Official Match Thread S18 Second Elimination Final: Coney Island Warriors vs Roys FFC at Van Cortlandt Park

[fitzroybowiedog]

I don't like angry threads.....

 

[OrdinaryJoel]

I don't like angry threads.....

Me neither.

Could I bother you for a glass of chud shake? It helps gets me to sleep.

 

[Mooch]

Wrong word champ.

Innocence, not innocent.

What the **** are you on? I'd call you and idiot but you'd probably try and drink it.

 

[Klim]

I don't like angry threads.....

Were you shouting again last night in the lobby?

 

[Mooch]

I don't like angry threads.....

I'm not a fan either to be honest.

 

[alex_is_on_fire]

What the **** are you on? I'd call you and idiot but you'd probably try and drink it.

The goat took her innocence and then snorted cocaine off her arse. She was innocent because she was not guilty.

She was not innocent as she was guilty of being a dirty tree whore.

 

[Lord_Flashheart]

**** off back to the Bay. Absolute shit stain of society you and your type are.

Haha Meltyjim is having an aneurysm.

 

[Lord_Flashheart]

She was not innocent as she was guilty of being a dirty tree whore.

I never thought to use it as an insult before.

Hey DemonJim , you're a dirty whore tree.

 

[El Dubya]

I don't like angry threads.....

No one does, and if you removed Demon Jim this thread would be rather lovely.

 

[Mooch]

The goat took her innocence and then snorted cocaine off her arse. She was innocent because she was not guilty.

She was not innocent as she was guilty of being a dirty tree whore.

That proves nothing. My friend George once saw a goldfish eat a tri-cornered hat. He says he'll never forget it.

 

[alex_is_on_fire]

I never thought to use it as an insult before.

Hey DemonJim , you're a dirty whore tree.

LOL - that's gold.

 

[alex_is_on_fire]

That proves nothing. My friend George once saw a goldfish eat a tri-cornered hat. He says he'll never forget it.

That is your problem, we all know you have no friends.

 

[Mooch]

That is your problem, we all know you have no friends.

Well that shows how wrong you are. I just called my friend Angel and she wanted to be my friend. I couldn't stay on the call long because I ran out of credit really quickly but Angela is lovely. She says she has other friends who want to be my friends too. So there.

 

[zackah]

Lulz the bears are going get bent over this week. Warriors are ready to #comeoutandplay





Oh yeah. Roys. Right.

Sorry.

 

[alex_is_on_fire]

Well that shows how wrong you are. I just called my friend Angel and she wanted to be my friend. I couldn't stay on the call long because I ran out of credit really quickly but Angela is lovely. She says she has other friends who want to be my friends too. So there.

Wanted = past tense.

She isn't your friend anymore.

 

[Mooch]

Wanted = past tense.

She isn't your friend anymore.

Well of course not. Didn't you read my post? I ran out of credit on my phone. Come on, keep up.

 

[alex_is_on_fire]

Well of course not. Didn't you read my post? I ran out of credit on my phone. Come on, keep up.

Like I said.....no mates mooch.

 

[Mooch]

Like I said.....no mates mooch.

Did you say that? I didn't hear it. But then if a bear shits in the woods and there is nobody around, does the pope still stink?

 

[alex_is_on_fire]

Did you say that? I didn't hear it. But then if a bear shits in the woods and there is nobody around, does the pope still stink?

Yes because we can smell the Roys bullshit from miles away.

 

[Reardo]

Yes because we can smell the Roys bullshit from miles away.

That's Old Spice you arseclown.

 

[El Dubya]

That's Old Spice you arseclown.

You strike me as the Sex Panther type.

 

[Frankston Rover]

This thread just proves how good we are.

Humour combined with handing people their arses is exactly what this competition needed.

 

[El Dubya]

This thread just proves how good we are.

Humour combined with handing people their arses is exactly what this competition needed.

Season 18 Premiers the Warriors has a nice ring to it.

 

[Lord_Flashheart]

You strike me as the Sex Panther type.

I was wondering where the smell of Bigfoots dick was coming from.

 

[BigJoeD_]

That's Old Spice you arseclown.

Thought for sure you'd be a Brut 33 man, beacause your're cool!

*yes, I am old enough to remember the old 'I'm cool' ads