Official Match Thread S19 R9 Roys FFC vs East Side Hawks at Brunswick Junction Oval

[Mighty P]

#TremendousTrio in the house muthasuckers!

Loonerty, Mooch, and this sexy P will be destroying yet another midfield this week. We are the Gorillas, prepare to be revolutionised.

#GorillasoftheRoyvolution

 

[Mooch]

Your vernacular is far too gentlemanly to be playing good Qooty, m'lud.

The Hawks will rough up this pretty façade.

#winnersrhyme

You think I'm pretty

And kudos on the cedilla. Many wouldn't even go there. Of course I spit on the French but that's a whole other hilarious episode. With outtakes.

 

[royboy2]

#geauxfarkyaselves

 

[Mooch]

#geauxfarkyaselves

While not a prolific poster, royboy2 always gets straight to the heart of the matter

 

[Mr Eagle]

Mmmm...cedilla.

Hang on, that's not right...

 

[Citroin]

If you were being serious, you would have added 'again'. Ergo henceforth therefore I conclude you are not being serious. Ipso facto. Roys win. Case closed m'lud. QED.

Geese, we're playing a bogan's game. What are you doing here with your fancy language?

 

[Mr Eagle]

Geese, we're playing a bogan's game. What are you doing here with your fancy language?

Some of us are blessed with a natural propensity towards proper exploitation of the gamut of expressionist possibilities enabled by the present-day diversity of phraseology encompassed within the English language.

Fortunately, I have also learned to stop it.

 

[Citroin]

Some of us are blessed with a natural propensity towards proper exploitation of the gamut of expressionist possibilities enabled by the present-day diversity of phraseology encompassed within the English language.

Fortunately, I have also learned to stop it.

Can you please speak English?

 

[Mooch]

Geese, we're playing a bogan's game. What are you doing here with your fancy language?

Jackenny stated it.

 

[Citroin]

Jackenny stated it.

I still can't get ya! Why don't yus say somefin like dis.

Jakoiny made dis happon!

 

[Mr Eagle]

Can you please speak English?

Nahhh.

 

[Citroin]

Nahhh.

U wot m8?

 

[Mr Eagle]

U wot m8?

'No'

 

[Itsmyshow]

#geauxfarkyaselves

That's a bit rough, and to think, I spent all that time moulding you..

#donthehash
#geauxhawks

 

[jackenny]

That's a bit rough, and to think, I spent all that time moulding you..

#donthehash
#geauxhawks

*representation of 'royboy2' moulded to be weak as water

 

[Citroin]

*representation of 'royboy2' moulded to be weak as water

Or as weak as piss!

 

[Tarkyn_24]

FB is Full Back or Facebook.
fb is fitzroybulldog.

I know what you mean the Roys will lose to the Hawks, just doesn't sound right.

Doesnt sound right to me either. Didnt we send you back to the ammos years ago?

 

[RU_]

So you might beat me in the lower league known as AFL . Not gonna happen this time around in the more important league!! Tarkyn_24

 

[Citroin]

So you might beat me in the lower league known as AFL . Not gonna happen this time around in the more important league!! Tarkyn_24

Hey! You're faniliar with things at Waverly Park aren't you? Brisbane Lions lost me a tipping comp! Damn, Dayne Beams and Allen Christensen!

 

[RU_]

Hey! You're faniliar with things at Waverly Park aren't you? Brisbane Lions lost me a tipping comp! Damn, Dayne Beams and Allen Christensen!

Yep, change rooms down the hall to the left, indoor swimming pool on the right.

 

[fitzroybowiedog]

Yep, change rooms down the hall to the left, indoor swimming pool on the right.

Don't forget to tell him about the fancy left handed screw driver the caretaker has, he should rant go ask about it. Right.

 

[Mobbs]

Ah... The Roys... The masters of forgetting what happened last week, it's a true talent, especially when you suck.

I must admit I forgot East Side were still in the league.

 

[Mobbs]

Avoiding the question which I assume means yes.
#goodonevolta
#quitefranklymydearidontgiveahash

What the ... how did you know what movie I watched last night?

#asgodismywitnesswewillneverfinishnotfirstagain

 

[Mr Eagle]

I must admit I forgot East Side were still in the league.

That's dementia for you.

 

[Itsmyshow]

I must admit I forgot East Side were still in the league.

Well that's inaccurate, you still look at all of the Sweet FA sides as the apple of your eye, no matter how misguided.

You are no doubt revered though, strange response honestly, especially as your actual Qooty skills are deplorable.