Official Match Thread S22 Round 9 - Baghdad Bombers v Fighting Furies @ Abdu Prison

[Michaels]

lets hope i last longer than 59 seconds this week on the half forward line.

 

[KohPhi]

lets hope i last longer than 59 seconds this week on the half forward line.

My wife says something similar

 

[tgrs]

My wife says something similar

Your wife says I don't even break half a minute. But she also said she's never seen fingers so nimble.

 

[Rodney Dangerfield]

I've never lost a race to my wife.

 

[KohPhi]

Your wife says I don't even break half a minute. But she also said she's never seen fingers so nimble.

Hmmmm... she has been a bit more sprightly lately.. look at her.. absolutely glowing.

 

[KohPhi]

I've never lost a race to my wife.

Me either..

 

[Rodney Dangerfield]

Me either..

I get terribly embarrassed for blokes who carry on about getting their missus off first.
They are basically admitting they are losers.

 

[KohPhi]

I get terribly embarrassed for blokes who carry on about getting their missus off first.
They are basically admitting they are losers.

Wait a sec.... what do you mean "women get off"???

What is this sorcery you speak of?

 

[tgrs]

Hmmmm... she has been a bit more sprightly lately.. look at her.. absolutely glowing.
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The holiday in the Bahamas must have done her tan a world of good.

 

[KohPhi]

The holiday in the Bahamas must have done her tan a world of good.

Now I know you're lying. She hasn't been on holiday and knows she won't go on one until she finishes secondary school. Infidel.

 

[beez]

Pay or pray?

That doesn't make sense, because the Quran forbids eating pork, while also permitting cannibalism.

The god I pray to prevents losing to the Furies while also permitting cute tiger gifs representative of the Furies' free-falling season.

 

[Rodney Dangerfield]

Wait a sec.... what do you mean "women get off"???

What is this sorcery you speak of?

I've heard people say it. No bullshit.

 

[akkaps]

The god I pray to prevents losing to the Furies while also permitting cute tiger gifs representative of the Furies' free-falling season.

^ I don't think you can smoke when praying

 

[KohPhi]

I've heard people say it. No bullshit.

Some people live in fantasy land.. lucky we have real stuff like qooty to keep us grounded..

 

[saintkildaman]

I get terribly embarrassed for blokes who carry on about getting their missus off first.
They are basically admitting they are losers.

If you're not first, you're last.

 

[Gentlemen]

I get terribly embarrassed for blokes who carry on about getting their missus off first.
They are basically admitting they are losers.

You know what they say, nice guys finish last.

 

[sausageroll]

Now I know you're lying. She hasn't been on holiday and knows she won't go on one until she finishes secondary school. Infidel.

Wow! Has it been that long?
She's grown up a lot since she was married to me

 

[tgrs]

You know what they say, nice guys finish last.

the nicest guys miss the race

 

[_Cayz_]

NaturalDisaster this is our weekly match thread. You will be making your debut this week.

Come banter with these campaigners.

 

[Hoooops]

NaturalDisaster this is our weekly match thread. You will be making your debut this week.

Come banter with these campaigners.

Read the first page, you utterly incompetent captain. He's already ****ing here.

 

[Rodney Dangerfield]

Read the first page, you utterly incompetent captain. He's already ******* here.

To be fair most people have skipped the first few pages with your shit on there.

 

[NaturalDisaster]

Read the first page, you utterly incompetent captain. He's already ******* here.

Shh you muppet

 

[Rodney Dangerfield]

There's a man on the main board who wants to put a roof on the M.C.G.
Love Bigfooty.

 

[Hoooops]

Shh you muppet

Has dennis crumpet done a Kermit is Love, Kermit is Life on me?

I'm all muppet now.

 

[tgrs]

Has dennis crumpet done a Kermit is Love, Kermit is Life on me?

I'm all muppet now.

don't kid yourself mate you were all muppet always