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OK, Haiku style preview coming up.Great preview Hanley . Reminds me years ago of when I did a preview (funnily enough for a Crows match) in the style of Edgar Allen Poe. Tumbleweeds. Sometimes people don't know genius even if it slaps them in the face. The price of being an auteur I guess.
PLAYER | INJURY | TIMELINE |
Jack Payne | Foot Soreness | Test |
Noah Answerth | Shoulder | 2-4 Weeks |
Kalin Lane | Knee | Season |
Darcy Gardiner | Knee | Season |
Lincoln McCarthy | Knee | Season |
Tom Doedee | Knee | Season |
Keidean Coleman | Knee | Season |
PLAYER | INJURY | ESTIMATED RETURN |
---|---|---|
Matt Crouch | Shoulder | Season |
Karl Gallagher | Hamstring | 2-3 weeks |
Wayne Milera | Knee | Season |
Patrick Parnell | Shoulder | Season |
Josh Worrell | Arm | 3-5 weeks |
Updated: July 2, 2024 |
"Hopeful", you say.Qscan Injury Update
The Brisbane Lions confirm Kalin Lane will miss the rest of the 2024 season after rupturing his anterior cruciate ligament (ACL) in Saturday’s VFL win over Coburg.
Lane left the field at the start of the third quarter after injuring his knee, with scans on Monday afternoon confirming he had ruptured his ACL.
Brisbane Lions General Manager of Football, Danny Daly said it was heartbreaking news for Lane and the Club.
“Everyone at the Club is devastated for Kalin and we will make sure we all support him in anyway we can as he begins his recovery,” Daly said.
“Kalin and our VFL team are having a strong season and it’s disappointing to see him miss the remainder of the year.”
The Club is however hopeful defender Jack Payne will be available to take on Adelaide at The Gabba on Sunday.
Payne, who missed last Friday’s win over Melbourne with foot soreness, trained on Tuesday as he prepares to return.
The key defender will train again on Thursday where he will look to tick the final boxes to put his hand up for selection.
BRISBANE
PLAYER INJURY TIMELINE Jack Payne Foot Soreness Test Noah Answerth Shoulder 2-4 Weeks Kalin Lane Knee Season Darcy Gardiner Knee Season Lincoln McCarthy Knee Season Tom Doedee Knee Season Keidean Coleman Knee Season
ADELAIDE
PLAYER INJURY ESTIMATED RETURN Matt Crouch Shoulder Season Karl Gallagher Hamstring 2-3 weeks Wayne Milera Knee Season Patrick Parnell Shoulder Season Josh Worrell Arm 3-5 weeks Updated: July 2, 2024 Early prognosis
Worrell has progressed in his recovery to all non-contact drills and took part in ball drills on Tuesday as he targets a return inside the next month. The defender has struggled in the gym but been able to work significantly on his fitness while sidelined. Gallagher suffered a standard hamstring injury in the SANFL, with the Irishman cut down early in his 11th game. Wingman Chayce Jones is expected to be available this week after he was withdrawn against GWS with a back complaint. – Nathan Schmook
No, I've quit gifs too now.Can you do that in Simpsons gifs?
"Hopeful", you say.
He's no chance.
Seinfeld >>>> Shakespeare.
Not that thy findest anything ill with that.Thou doth speaketh verily
In preparation for next week, I asked Copilot the following and this is what Microsoft's AI spewed up. (Fair dinkum)
Me
can you write me a preview piece for the AFL game West Coast Eagles vs Brisbane Lions which will be played on 14th July 2024
Copilot
Certainly! Let’s dive into the upcoming clash between the West Coast Eagles and the Brisbane Lions. Here’s a brief preview:
Match Details:
Date: July 14, 2024
Time: 14:40 (local time)
Venue: The Gabba, Brisbane
The West Coast Eagles have had a mixed season, showing promise in some matches but stumbling in others. Their record stands at 9-8, and they’ll be keen to improve. However, they’ll face a Lions team that’s hungry for victory.
The Brisbane Lions, currently at the bottom of the ladder, secured a morale-boosting win against Carlton. Star midfielder Dayne Zorko will miss this game due to suspension, which could impact their midfield dynamics.
Keep an eye on the Lions’ forward mix, especially with Jack Gunston back in form. Meanwhile, the Eagles will aim to exploit the Lions’ injury-depleted lineup.
It’s a crucial clash for both teams, and the Gabba promises an exciting battle.
For more detailed information, you can check out the official AFL website or ESPN’s game summary12. Enjoy the game!
It’s only as good as the input but it’s scary what AI is already doing across multiple industries. Not scary is a bad way just how advanced it is and what it will look like in the next 3-5 yearsWell, if AI is set to run humanity we are in deep shyte.
Well, if AI is set to run humanity we are in deep shyte.
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I know it's 8th vs 14th, with Adelaide seemingly out of finals contention, but there are a few red flags emerging in our game in recent weeks, and they just so happen to be areas the Crows also do well.
It looks as though we will need to do well in the clearances - particularly scoring from them. We are #1 in scoring from stoppages in recent weeks. We will need to make it a territory game, probably dominating the inside 50 count, allowing us to make the most of our ability to also score from our front half. Adelaide are susceptible to being scored against from both stoppages, and when the ball is locked in their back half.
If we can't do that, our transition defence is where Adelaide are likely to hurt us. We saw Melbourne were able to move the ball from end to end pretty easily against us at times, but Adelaide are one of the best in the comp at this and they have opened us up in this area pretty easily on our last 3 meetings. And they chain up well by hand - top 2 in the comp for handball efficiency, while our tackle numbers (and in particular, opposition disposals per tackle) are well off the pace. Not surprisingly then, Adelaide are top 6 for scoring from their back half, while we are bottom 6 for conceding scores from our front half.
And once they do get the ball forward, they're likely to score well. They're ranked highly in marks inside 50 and being able to generate scores when they do go inside 50. We have struggled to contain both these, and we've found it difficult to rebound out of defensive 50, while Adelaide tend to be good at preventing these rebounds.
We may see an interesting side plot if Adelaide kick a lot of behinds. We have been strong at scoring from kick-ins (3 goals against Melbourne, who hadn't conceded a score from kick-in for 5 weeks), while the Crows are not great in this aspect.
So it looks like we will need to control stoppages, convert this into territory dominance, and be able to score well from our front half. If we can't, Adelaide's looks inside 50 are likely to be higher quality than ours, and we'll have to hope they have an off day on the accuracy front. So I'll be boo-ing set shots like nobody's business!
Hopefully this is all garbage, and we're able to nail down our defensive game without it compromising our attack.
We shouldn't have let Keays go
About the same crowd as the Melbourne game I reckon.Twilight Sunday against Adelaide. Wonder what size crowd they're expecting for that