Game Day Round 15 v Bulldogs. Sit. Stay. Roll over.

[Doctor Feel]

Port will probably win. It would be against our WLWLWL formline since forever, but we will win. We have the wood over the dogs.

Adelaide on the other hand, lol yeah.

 

[Ford Fairlane]

"preserve" doesn't mean what you think it means.

I heard some guy on AA sports show just now said that surely Russell Ebert's record would verify him for AFL Legend status.

 

[AwwThatsApples]

Yeah I had better lay off Ken till after the game guys. After all, his reputation completely resets each week and I'm being unfair to judge him based on 6 years of results.

Are you daft? I don't know if you realized this but game day is about the actual game, not the coach.

 

[TeeKray]

Port will probably win. It would be against our WLWLWL formline since forever, but we will win. We have the wood over the dogs.

Adelaide on the other hand, lol yeah.

If you don't count all the times we've lost to them, we have the wood over the Crows too.

 

[Doctor Feel]

Are you daft? I don't know if you realized this but game day is about the actual game, not the coach.

 

[AwwThatsApples]

You do realise there is an ignore button? I am sure a few people here utilise this for your posts.

I personally don't like to put people on ignore, even if I don't really like them.
I'm not saying I try to look for trouble, but to me putting someone on ignore is a cop-out.

 

[Alyx]

There is a lot of tension in this thread. Allow me to break it with a joke:

Yo momma so fat she drank Ken Hinkley for refreshment at the Port Power match cuz he 98% Coca-Cola and her ass so broke she ain't got $10 to buy a bottle of the good stuff from Adelaide Oval kiosks ya feel me?

 

[Duck Farmer]

Feel's Law: Every thread on the BigFooty Port board will eventually devolve into a Hinkley sh1tposting free-for-all.

 

[Doctor Feel]

There is a lot of tension in this thread. Allow me to break it with a joke:

Yo momma so fat she drank Ken Hinkley for refreshment at the Port Power match cuz he 98% Coca-Cola and her ass so broke she ain't got $10 to buy a bottle of the good stuff from Adelaide Oval kiosks ya feel me?

 

[Doctor Feel]

Feel's Law: Every thread on the BigFooty Port board will eventually devolve into a Hinkley sh1tposting free-for-all.

Well, when it's the clash of the titans of the footballing world where the eyes of nobody will be upon us, we need to take our mind off the pre-game nerves.

 

[Macca19]

Feeling good. Port by 46.

Sorry guys

 

[Doctor Feel]

Feeling good. Port by 46.

Sorry guys

give the pregame flake a bit of extra zip to keep Ken on his toes.

 

[Zakk Wylde]

Just starting to get feeling back in my legs after Jnr's sport this morning.

I was Lt Dan for a while there and ready to start a go fund me page.

Touch and go whether I embark on this evening's forecast hail.

 

[TeeKray]

Just starting to get feeling back in my legs after Jnr's sport this morning.

I was Lt Dan for a while there and ready to start a go fund me page.

Touch and go whether I embark on this evening's forecast hail.

Soft

 

[Zakk Wylde]

Soft

Maybe...

But not willing to leave Jnr Jnr who's been sick as a dog all week with a baby sitter nor take Jnr out with me tonight either.

 

[tribey]

Way to post more Ken related **** in a non-Ken thread.

The correct answer was,

“my new wallpaper”

 

[TeeKray]

The correct answer was,

“my new wallpaper”

I was thinking 'back in 5' but that works too.

 

[JimmyBeerCans]

How is this not a Ken thread he's the ******* beige ass coach!

 

[thundercloud]

Opportunity for lycett to impose and we win.

 

[Amarula]

Looking forward to this game. The midfield battle will be interesting as they have some high possession types in Hunter, Macrae and Dunkley but they are quite outside without Liber. We get on top in there and they are cooked.

So no concerns about the small matter of something called Bont, or the even smaller matter of a Caleb Daniel?

Glad to see one poster acknowledges that there is another team playing. We’d be foolish to take them lightly.

 

[tribey]

Some say it’s not a thing of beauty, but then some say the earth is flat.

 

[klem22]

You would think Port should win today, but anything could happen with this club. The culture under hinkley is poor and that has not changed even with a win against the flow last week.

 

[Butters Made Me Do It]

Port to win by less than a goal with the winning goal scored late from a dubious free in front of goal.

Commentators will spend days criticising the free kick, and completely let Port off for having been 29 points up at home at half time.

This will also be used as evidence that umps love Port, negating any complaints about umpiring for 12 months, and will similarly mean the Bulldogs are hard done by battlers that deserve a fair go for the same period.

 

[Magpiespower]

Finally got around to reading Slaughterhouse Five and I dunno if we’re gonna Dresden the sh!t outta the Dogs or if Tralfamadorians are gonna be pissing themselves laughing at us, depends which Ports shows up, I guess.

Either way, I’m pretty sure that idiot savant Billy Pilgrim is actually coaching us.

Also, I probably should’ve told old mate with the cane he was shuffling into the ladies toilets at Lizbeff food court coz nek minnit:

“WHAT THE F@%K ARE YOU DOING IN HERE! GET OUT!!! YOU OLD PERV!!!”

lmfao

 

[AwwThatsApples]

You would think Port should win today, but anything could happen with this club. The culture under hinkley is poor and that has not changed even with a win against the flow last week.

Oh FFS