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***First of all a disclaimer***
This has to be the best round possible for a Hurn loving Boomer Degen campaigner like me to publish a thread on a Supercoach forum because the great one is at home smashing beers, scotch, cigars and resting those quads for multiple tonnes in my team over the rest of the season.
These are where points come from...
...Also back in 5
OK so now for some SC ramblings.
Round 14 2021. Good old Round 14.
This round is gonna be fun
Why you ask. Because you, me, puppies all around the world, volcanos, Ronald McDonald, cheese and campaigners in general ****en love melts
Melts are the fabric that holds Supercoach together
When your having a shit week. Your team is down the pooper. You dont have Hurn... Some silly kent will do their team justice and provide a delicious melt that keeps you going just long enough for you to be forced to provide one of your own.
When your week is going perfectly and you're full of hope, so you post your projected score on a Saturday night after a few CC and cokes...
Big mistake. SC Gods will enter you dry and the majority of this board will alf you out of existence.
Thats gonna cost you a melt.
When one of your players goes down - thats a melt
When you stuff up your loophole - thats a melt
When your rookies outscore your premos - thats a melt
When your oppositon has some obscure flog who shits a tonne on your team - thats a melt
When you realise there's only ten teams playing this week - thats a melt. (Hi Uncle Jiska )
When you have to take your other hand off your chol just to count how many donuts you be eating - you better believe that's melt
Melts make the heart grow fonder.
They remind you of a time when you last had to take on a round of Supercoach with only 10 teams and 5 games to make a score from...
...Ohh thats right. Thats never ****en happened before Gil you ****en round swapping ****muppet. Richmond are in Perth they said. It makes sense. It benefits West Coast, how the **** dows it ****en do that you Vic loving bias arseholes. Were ****en bleeding, half our team are old and ****ed, we were due and needed a week off especially before playing last ****ing years premiers and you campaigners force this shit on all the comp while ****ing every single Supercoacher sideways and twice on a ****en Monday. Then to make shit worse you dumb ****s, Richmond left Perth anyway for ****s sake **** ****EN ****!!!, so what was the ****en point other than to create a piece of shit ****ed up round like no other to **** Supercoaches in more ****en ways than even those poor hapless ****en campaigners could ever had imagined
AND what the **** is with that rolling teams beng released bullshit, no club wanted it, no supporter ****en wanted it and you ****wits did it anyway you souless TV rights chasing sellout campaigners.
Another useless Supercoach ****en initiative brought you you by **** knuckles from AFL whorehouse. campaigners.
Look we won anyway. And that's great but damn that felt good.
And its not like melts give a ****. Win, lose or draw. Melts will be there for you always
Anyway lets get back on track.
Melts help you grieve by offering little melty gifts to your fellow SCers so they too canshare you pain lol in your misery
When other SCers melt your team gains strength.
When your team emplodes your melts give other SCers strength.
Its a beautiful cycle and the life blood of this great game.
Now I love a good melt as much as any other kent so I must fully endorse you all to give it a go.
Unshackle your rage and funnel it to this forum through your keyboard
Let the rage flow campaigners
Now lets talk about the pitiful 5 games we get this week to try and score the magical 2,000 points from. **** me.
(If anyone actually scores 2000+ can someone please let Alf know. Thanks)
Possibly the game of the round. (not really)
Geelong are in red hot form. Jezza NSWCROW favourite "back in 5" player is starting to hit his straps alongside Tommy Cyclops Hawkins.
**** even RangaRohan is playing the best footy of his life. (Still scores like poo)
Dangerflop is back. Jelwood has turned back the clock and having a great season. SPStewart is comanding the backline in Hurn like fasion and the points are pouring in for kents that actually have him. Unlike this kent that tried to have 2 or 3 of him
Stewart will control his backline but I reckon Daniel will have a great game and do the same.
The Dogs midfield are also in hot form. The likes of KOTDnwillie and SPMacrae are guaranteed tonnes and worthy VC options.
Anyone with Dale, Hunter, Libba and B.Smith will be looking for some decent scores too.
Anyway so the Dogs had the week off but the game is in Geelong. Neither team has much ruck dominance but it probably goes the Dogs way especially if that giraffe like kent English plays one of his famous out of his arse games.
Geelong have the talls up forward to really challange the Dogs much smaller defense. Game is to be won in the midfield which is great for us SCers who are chasing all those delicious points in what will be the lowest scoring round in SC history.
Geelong by a few in a free flowing, high possesion match. A must watch for the SC family.
Touk train had left the station and is full steam ahead. Rowell is back but this little piggy went to market and ****en ate everything during his time off and last week he could bearly run around. Id be waiting on him before making a move to grab him.
Greenwood isnt relevant this year but he can score. Bowes is gone and no one has really replaced him.
Port have a few to put your faith in. Wines has hit some form. Many will have SPBoak whos been down a bit lately but still dangerous.
Houston, MulletJones in the backline. A few (stevebbb) went all @H2TYWish and brought in SPLycett. Hope the kent pays you back handsomely mate.
Amazingly some smart kent on here has SPP. I dont know what to say but I hope you have a special melt in store for us
Port by 6+ goals. Lycett to tonne by half time.
This is how I look when I melt
Another quality game brought to you by the halfbrains at AFL whorehouse. Brisbane will win by as much as they deem necessary. Sorry North fans but hey at least its a very SC relevant game and we all have something to cheer for.
Does anyone have Neale yet? Is he gonna go nuts or has the half year off pulled him back to the pack after last years massive heights?
ZorkoTheMagnificent misses due to lolFL pulling a suspenion out of their arse for a love tap that the receiving player bearly flinched from.
SPLyons is a sexy kent. That is all.
Daniher could go nuts in this game. (big maybe) Hopefully he takes 20 marks inside 50 and misses everyone of them so SPZiegull can feast on free chips like the filthy sexy point scoring seagull campaigner that he is.
Hall has been going off. Hes been a great get. So has Cunnington. Solid. LDU or Simplekent anyone...
Brisbane by 40+
North Melbourne Seagulls Ziegull and A.Gull
Another epic match. **** me sideways. But yet again a highly relevant SC match up for us inglorious basterds.
FloPCripps. SPWalsh, SPDoch, SPDow. Whats not to like.
Whitfield, Jelly (Jelly that you dont have him Emirite) (I suck, I dont have him), Tobias Punchable face Greene, Ward, Mummy, SPFlynn.
Plenty to like. But alas GWS suck so Carlton are a chance but fairly unlikely IMO.
Will Jelly go nuts again and prove Judd_Magic to be the best SCer to ever roam the earth by trading that ****stick out and Roughieing him back in with percision timing...
GWS by 10 points because really they suck and Carlton arent too bad
Judd_Magic and Jelly have a love hate relationship
So that leaves us with the last game. 5 games. ****en wow. **** me Gil you piece of shit.
Anyway this game is and will be the game of the round so hold your Chols for the blockbuster which will decide all your head to head games in what will be the loswest meltiest shit scoring roughie maneouvreing POS round Gil and his mates have ever come up with. ****en spew.
It's truely gonna be a shitfest of not knowing what the **** is going on and clenching every orifice your puny brain thinks it controls
Both teams shit. Putrid. Bugger all crowd. Games being played on a school ground in Tasmania FFS. Zero interest (except for us sorry arse SCers) Shit time slot, plus its a Sssss Bee ****en Sssss special.
You just know this is gonna be lit AF
A game so bad it will almost be guaranteed to be game of the year.
A game all our pathetic seasons will be defined on. **** sake
OK so theRidler has turned to shit, Lunchmeat is MIA, Parish is now the best player in the entire league until he gets tagged by a goldfish and Zerrett and Shiel are the only other thing worth mentioning except maybe Watermelon who is likely to tonne is in a game like this FFS.
Oh but wait we have a late entrant. Langford. Good luck with that one folks.
Pretty sure my Chol at aged 3 weighed more than all these campaigners Chols combined
Remember when Chad was a thing...lol. Anyway SPMitchell is hitting form and Impey is going backwards, Umm Phillips umm CJ. Thats really about it.
This game is shit. Its SCers are shit. The timeslot is shit. Its SBS. Well if it wasnt the GF of what might be the shitest round in SC history it would be a nothing shitfest between two shit teams but alas this is the most important game in SC history.
I expect melts campaigners. This day, this game and this entire round was made for this
Show me what you got...
Think you can out melt me. Tag me and try prove it ya kents.
OK good luck campaigners. Lets go splash some booze
So how many you got playing champ?
lol you're completely ****ed aren't ya...
So my final challange to you all is to embrace this glorious round for we may never have one like it again so lets make every single post in this thread a delicious glorious melt
Full steam ahead you sensational melty kenties----------------------->
This has to be the best round possible for a Hurn loving Boomer Degen campaigner like me to publish a thread on a Supercoach forum because the great one is at home smashing beers, scotch, cigars and resting those quads for multiple tonnes in my team over the rest of the season.
These are where points come from...
...Also back in 5
OK so now for some SC ramblings.
Round 14 2021. Good old Round 14.
This round is gonna be fun
Why you ask. Because you, me, puppies all around the world, volcanos, Ronald McDonald, cheese and campaigners in general ****en love melts
Melts are the fabric that holds Supercoach together
When your having a shit week. Your team is down the pooper. You dont have Hurn... Some silly kent will do their team justice and provide a delicious melt that keeps you going just long enough for you to be forced to provide one of your own.
When your week is going perfectly and you're full of hope, so you post your projected score on a Saturday night after a few CC and cokes...
Big mistake. SC Gods will enter you dry and the majority of this board will alf you out of existence.
Thats gonna cost you a melt.
When one of your players goes down - thats a melt
When you stuff up your loophole - thats a melt
When your rookies outscore your premos - thats a melt
When your oppositon has some obscure flog who shits a tonne on your team - thats a melt
When you realise there's only ten teams playing this week - thats a melt. (Hi Uncle Jiska )
When you have to take your other hand off your chol just to count how many donuts you be eating - you better believe that's melt
Melts make the heart grow fonder.
They remind you of a time when you last had to take on a round of Supercoach with only 10 teams and 5 games to make a score from...
...Ohh thats right. Thats never ****en happened before Gil you ****en round swapping ****muppet. Richmond are in Perth they said. It makes sense. It benefits West Coast, how the **** dows it ****en do that you Vic loving bias arseholes. Were ****en bleeding, half our team are old and ****ed, we were due and needed a week off especially before playing last ****ing years premiers and you campaigners force this shit on all the comp while ****ing every single Supercoacher sideways and twice on a ****en Monday. Then to make shit worse you dumb ****s, Richmond left Perth anyway for ****s sake **** ****EN ****!!!, so what was the ****en point other than to create a piece of shit ****ed up round like no other to **** Supercoaches in more ****en ways than even those poor hapless ****en campaigners could ever had imagined
AND what the **** is with that rolling teams beng released bullshit, no club wanted it, no supporter ****en wanted it and you ****wits did it anyway you souless TV rights chasing sellout campaigners.
Another useless Supercoach ****en initiative brought you you by **** knuckles from AFL whorehouse. campaigners.
Look we won anyway. And that's great but damn that felt good.
And its not like melts give a ****. Win, lose or draw. Melts will be there for you always
Anyway lets get back on track.
Melts help you grieve by offering little melty gifts to your fellow SCers so they too can
When other SCers melt your team gains strength.
When your team emplodes your melts give other SCers strength.
Its a beautiful cycle and the life blood of this great game.
Now I love a good melt as much as any other kent so I must fully endorse you all to give it a go.
Unshackle your rage and funnel it to this forum through your keyboard
Let the rage flow campaigners
Now lets talk about the pitiful 5 games we get this week to try and score the magical 2,000 points from. **** me.
(If anyone actually scores 2000+ can someone please let Alf know. Thanks)
Possibly the game of the round. (not really)
Geelong are in red hot form. Jezza NSWCROW favourite "back in 5" player is starting to hit his straps alongside Tommy Cyclops Hawkins.
**** even RangaRohan is playing the best footy of his life. (Still scores like poo)
Dangerflop is back. Jelwood has turned back the clock and having a great season. SPStewart is comanding the backline in Hurn like fasion and the points are pouring in for kents that actually have him. Unlike this kent that tried to have 2 or 3 of him
Stewart will control his backline but I reckon Daniel will have a great game and do the same.
The Dogs midfield are also in hot form. The likes of KOTDnwillie and SPMacrae are guaranteed tonnes and worthy VC options.
Anyone with Dale, Hunter, Libba and B.Smith will be looking for some decent scores too.
Anyway so the Dogs had the week off but the game is in Geelong. Neither team has much ruck dominance but it probably goes the Dogs way especially if that giraffe like kent English plays one of his famous out of his arse games.
Geelong have the talls up forward to really challange the Dogs much smaller defense. Game is to be won in the midfield which is great for us SCers who are chasing all those delicious points in what will be the lowest scoring round in SC history.
Geelong by a few in a free flowing, high possesion match. A must watch for the SC family.
Touk train had left the station and is full steam ahead. Rowell is back but this little piggy went to market and ****en ate everything during his time off and last week he could bearly run around. Id be waiting on him before making a move to grab him.
Greenwood isnt relevant this year but he can score. Bowes is gone and no one has really replaced him.
Port have a few to put your faith in. Wines has hit some form. Many will have SPBoak whos been down a bit lately but still dangerous.
Houston, MulletJones in the backline. A few (stevebbb) went all @H2TYWish and brought in SPLycett
. Hope the kent pays you back handsomely mate.Amazingly some smart kent on here has SPP. I dont know what to say but I hope you have a special melt in store for us
Port by 6+ goals. Lycett to tonne by half time.
This is how I look when I melt
Another quality game brought to you by the halfbrains at AFL whorehouse. Brisbane will win by as much as they deem necessary. Sorry North fans but hey at least its a very SC relevant game and we all have something to cheer for.
Does anyone have Neale yet? Is he gonna go nuts or has the half year off pulled him back to the pack after last years massive heights?
ZorkoTheMagnificent misses due to lolFL pulling a suspenion out of their arse for a love tap that the receiving player bearly flinched from.
SPLyons is a sexy kent. That is all.
Daniher could go nuts in this game. (big maybe) Hopefully he takes 20 marks inside 50 and misses everyone of them so SPZiegull can feast on free chips like the filthy sexy point scoring seagull campaigner that he is.
Hall has been going off. Hes been a great get. So has Cunnington. Solid. LDU or Simplekent anyone...
Brisbane by 40+
North Melbourne Seagulls Ziegull and A.Gull
Another epic match. **** me sideways. But yet again a highly relevant SC match up for us inglorious basterds.
FloPCripps. SPWalsh, SPDoch, SPDow. Whats not to like.
Whitfield, Jelly (Jelly that you dont have him Emirite) (I suck, I dont have him), Tobias Punchable face Greene, Ward, Mummy, SPFlynn.
Plenty to like. But alas GWS suck so Carlton are a chance but fairly unlikely IMO.
Will Jelly go nuts again and prove Judd_Magic to be the best SCer to ever roam the earth by trading that ****stick out and Roughieing him back in with percision timing...
GWS by 10 points because really they suck and Carlton arent too bad
Judd_Magic and Jelly have a love hate relationship
So that leaves us with the last game. 5 games. ****en wow. **** me Gil you piece of shit.
Anyway this game is and will be the game of the round so hold your Chols for the blockbuster which will decide all your head to head games in what will be the loswest meltiest shit scoring roughie maneouvreing POS round Gil and his mates have ever come up with. ****en spew.
It's truely gonna be a shitfest of not knowing what the **** is going on and clenching every orifice your puny brain thinks it controls
Both teams shit. Putrid. Bugger all crowd. Games being played on a school ground in Tasmania FFS. Zero interest (except for us sorry arse SCers) Shit time slot, plus its a Sssss Bee ****en Sssss special.
You just know this is gonna be lit AF
A game so bad it will almost be guaranteed to be game of the year.
A game all our pathetic seasons will be defined on. **** sake
OK so theRidler has turned to shit, Lunchmeat is MIA, Parish is now the best player in the entire league until he gets tagged by a goldfish and Zerrett and Shiel are the only other thing worth mentioning except maybe Watermelon who is likely to tonne is in a game like this FFS.
Oh but wait we have a late entrant. Langford. Good luck with that one folks.
Pretty sure my Chol at aged 3 weighed more than all these campaigners Chols combined
Remember when Chad was a thing...lol. Anyway SPMitchell is hitting form and Impey is going backwards, Umm Phillips umm CJ. Thats really about it.
This game is shit. Its SCers are shit. The timeslot is shit. Its SBS. Well if it wasnt the GF of what might be the shitest round in SC history it would be a nothing shitfest between two shit teams but alas this is the most important game in SC history.
I expect melts campaigners. This day, this game and this entire round was made for this
Show me what you got...
Think you can out melt me. Tag me and try prove it ya kents.
OK good luck campaigners. Lets go splash some booze
So how many you got playing champ?
lol you're completely ****ed aren't ya...
So my final challange to you all is to embrace this glorious round for we may never have one like it again so lets make every single post in this thread a delicious glorious melt
Full steam ahead you sensational melty kenties----------------------->
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