Official Match Thread S22 Round 7: Roys FFC v Sin City Swamprats @ Brunswick Junction Oval 'Fatty Lumpkin Memorial Match'

[A Bit High]

Not only no hip joint...double-jointed knees!

What Anthony Morabito wouldn't give for them...

#flexibilityfriday

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Pffft!!!

 

[A Bit High]

Looking forward to this week.

Your 1 day of posting suggests otherwise

 

[SM]

Your 1 day of posting suggests otherwise

I posted for more than one day.

 

[Far Kern]

Your 1 day of posting suggests otherwise

We need akkaps.

akkaps could you please explain again to SM your entirely reasonable modkill policy? I think he's missing you and would be more likely to understand this time.

 

[Far Kern]

Oops, he may have seen me.

 

[A Bit High]

I posted for more than one day.

Sorry I thought you meant in this match thread not in general, carry on.

 

[fitzroybowiedog]

Is it someone's birthday.?

 

[SM]

Sorry I thought you meant in this match thread not in general, carry on.

Today was not the first day I posted in this thread.

 

[Far Kern]

Today was not the first day I posted in this thread.

But he is on to something though. You're here much more often when akkaps is around.

 

[A Bit High]

Today was not the first day I posted in this thread.

I think you missed my point.

Up until I had tagged you in here today the only day you posted was Tuesday hence my original comment to your Tuesday post about looking forward to the week.

Again carry on enjoying this week.

 

[SM]

I think you missed my point.

Up until I had tagged you in here today the only day you posted was Tuesday hence my original comment to your Tuesday post about looking forward to the week.

Again carry on enjoying this week.

Your point is now moot.

 

[A Bit High]

Your point is now moot.

Now yes.

At the time no.

 

[A Bit High]

Hope you enjoyed your week.

 

[SM]

Hope you enjoyed your week.

I did thanks.

 

[A Bit High]

I did thanks.

So did we

 

[Far Kern]

I still think he's missing akkaps but just doesn't want to admit it...

 

[Ant Bear]

Is it someone's birthday.?

Adam Sandler. Rachel Hunter. Hugh Grant. Michael Buble. Colonel Sanders....brb

 

[KohPhi]

Pffft!!!

 

[A Bit High]

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FAKE!

 

[Mooch]

We need to be careful to coordinate our efforts here for best effect though. _Cayz_ was the one who first posted the idea, if he wants to have a go at slipping a single team sheet into their thread unnoticed he should have first dibs.

I'm fine with that. Just keep me in the loop. I love a good scheme.

Par example - and I make no apologies for retelling this story if you've heard it before:
On my mate's stag do in Amsterdam, after a day on the booze and smokes, we end up in this bar that is reasonably lively. The pool table is tucked away against a wall and has a protective board over it. My mate (the stag) goes to get the round in and says to the bar wench, "10 Heinekens, and is it OK if I dance on your pool table?". To his, and everyone else's amazement, she responds with "sure, what music do you want on?". And so it begins. At one point, he decides he is going to do a strip, which gets the attention of a group of ladies nearby. And so in a spiral of mutual drunken encouragement, he does a full monty on a pool table, in a bar in Amsterdam.

So fast forward a month or so to the wedding day. Me and one of the guys get a few quid together and go and have a word with the DJ. When the beautiful bride and groom step out for their first dance. No doubt rehearsed endlessly. Instead of some romantic love balland, we get the opening bars of DER NER NER NER NER, NER NER NER NER NEEEEER (from the Full Monty soundtrack - you know the one). The room goes silent, confused. The bride takes a step back and glares at the groom. The groom sets his laser sights on the buffoons in the corner who are pissing themselves and ROFLing at this point. Happy, happy days.

 

[Ant Bear]

I'm fine with that. Just keep me in the loop. I love a good scheme.

Par example - and I make no apologies for retelling this story if you've heard it before:
On my mate's stag do in Amsterdam, after a day on the booze and smokes, we end up in this bar that is reasonably lively. The pool table is tucked away against a wall and has a protective board over it. My mate (the stag) goes to get the round in and says to the bar wench, "10 Heinekens, and is it OK if I dance on your pool table?". To his, and everyone else's amazement, she responds with "sure, what music do you want on?". And so it begins. At one point, he decides he is going to do a strip, which gets the attention of a group of ladies nearby. And so in a spiral of mutual drunken encouragement, he does a full monty on a pool table, in a bar in Amsterdam.

So fast forward a month or so to the wedding day. Me and one of the guys get a few quid together and go and have a word with the DJ. When the beautiful bride and groom step out for their first dance. No doubt rehearsed endlessly. Instead of some romantic love balland, we get the opening bars of DER NER NER NER NER, NER NER NER NER NEEEEER (from the Full Monty soundtrack - you know the one). The room goes silent, confused. The bride takes a step back and glares at the groom. The groom sets his laser sights on the buffoons in the corner who are pissing themselves and ROFLing at this point. Happy, happy days.

Tl;dr
Someone got naked?

 

[Mooch]

i ******* hate paypal. apparently i bought a plane ticket in spain a couple days ago and used it to fly to holland. I file a dispute and it comes back in favour of airline and my balance is in the negative, Call them up and get told i authorised the ticket from my computer. Too much pr0n

When I got back from the US this year, I got a call from the bank saying "So did you buy auto parts in Kentucky and donate to some freaky religious order in Georgia yesterday?". Erm .... No!

Lewd and suggestive right there but needed some more flexibility

Ummm.......holy farking sheet

#giffriday

That is not ****ing human!

 

[Mooch]

Tl;dr
Someone got naked?

Yes. But er ... yeah.

 

[Far Kern]

Tl;dr
Someone got naked?

Not the bride and groom though.

 

[miggs]

Good to see sam mitchell getting sniped behind play. Just made my day