Official Team Thread Roys FFC Season 29 Community Rooms - Celebrating the Streak !!!! Broken Medal Count 13th July

[Mobbs]

I know sanitisers are hard to come by in this virus rich environment;
so I've reached into my personal stocks and willing to share with my Roys friends.

Please use before touching someone else.

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Any additional uses? What's the texture like? I'm not a mod.

 

[Tigerturbulance]

Any additional uses? What's the texture like? I'm not a mod.

Mobbs as a regular customer of our on-line Turbo Store you will be pleased to know the texture and uses of the sanitiser is similar to one of the products you buy on a regular bases;



Just between me and you,
I have just repacked and re-branded the Oil of Turbo because I have a warehouse full of the crap and it wasn't moving.

 

[Mobbs]

Mobbs as a regular customer of our on-line Turbo Store you will be pleased to know the texture and uses of the sanitiser is similar to one of the products you buy on a regular bases;
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Just between me and you,
I have just repacked and re-branded the Oil of Turbo because I have a warehouse full of the crap and it wasn't moving.

Looks like a ripoff of my line "With Or Without You" but I'm willing to "let it slide".

 

[TedDougChris]

Hello Roys, we've been advised by the wonderful philreich (this adjective is subject to change without notice) that the game will kick off at around 4pm - in around 40 minutes time...

Hope to see you there.

 

[TedDougChris]

Match thread is here.... (I knew I forgot to do something....)

Official Match Thread - Season 29 Round 8 - West Coast Wonders vs Roys FFC at The Colosseum

West Coast Wonders vs Roys FFC at The Colosseum - Round 8 With more and more countries in lock down and the world bringing out the best and worst in people, not even qooty is immune. Players from all teams have been spotted by my cameras hitting the social scene whilst some have diligently...

www.bigfooty.com

 

[Tigerturbulance]

Looks like a ripoff of my line "With Or Without You" but I'm willing to "let it slide".

"With Or Without You"- is that a hand cream

if so, how much do you flog it for lol

 

[TedDougChris]

Great win guys, really well done. I've put a message up in the Group - please have a read. If I'm not around much in the next few weeks, Mobbs will run the place in my absence - but I'm hoping that all will be well.

Take care and talk soon.

 

[Mobbs]

... Mobbs will run the place in my absence ...

 

[TedDougChris]

Did you have other plans ?

 

[Mobbs]

Did you have other plans ?

I could find any "the dream finally comes true" gifs

 

[TedDougChris]

I could find any "the dream finally comes true" gifs

No delisting me in my absence.....

 

[Mobbs]

Guys, in light of the actual AFL season being suspended until at least May, a Qooty-based similation of the AFL Season is being planned for the main AFL board of Bigfooty. Similar to the Sweet FA, it will use Qooty and similate matches with match threads, text commentary and awards. Unlike the Sweet FA, the players will be placeholder names of the actual AFL lists and the teams will be AFL teams.

All are invited to get involved. The pandemic is affecting everybody, and here in the footy supporting world, the deprivation of a season to follow is just another stressor that we're hoping to relieve somewhat via a phantom replication of the competition.

Here's the announcement thread on the main board :

News - AFL Season To Be Rebooted - in Simulation

Hello all. You can help pick your club's team for this weekend's e-AFL - visit your club board to pick players. The AFL Season is to be recreated in a simulation form during the hiatus announced today by the AFL Commission. We are following the fixture of a 17-round season, each team playing...

www.bigfooty.com

 

[Mooch]

Round 7 saw us head to Abdu Prison to face the Bombers
https://www.bigfooty.com/forum/thre...ad-bombers-vs-roys-ffc-at-abdu-prison.1237149

We rocked up to Baghdad fearing the worst, greeted by a hostile crowd.

But in true Roys fashion we upset the form book and came out with a very handy win (WTF??). Official stats here

And now for our weekly award round up:

Allikat's Hug of the Week

1 : 2.58 {C} - He gets a handpass to WFL.
1 : 3.01 {C} - Runk applies the tackle.
1 : 3.05 {rW} - GCB85 fighting to get a clear kick.
1 : 3.09 {rW} - Crackerjack bump by Requiem on GCB85.
1 : 3.13 {C} - WFL breaks a tackle and is off.
1 : 3.17 {C} - WFL dummy's the handpass and then takes a bounce.
1 : 3.21 {C} - Someone call a dentist. WFL has run into Runk and is hurting.

Well done Runk, seen here stepping in to help a teammate and then sending WFL off to the see the family dentist Dr Les Plack

TDC's Open Goal Miss of the Week

4 : 2.24 {lFP} - He involves Beandip in the play.
4 : 2.28 {lFP} - Just routine execution required from here.
4 : 2.32 {lFP} - Just a minor score to Beandip.

Despite having a great game, it was just lucky for Beandip the game was almost over by this point.

Half Hat of the Week

There can only be on. Right here.

Thanks for the week Roys. You're not as old and boring as my History teacher makes you out to be

Yep that's right. Santoz, your history teacher may be smart but he's far from clever. Next time you see him, please give him this very special half hat.


Next up the Wonders........

 

[Mobbs]

Next week's win will be versus the Las Vegas Bears, at home!

The match thread is here:

Official Match Thread - Season 29 Round 9 - Roys FFC vs Las Vegas Bears at The BJO

MWPP captured! While on the run to prove her innocence, Padawan MWPP teamed up with the deadly AuntyBlindEye to find the rogue Roy who framed MWPP for murder. The Roy Council sent TedDougChris and Master Mobbs to track MWPP down and bring her back to the Temple. Now captured and imprisoned...

www.bigfooty.com

 

[Mooch]

Round 8 saw us on the road again. This time dodging lions and Russell Crowe to take on the Wonders at the Colosseum.

Official Match Thread - Season 29 Round 8 - West Coast Wonders vs Roys FFC at The Colosseum

West Coast Wonders vs Roys FFC at The Colosseum - Round 8 With more and more countries in lock down and the world bringing out the best and worst in people, not even qooty is immune. Players from all teams have been spotted by my cameras hitting the social scene whilst some have diligently...

www.bigfooty.com

In all fairness this place isn't quite as intimidating as it used to be.

Somehow - and I have to tell you scientists the world over have been working on this but haven't yet come up with the answers - we got another big win on the road. We lifted ourselves into the finals after this. Nosebleed time Roys. Stats are here

And now for our weekly award round up:

Allikat's Hug of the Week

As an honorary Roy, this almost went to Dingster
1 : 10.13 {lHFF} - 3KZ is Football with a moment to look downfield.
1 : 10.18 {lHFF} - 3KZ is Football crunched by Dingster! 3KZ is Football very slow to get up.
1 : 10.22 {rHBF} - Dingster takes them on.

But I just couldn't bring myself to do it.

This one from RU_ caught the eye.

1 : 19.34 {FF} - A flat punt.
1 : 19.34 {FF} - RU_ plants a foot on Sab22's neck and takes a screamer.
1 : 19.34 {lBP} - royboy2 assessing what lies ahead of him.

But in the end there was only one winner

1 : 23.47 {CHB} - Cannons a handpass into Cactus_.
1 : 23.51 {CHB} - Ooof. JackNah_8 blindsides Cactus_ and I heard that from here.
1 : 23.53 {CHF} - windyhill sizes the options in front of him.
1 : 23.55 {rHFF} - Draws a man and then with hands to _Mike_.
1 : 23.57 {rHFF} - Open goal!.
1 : 24.01 {rHFF} - And _Mike_ gets it.
West Coast Wonders : 5.1.31
Roys FFC : 6.3.39

JackNah_8 doing what JackNah_8 does best. Sneaking up on people and making them go OOOF!

TDC's Open Goal Miss of the Week

Allikat with one her famous tackles. Then for some explicable reason she tried to dribble it from the pocket like she's Qeddie Betts and missed by a mile. Lucky the game was just about over as a contest at that point.

4 : 19.4 {lBP} - What a tackle.
4 : 19.42 {rFP} - Nobody's checking Allikat.
4 : 19.46 {rFP} - This for the opportunity of a lifetime.
4 : 19.5 {rFP} - Now which way will it bounce? Ohr its gone the wrong way.
West Coast Wonders : 18.10.118
Roys FFC : 21.13.139

Half Hat of the Week

The choices here were many but in the end it has to go to Cactus for thinking he could get one over the sublime Runk. At least he owned his mistake.

Meh. Blah. Blerg. Runk.

Cactus_ please accept this stylish foldaway half hat from the Roys management team.

 

[JackNah_8]

Well done @catcus_

 

[Mobbs]

Round 8 saw us on the road again. This time dodging lions and Russell Crowe to take on the Wonders at the Colosseum.

Official Match Thread - Season 29 Round 8 - West Coast Wonders vs Roys FFC at The Colosseum

West Coast Wonders vs Roys FFC at The Colosseum - Round 8 With more and more countries in lock down and the world bringing out the best and worst in people, not even qooty is immune. Players from all teams have been spotted by my cameras hitting the social scene whilst some have diligently...

www.bigfooty.com

In all fairness this place isn't quite as intimidating as it used to be.

Somehow - and I have to tell you scientists the world over have been working on this but haven't yet come up with the answers - we got another big win on the road. We lifted ourselves into the finals after this. Nosebleed time Roys. Stats are here

And now for our weekly award round up:

Allikat's Hug of the Week

As an honorary Roy, this almost went to Dingster
1 : 10.13 {lHFF} - 3KZ is Football with a moment to look downfield.
1 : 10.18 {lHFF} - 3KZ is Football crunched by Dingster! 3KZ is Football very slow to get up.
1 : 10.22 {rHBF} - Dingster takes them on.

But I just couldn't bring myself to do it.

This one from RU_ caught the eye.

1 : 19.34 {FF} - A flat punt.
1 : 19.34 {FF} - RU_ plants a foot on Sab22's neck and takes a screamer.
1 : 19.34 {lBP} - royboy2 assessing what lies ahead of him.

But in the end there was only one winner

1 : 23.47 {CHB} - Cannons a handpass into Cactus_.
1 : 23.51 {CHB} - Ooof. JackNah_8 blindsides Cactus_ and I heard that from here.
1 : 23.53 {CHF} - windyhill sizes the options in front of him.
1 : 23.55 {rHFF} - Draws a man and then with hands to _Mike_.
1 : 23.57 {rHFF} - Open goal!.
1 : 24.01 {rHFF} - And _Mike_ gets it.
West Coast Wonders : 5.1.31
Roys FFC : 6.3.39

JackNah_8 doing what JackNah_8 does best. Sneaking up on people and making them go OOOF!

TDC's Open Goal Miss of the Week

Allikat with one her famous tackles. Then for some explicable reason she tried to dribble it from the pocket like she's Qeddie Betts and missed by a mile. Lucky the game was just about over as a contest at that point.

4 : 19.4 {lBP} - What a tackle.
4 : 19.42 {rFP} - Nobody's checking Allikat.
4 : 19.46 {rFP} - This for the opportunity of a lifetime.
4 : 19.5 {rFP} - Now which way will it bounce? Ohr its gone the wrong way.
West Coast Wonders : 18.10.118
Roys FFC : 21.13.139

Half Hat of the Week

The choices here were many but in the end it has to go to Cactus for thinking he could get one over the sublime Runk. At least he owned his mistake.



Cactus_ please accept this stylish foldaway half hat from the Roys management team.

Russ looks a bit like the Doc!

 

[Mooch]

Russ looks a bit like the Doc!

I was thinking Santa Clause on summer holiday.

 

[Cactus_]

Round 8 saw us on the road again. This time dodging lions and Russell Crowe to take on the Wonders at the Colosseum.

Official Match Thread - Season 29 Round 8 - West Coast Wonders vs Roys FFC at The Colosseum

West Coast Wonders vs Roys FFC at The Colosseum - Round 8 With more and more countries in lock down and the world bringing out the best and worst in people, not even qooty is immune. Players from all teams have been spotted by my cameras hitting the social scene whilst some have diligently...

www.bigfooty.com

In all fairness this place isn't quite as intimidating as it used to be.

Somehow - and I have to tell you scientists the world over have been working on this but haven't yet come up with the answers - we got another big win on the road. We lifted ourselves into the finals after this. Nosebleed time Roys. Stats are here

And now for our weekly award round up:

Allikat's Hug of the Week

As an honorary Roy, this almost went to Dingster
1 : 10.13 {lHFF} - 3KZ is Football with a moment to look downfield.
1 : 10.18 {lHFF} - 3KZ is Football crunched by Dingster! 3KZ is Football very slow to get up.
1 : 10.22 {rHBF} - Dingster takes them on.

But I just couldn't bring myself to do it.

This one from RU_ caught the eye.

1 : 19.34 {FF} - A flat punt.
1 : 19.34 {FF} - RU_ plants a foot on Sab22's neck and takes a screamer.
1 : 19.34 {lBP} - royboy2 assessing what lies ahead of him.

But in the end there was only one winner

1 : 23.47 {CHB} - Cannons a handpass into Cactus_.
1 : 23.51 {CHB} - Ooof. JackNah_8 blindsides Cactus_ and I heard that from here.
1 : 23.53 {CHF} - windyhill sizes the options in front of him.
1 : 23.55 {rHFF} - Draws a man and then with hands to _Mike_.
1 : 23.57 {rHFF} - Open goal!.
1 : 24.01 {rHFF} - And _Mike_ gets it.
West Coast Wonders : 5.1.31
Roys FFC : 6.3.39

JackNah_8 doing what JackNah_8 does best. Sneaking up on people and making them go OOOF!

TDC's Open Goal Miss of the Week

Allikat with one her famous tackles. Then for some explicable reason she tried to dribble it from the pocket like she's Qeddie Betts and missed by a mile. Lucky the game was just about over as a contest at that point.

4 : 19.4 {lBP} - What a tackle.
4 : 19.42 {rFP} - Nobody's checking Allikat.
4 : 19.46 {rFP} - This for the opportunity of a lifetime.
4 : 19.5 {rFP} - Now which way will it bounce? Ohr its gone the wrong way.
West Coast Wonders : 18.10.118
Roys FFC : 21.13.139

Half Hat of the Week

The choices here were many but in the end it has to go to Cactus for thinking he could get one over the sublime Runk. At least he owned his mistake.



Cactus_ please accept this stylish foldaway half hat from the Roys management team.

Oh great. I’m gunna look like an Amish housewife in that thing.

Not that there is anything wrong with Amish Housewifes I should hasten to add ...

 

[Cactus_]

Just wondering ... is there a half-hat badge by any chance?

 

[Mooch]

Just wondering ... is there a half-hat badge by any chance?

There really should be. I'll write up a business case for Chief.

 

[JackNah_8]

Just wondering ... is there a half-hat badge by any chance?

what a great idea

You deserve two half hats

 

[Mobbs]

what a great idea

You deserve two half hats

But ... that's just a hat ...

 

[Mobbs]

This is like that time someone decided to release audiobooks with subtitles.

I thought, hang on, that's a book ...

 

[Cactus_]

what a great idea

You deserve two half hats

What ...? You’re implying that I’ve got two heads or something?

Might just look that way because you’re drunk.