Official Match Thread S18 Second Elimination Final: Coney Island Warriors vs Roys FFC at Van Cortlandt Park

[Smoooothy]

The Roys are making me fall alseep.

I'm heading for the whore tree, that should keep me up.

Careful. It needed major cleaning after the Bears used it last

 

[Smoooothy]

I hold the bench press record at the ROYS FFC if that's that you mean. Reading your posts, I can tell you are a clean and jerk kind of guy.

If my wife was 400 pounds, I'd be good at bench pressing too

 

[Lord_Flashheart]

Relax everyone. 3KZ is Football has utilized his ever accurate mathematical formula and the result is a foregone conclusion. Roys FFC by 32 points.
It's simple really -

You forgot to carry the 2.

Do you even Maths?

 

[Mooch]

You forgot to carry the 2.

Do you even Maths?

The 2 being you and Alex_is_on_fire being carried by Mr Smooth and El_dubya?

There are very few doing most of the heavy lifting at the Warriors. We like to share the load here at the Roys. In fact we often take on extra help at this time of year. Otherwise the work just ruins Nap Wednesdays. And nobody wants to see that. Nobody.

 

[Mooch]

BTW Roys Showbags? Where the hell is mine???

 

[Lord_Flashheart]

We like to share the load here at the Roys.

Your games of soggy Sao don't impress me.

 

[eaglesfan99]

Last year my club won 4 finals in a row to claim the premiership, this year I am expecting my club to do the same.

 

[fitzroybowiedog]

Last year my club won 4 finals in a row to claim the premiership, this year I am expecting my club to do the same.

So you can move to a new club and climb the mountain again?

 

[fitzroybowiedog]

BTW Roys Showbags? Where the hell is mine???

I gave yours to @slax.or was it northmelbournefc.

 

[Lord_Flashheart]

So you can move to a new club and climb the mountain again?

Which one of your personalities has a fat mum? I just thought of a joke I can use.

 

[fitzroybowiedog]

Your games of soggy Sao don't impress me.

 

[fitzroybowiedog]

Which one of your personalities has a fat mum? I just thought of a joke I can use.

All of them. Except fitzroybulldog's.

 

[Lord_Flashheart]

I don't remember that particular verse.

 

[Mooch]

I gave yours to @slax.or was it northmelbournefc.

Slax ? Oh man. That guy never shares. I was looking for the Reardo superhero action figure. The one with the crazy action where he just belts anyone that gets in his way. It's so realistic. I heard it was banned in 17 states. And that was just in Australia.

No matter. At least tell me you saved me a daggy dog? I don't mind if it's cold, so long as it was dipped in a vat of ketchup and has no nutrients whatsoever.

 

[eaglesfan99]

So you can move to a new club and climb the mountain again?

I thought of it as a challenge taking the wonders (a formally sucessful club) to the finals (before getting suspended for bringing the game into disrepute) was easy, but taking a brand new club to the premiership while taking the oppositions best 3 defenders week in week out and still averaging around 2 goals a game will be remembered for ever.

 

[Mooch]

I thought of it as a challenge taking the wonders (a formally sucessful club) to the finals (before getting suspended for bringing the game into disrepute) was easy, but taking a brand new club to the premiership while taking the oppositions best 3 defenders week in week out and still averaging around 2 goals a game will be remembered for ever.

You took three defenders each week? Where? Strip club? Casino? Barefoot bowls? Makeout point? "The lake"?

 

[eaglesfan99]

You took three defenders each week? Where? Strip club? Casino? Barefoot bowls? Makeout point? "The lake"?

I took them to town.

 

[Mooch]

I took them to town.

That's so nice of you. I didn't realise you were such a friendly chap. Clearly the ruours about you are all wrong. But still I'm curious. There are lots of things going on in 'town' from the very seedy gutter base of society (Waitress whore tree) up to the very epitome in 21st century culture (Roys dinner and dance, otherwise known as the shake 'n' bake or 'call for an ambulance'), and everything in between. What exactly did you boys do in town? Some sort of jolly japes, I'd wager. What was it? Sneaking in to the cinema through the fire exit? Taking in a west end show and booing the stage? Pelting the colonel's quartets with rotten eggs? Come on TELL ME!!

 

[Tommycash]

Do you know what I hate about the Warriors? Everything.

Do you know what I hate about the Roys? The lack of 'als' in their name but that is about it cause they are top blokes unlike these other gooses.

Need I say more?

 

[fitzroybowiedog]

Do you know what I hate about the Warriors? Everything.

Do you know what I hate about the Roys? The lack of 'als' in their name but that is about it cause they are top blokes unlike these other gooses.

Need I say more?

You could. Particularly about that awesome Roys team and that gentleman fitzroybulldog

 

[Cheetah]

I like FR, he seems like a staunch lad, however never undersell the seasoned veterans, cause we'll be there when the whips are cracking.

Fitz & Mooch will have an inspired finals series.

 

[Stronzo]

**** all you old campaigners and that old clapped out donkey you rode in on.

And your dog and pet snake as well.

#comeouttoplay

 

[Reginald Perrin]

Holy crap. Reading Royspeak gives me an aneurysm.

Taylor Swift is hot. You haters gonna hate, hate, hate, but we're just gonna shake you off on Sunday.

For those Roys having trouble recognising a modern reference, Monday you'll have blood stains on your mind.

 

[Sydney Bloods]

Relax everyone. 3KZ is Football has utilized his ever accurate mathematical formula and the result is a foregone conclusion. Roys FFC by 32 points.
It's simple really -

not sure if tent or kite!

 

[Reardo]

Holy crap. Reading Royspeak gives me an aneurysm.

Taylor Swift is hot. You haters gonna hate, hate, hate, but we're just gonna shake you off on Sunday.

For those Roys having trouble recognising a modern reference, Monday you'll have blood stains on your mind.

I see blood stains every time I have a shit. Like all normal people I enjoy having a look at the creation I've managed to produce from my an00s, sometimes I find $2 coins amongst the mayhem, and more often than not there is blood involved. Blood doesn't bother me, neither does Taylor Swift (or TSwizzle as I like to refer to her as).