Game Day Round 16: Essendon v Port Adelaide, MCG, Saturday July 1, 7.25pm AEST

[TheUnicorn]

Sparkle is a pretty handy player and he’s so beautiful (because that’s important in a footballer) shame we didn’t grab him

 

[Keystone agony]

He's seemingly spoiling every thrust forward

As long as he aint marking its fine

Cant take him off the field

 

[yodellinhank]

Now actual rain

 

[Its Manbearpig]

Lost a chunk of respect for butters there. Diving for the high

 

[scythe]

Port literally cannot score except off cheats.

 

[Beerfish]

Really lined up the arm there

 

[Call Me Cake]

You can literally see him bending the bloody knees, ffs these umps

 

[Lore]

Put that kid on the same list as Dane Rampe

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Dane Rampe

Age

34

Ht

187cm

Wt

89kg

Pos.

Def

Career

Season

Last 5

D

17.0

4star

K

10.6

4star

HB

6.4

4star

M

4.9

5star

T

2.5

4star

MG

358.8

5star

D

14.1

3star

K

9.0

4star

HB

5.1

3star

M

3.4

3star

T

1.5

2star

MG

284.5

4star

D

10.6

3star

K

7.2

3star

HB

3.4

3star

M

2.4

3star

T

1.4

4star

and those lil twerps at the dogs and pies

 

[Maddogm]

Dive into the "high" tackle from butters

 

[Keystone agony]

Always takes a moment to kick

Way too long most of the time

And its due to his ability plenty of options on

 

[Happyskeret]

Haha he threw his neck into McGraths arms

 

[Lore]

You can literally see him bending the bloody knees, ffs these umps

He threw himself at McGrath’s arm..

 

[brain taylor]

used to like butters but that’s disgusting

 

[Keystone agony]

DP3 kick inside elite again

 

[TheUnicorn]

attaboy Weeds

 

[frodos gardener]

Jobe trying too hard to be impartial. Painful.

 

[Call Me Cake]

Weeds getting into the game a bit, attempted mark near the goal square, some good hitouts, nice mark on the 50 and pass

 

[MightyDon]

He’s appealing for the high tackle the second he drops the knees and ducks

 

[yodellinhank]

Hobbs gave him a couple on the ground thinking we had the free

 

[Beerfish]

Onya Jake

 

[Happyskeret]

That’s better Jakey

 

[Kong]

Essendon seem to be trying this odd tactic of scoring without umpire assistance.

 

[Schnitzengruben]

Jobe on a clear Bomber free: "Uhhh yeahhh maybe"

Jobe on a clear Poort free: "Obvious free"

**** up.

 

[Beerfish]

He’s appealing for the high tackle the second he drops the knees and ducks

Points at his neck. See how good I did ump?

 

[Maddogm]

He threw himself at McGrath’s arm..

2 bounces but then forgot how to run