Official Match Thread S18 Second Elimination Final: Coney Island Warriors vs Roys FFC at Van Cortlandt Park

[Cheetah]

Too soon.

Point Break.

 

[alex_is_on_fire]

That's Old Spice you arseclown.

Warriors aftershave

Like a BOSS


and this is what women think about the Roys smell.

 

[Stronzo]

ROYS OFFICIAL TEAM SHEET

B - Dicky Fitzwell / Roylion / northmelbournefc
HB - royboy2 / Mobbenfuhrer / Flat Chat
C - Freakie / Mooch / 3KZ is Football
HF - Cheetah / Chezzalenko Reborn / Slax
F - TheBrownDog / Fred / FitzroyRamone
R - Reardo / fitzroybulldog / @Volta
Int - Cannon82 / brettman135

Changes - Nil

Logger

#roytodream


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Why is the Roy's player frowning?

Is it because he's old and naked and shit at footy?

 

[fitzroybowiedog]

Why is the Roy's player frowning?

Is it because he's old and naked and shit at footy?

Its because we were expecting a bit more of a challenge.

 

[fitzroybowiedog]

Warriors aftershave

Like a BOSS


and this is what women think about the Roys smell.

They think about a picture of a women pinching her nose?
Not even sure what that smells like. the smell of freshly printed photographs maybe.

 

[alex_is_on_fire]

They think about a picture of a women pinching her nose?
Not even sure what that smells like. the smell of freshly printed photographs maybe.

FFS, you are not even trying now.

 

[fitzroybowiedog]

FFS, you are not even trying now.

To be fair, i wasn't really trying earlier.

 

[Mooch]

Point Break.

Greatest movie about surfing bank robbers starring Keanu and Patrick ever.

 

[Mobbs]

Here is my haiku.
Does this have to be seven?
I can't remember.

And now, Dolly.

 

[alex_is_on_fire]

Greatest movie about surfing bank robbers starring Keanu and Patrick ever.

No one leaves baby in the corner.

 

[Mobbs]

No one leaves baby in the corner.

Be nice, until it's time to not be nice.

 

[alex_is_on_fire]

Be nice, until it's time to not be nice.

Slowly start playing music from the movie ghost when they were on the clay wheel.

 

[Mooch]

So we're doing this are? I'm not gonna paddle to New Zealand.

 

[alex_is_on_fire]

So we're doing this are? I'm not gonna paddle to New Zealand.

Thats good to know - the guys from Alberton are in New Zealand having their way with the goats and sheeps.

 

[El Dubya]

Thats good to know - the guys from Alberton are in New Zealand having their way with the goats and sheeps.

Do they serve West End in NZ? How else do Swamprats get drunk?

 

[alex_is_on_fire]

Do they serve West End in NZ? How else do Swamprats get drunk?

Swallowing goat seaman.

 

[fitzroybowiedog]

Swallowing goat seaman.

here is a seaman and a goat seaman.

 

[alex_is_on_fire]

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here is a seaman and a goat seaman.

A romantic trip down the yarra?

Seduction 101

 

[El Dubya]

A romantic trip down the yarra?

Seduction 101

Fitzroyalty just have to do the alternative thing.

 

[Norm Landrover]

Something makes me sense that at least one Roy might be wagging their tail harder than a coffin nail . . . hence the lackluster retorts

 

[Reginald Perrin]

Greatest movie about surfing bank robbers starring Keanu and Patrick ever.

Also had some of the worst Aussie accents ever, and that was from the Australian actors. They obviously weren't Aussie enough for the American market.

 

[fitzroybowiedog]

Something makes me sense that at least one Roy might be wagging their tail harder than a coffin nail . . . hence the lackluster retorts

That Roy will turn up eventually.

 

[Mooch]

Also had some of the worst Aussie accents ever, and that was from the Australian actors. They obviously weren't Aussie enough for the American market.

That is also entirely true. Death on a stick mate.

 

[Sydney Bloods]

Greatest movie about surfing bank robbers starring Keanu and Patrick ever.

it's still shit though.

 

[fitzroybowiedog]