Official Match Thread S28 Second Qualifying Final - Fighting Furies v Mount Buller Demons @ rfctigerarmy's Hippodrome

[Carson Dial]

For me, the early interest in this match is in team selection at the Furballs.

Will the Crackhead Ned drop himself and beg TJASTA to line up for the Furballs to ensure they make the Prelims?

Some are arguing this is a certainty.

I disagree. There is a grotesque inverse relationship between Crackhead's ego and his ability.

Key to resolving this conundrum is the mercurial player and power broker Tigerturbulance

How will Turbo respond?

Don't hold your breath.

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

Don't hold your breath.

People in my car are begging me to. Had a confit garlic and tomato sandwich

 

[Carson Dial]

People in my car are begging me to. Had a confit garlic and tomato sandwich

Don't open the windows. Think of the planet.

 

[Ned_Flanders]

For me, the early interest in this match is in team selection at the Furballs.

Will the Crackhead Ned drop himself and beg TJASTA to line up for the Furballs to ensure they make the Prelims?

Some are arguing this is a certainty.

I disagree. There is a grotesque inverse relationship between Crackhead's ego and his ability.

Key to resolving this conundrum is the mercurial player and power broker Tigerturbulance

How will Turbo respond?

Yawn

 

[Ned_Flanders]

The Half Back spotted at training this week after smashing out 63 sausage rolls, one for each goal he has booted this season.

You been on the Groc diet?!?!?

 

[Callums_Guns]

Cricket on today wooooo

Don't worry about cricket

Watch the net go in meltdown mode

 

[cooney]

Don't worry about cricket

Watch the net go in meltdown mode

Love it!

 

[TJASTA]

cricket can suck my left nut

 

[Wacky Tiger]

Don't hold your breath.

Or maybe he could

 

[Wacky Tiger]

cricket can suck my left nut

Well ive been very pro TJASTA up until now.

Delist this fool Ned_Flanders

 

[Ned_Flanders]

Well ive been very pro TJASTA up until now.

Delist this fool Ned_Flanders

Nah, that's what he wants.

 

[TJASTA]

HELP ME PLEASE!

 

[Wacky Tiger]

Nah, that's what he wants.

Well **** whats the worst thing we can do to him whilst hes still on the list?

Do that

 

[Ned_Flanders]

Well fu** whats the worst thing we can do to him whilst hes still on the list?

Do that

He's on the bench. Also if we win the flag he gets to be in the team but see my name as the victorious captain.

I reckon that's pretty damn shitty

 

[Wacky Tiger]

Actually keep him on the list then not name him when we make the grand final.

Lets see if the powers that be threaten to penalise us again

 

[cooney]

cricket can suck my left nut

U want sum

 

[Carson Dial]

HELP ME PLEASE!

 

[sausageroll]

There goes the family xmas party

So there are some positives to it then

 

[sausageroll]

He's on the bench. Also if we win the flag he gets to be in the team but see my name as the victorious captain.

I reckon that's pretty damn shitty

So, even you're not happy with you being captain?

 

[TJASTA]

Ned_Flanders is like Haro, only not funny.

 

[Wacky Tiger]

Ned_Flanders is like Haro, only not funny.

 

[Ned_Flanders]

Ned_Flanders is like Haro, only not funny.

Was he also a flag winning goon drinking flog punching machine?

 

[TJASTA]

Was he also a flag winning goon drinking flog punching machine?

Well he did win flags and was a flog....

 

[JackBero]

HELP ME PLEASE!

 

[JackBero]

Ned_Flanders is like Haro, only not funny.

at least he doesn’t abandon his team crying all the way back to tittybong #TeamNed_Flanders