

[Truckosaurus]

I hope you cover his little ears for the 2 minutes of nightly passion from the Love Shack downstairs he's not scarred.

Oh I'm staying at their house to mind him so the only night noises I need to worry about are the bogan neighbours having a party. It's a huge relief.

 

[Truckosaurus]

That sounds delightful. Swap ya for my two year old?

Sorry, can't move right now, he's using my foot as a pillow.