Game Day Round 1, 2024: Bombers v Hawks, MCG Sat 16th March

[Strapping Young Lad]

It’s Game day!

 

[Sturty]

Hawks by 46

 

[threesixpio]

Get your gifs ready for goal number 1

 

[Hodginator]

Wiz to kick 2
Macdonald BOG
Hawks by 22

 

[Lawsy]

Just give us the 4 points and move on.

 

[Strapping Young Lad]

Just want no injuries and the 4pts. Not asking too much.

 

[threesixpio]

I need them …

 

[bigmaxi]

Where's Des ????

 

[Dinsdale]

I wouldn't care if we beat the scum by 1 point...after the game. I'd shit myself during the game.

 

[Delecate Des]

Where's Des ????

HAWKS...….. BY...…. PLENTY

 

[Mr Lizard]

lets get it done Hawks. see you there.

 

[HedgeFund]

SPF 50+
Crowd 70k+
Breust 3gls+
Ward 25 disp+
Hawks win 17pts+

 

[TazHawk15]

Beers on ice, Foxtel ready to go.

Love nothing more than to beat those pricks and give it to those ****wits on their board who insists, on always spelling Hawthorn wrong.

Why do ”EssenDank” flogs do that.

PS…… if any of those flogs are reading this always remember “While you were cheating we were 3 Peating”

 

[TylerDurden]

Let's do this.

 

[Roger Rogerson]

Get it done boys

 

[Restricted Free Agent]

So excited to be among the 80,000 watching a Wiz masterclass

 

[TylerDurden]

So excited to be among the 80,000 watching a Wiz masterclass

The Heppell match up excites me. Hepp is no chance of keeping up.

 

[Brishawk]

 

[matey]

 

[Coathanger]

We win by 15+
Ginni 4 goals.

 

[LRobbo]

 

[grumbleguts]

Just want no injuries and the 4pts. Not asking too much.

I thought it was considered poor form to want no injuries to Essendon players.

 

[Strebi3]

I don’t care how we win, just please get it done

 

[Blackhawk42]

I know so many Bombers supporters and there hasn't been one word of banter leading up to this game.

I think both sides supporters are entering this tentatively.

As Hawks fans, we just don't want a repeat of last season.
And Bombers fans are scared poo-less about losing round 1 and realising they are in for another long, pointless season.

 

[grumbleguts]

I know so many Bombers supporters and there hasn't been one word of banter leading up to this game.

I think both sides supporters are entering this tentatively.

As Hawks fans, we just don't want a repeat of last season.
And Bombers fans are scared poo-less about losing round 1 and realising they are in for another long, pointless season.

There's always this chestnut:

Essendon lost a final, and a young man who was with his dad took his bombers beanie off and put it back on his head. A guy next to them said "What's that all about?"
"When Essendon lose a final or don't make finals, he takes his beanie off and puts it back on. It a way of resetting the year."

"What does he do if Essendon win a final?"

"No idea, he's 20."