Autopsy Round 21: Hawks plough the GWS snowflakes

[JoeHawk]

The Squiggle has crowned us as the strongest side in the comp on the back of our amazing defence.

Especially amazing due to us not having any quality youth and relying on old players who are cooked.

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Yet we’re out of the eight. Our poor conversion for goal stat is probably killing us.

 

[JoeHawk]

A huge shame, because Ceglar clearly has quality skills, but McEvoy just that bit better. Ceglar deserves a club in which he can play full-time, hopefully we can snag a trade in return...

Cegs is needed when Big Boy goes down. I’d sooner offload Pittonet because he shows very little.

 

[JoeHawk]

Cousins and Howe were the two poorest today. Other than that, very fine games from all.

Howe couldn’t get much right.....even his cousins names.

 

[SHAKESPEARE]

It's been a good autopsy thread about Daisy.

 

[Bugs1977]

That was hilarious. Give that kid a job at the club.

I’m starting to think he’s a BF Hawk

 

[The Chad and I]

We can't even tank for draft picks properly!

 

[tige19]

I like Daisy, she speaks well and understands the game. Some may say your comments are horrid and you need to be sacked.

She may understand the game but speak well? Your ears must be painted on

 

[Bugs1977]

Isn't it punny that Nash's girfriend's name is Gracie Ireland?

She was a good sort. Punching above his own weight there was young Connor... good for you lad

 

[Bugs1977]

It's been a good autopsy thread about Daisy.

She’s got a bigger forehead (fivehead) than Rhianna

 

[tige19]

I cannot agree. I think she is articulate and 20 times better than most of the moronic male boundary riders. I like her comments. Bonus - she’s cute. Cut her some slack please

7s Team is as a whole is poor, BT can go with Daisy.. as bad as each other in my eyes, I cringe listening to BT literally make names up and pretend he knows injuries and the same with Daisy when she jumps in over someone else or interviews players/coaches, it’s god awful awkward, she waffles on longer than those she’s interviewing.

 

[tige19]

I'm surprised he didn't say "You're in Australia now, boy, I'm calling you Steve"

He should get the arse for just saying that.. how hard is it to say CJ? BT has had his time, really took away from a brilliant evening for CJ and the club. Pathetic.

 

[tige19]

She was a good sort. Punching above his own weight there was young Connor... good for you lad

Conor is a strapping lad, a genuine athletic colt.. I didn’t think much of Gracie, but to be fair, she should attend every week if Conor keeps playing as he did last night, he was excellent.

 

[madhawksfan]

Watching it at the ground I thought we were in total control pretty much all night. The margin at half time flattered them and we played the conditions perfectly.

Could not fault any player out there last night. Sicily and Worpel were the standouts but Chad, Shiels, Smith, Hendo, Silk, Cegs, Poppy, Stratts, Timmy, Nash, Chip and Bruest were all excellent contributors.

Thought Lewis showed great work rate and the 2 goals he got were well deserved as he was getting man handled all night by Davis.

CJ did some good things and once he settled into the game looked like he belonged.

Well done boys!

 

[tige19]

Jags went at 27% DE for his 18 possessions, our next worst was Worps at 48% however he had 31 touches and 8 clearance in comparison to jags who only had 2 clearances. Was a shocker for Jags, luckily Chad and Sheila both stepped up and were excellent.

 

[A Diakos]

Can we kindly stop crapping on about Daisy and the 7 team....who cares ! Talk about Hawthorn

 

[beta_condition]

Wingard over the last month since being moved into the middle 24.5 touches, 5 clearances and 4 tackles. He had 27 touches and 6 clearances last night playing 66% game time!.

 

[tige19]

Gee Chad has 6 clearances, 6 tackles to go with his 27 touches last night.. the guy is starting to look like an elite mid/fwd, could do anything next year.

 

[JoeHawk]

Jags went at 27% DE for his 18 possessions, our next worst was Worps at 48% however he had 31 touches and 8 clearance in comparison to jags who only had 2 clearances. Was a shocker for Jags, luckily Chad and Sheila both stepped up and were excellent.

Is that because Jags is being heavily tag every week. Of course that allows Chad and Sheils to do their thing. Can’t wait to get TOM back.

 

[Strapping Young Lad]

Jags went at 27% DE for his 18 possessions, our next worst was Worps at 48% however he had 31 touches and 8 clearance in comparison to jags who only had 2 clearances. Was a shocker for Jags, luckily Chad and Sheila both stepped up and were excellent.

I don’t trust DE% at all in a game like last night.

Worpel took ground at every opportunity, and we kicked goals as a consequence yet his DE suffered for it.

 

[Ram-Man]

The footage of a topless Clarko reminds me to strap on an extra layer tomorrow!

 

[CHUBBSS]

disposal efficiency is literally the worst stat to use last night, it was wet and icey!

How about meters gained, contested possessions and score involvements...

 

[Lotus]

Love how everyone enjoying the game last night. When the defenders focusing on ML (double teamed him, man handled him), TOB stand up, grab the mark and kick some goals.

Who doesn't want to play for Clarko after last night?




It must be just me, but every time the camera focusing on Whitfield I read his face as saying "How fun it is to play for the Hawks" .

 

[grumbleguts]

Well that was a satisfying night of footy watching.

*apart from daisy

 

[dixyland]

great game, I laughed when it started snowing! My toes have only just thawed out.

I wore two pairs of socks - should have worn three!

 

[Noel Gallagher]

She’s got a bigger forehead (fivehead) than Rhianna

No need to make personal comments about her - we should be better than that. She is though a very very vanilla football commentator. I turn the station when she comes on - her monotone voice nearly puts me to sleep