Rebecca Twigley looks forward to life in Melbourne

[Marc Shmurf 3]

Yeah, but I hear she is bringing her boyfriend to Melbourne with her!

Really who's that???



I guess the Carlton presentation dinner tickets will be a hot seller this year...

 

[franklinstein23]

typical carlton low-lifes...spending all your time with your wooden spoons in one hand, and ur dicks in the other, why doesnt that suprise me?

 

[Dk#1]

typical carlton low-lifes...spending all your time with your wooden spoons in one hand, and ur dicks in the other, why doesnt that suprise me?

Yer you guys can't cause you gotta pills in each hand.

 

[cfc4life]

How about finger painting a cfc guernsey on her?

I will volunteer to paint her

 

[cfc4life]

typical carlton low-lifes...spending all your time with your wooden spoons in one hand, and ur dicks in the other, why doesnt that suprise me?

of course you and all hawks fans are too busy with their dicks in their sisters
INBRED TASMANIANS

 

[franklinstein23]

DICK PRATTS STRATEGIC PLAN:
Our objective:
hey guys, its dick pratt here, our objective is to start baking cakes and selling them in order to fund our dying club.
this will help us raise some money, here are three wooden spoons you can use, rest of you fellas find a branch off a tree and create one.


here is the recipe:

Carlton's Recipe:

Water - from the yarra river
Chocolate - get some dirt from ground and add some sugar which we will steal from a restaurant
Egg - climb some trees and find some bird eggs
Butter - run 1km and use the sweat off your forehead
Milk - lets not add milk, shhhhh fellas
Baking powder - Use the powder that is used for the lines on the field

Pratt - securing carlton fc

 

[true_blue_69]

DICK PRATTS STRATEGIC PLAN:
Our objective:
hey guys, its dick pratt here, our objective is to start baking cakes and selling them in order to fund our dying club.
this will help us raise some money, here are three wooden spoons you can use, rest of you fellas find a branch off a tree and create one.


here is the recipe:

Carlton's Recipe:

Water - from the yarra river
Chocolate - get some dirt from ground and add some sugar which we will steal from a restaurant
Egg - climb some trees and find some bird eggs
Butter - run 1km and use the sweat off your forehead
Milk - lets not add milk, shhhhh fellas
Baking powder - Use the powder that is used for the lines on the field

Pratt - securing carlton fc

don't see what your on about.....
'cause we're a happy team at Hawthorn......
prob from the drugs that ya players have been on....
now go find another doctors report in a gutter & sell it to channel 7 will ya

 

[spyvspy]

typical carlton low-lifes...spending all your time with your wooden spoons in one hand, and ur dicks in the other, why doesnt that suprise me?

I think you got your hand on dick or your brothers.

 

[thylacine60]

DICK PRATTS STRATEGIC PLAN:
Our objective:
hey guys, its dick pratt here, our objective is to start baking cakes and selling them in order to fund our dying club.
this will help us raise some money, here are three wooden spoons you can use, rest of you fellas find a branch off a tree and create one.


here is the recipe:

Carlton's Recipe:

Water - from the yarra river
Chocolate - get some dirt from ground and add some sugar which we will steal from a restaurant
Egg - climb some trees and find some bird eggs
Butter - run 1km and use the sweat off your forehead
Milk - lets not add milk, shhhhh fellas
Baking powder - Use the powder that is used for the lines on the field

Pratt - securing carlton fc

Mate, this is at least the third thread I have seen this ridiculous post on. It's not funny. It has no wit, no insight, no cleverness. No-one is laughing in fact I'm just not sure what your point is. Would you like to explain it a bit for us?

 

[Dramoth]

Don't damage him.

I promise I wont break her much

She might be walking funny for a while though