Media S29 Rising Stars

[TJASTA]

Okay, whilst you plebs have been busy bickering - I've collated some SERIAL STATS to see who the contenders are for the unannounced Round 10 and Round 12 Rookie Nominations. Quantitative data seems to be the theme of this season for the noms, so put your mind at ease with this:

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The only two rooks with a chance in Round 10 are tgrs and Lemon Boi. GWS Goose may have the match thread posts on the board here, but 18 disposals + not much else isn't enough. My money is on Lemon Boi having this nomination, since he has been inactive lately, which could explain the lack of an announcement whilst Riviat waits for a response.

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All you rookies are terrible at qooty, and none of you deserve a nomination this round. Bastyy with 3 goals is okay, but I'd give it to Chipmunk for 12 disposals, 2 goals and 37 match thread posts.

WGS is not a rookie *******

 

[TedDougChris]

WGS is not a rookie *******

This sort of reaction is a negative force in the league.....

 

[TJASTA]

This sort of reaction is a negative force in the league.....

suck it up buttercup and stop being a little bitch

 

[TedDougChris]

suck it up buttercup and stop being a little bitch

Make me princess !!

 

[Riviat]

This is a debacle.

I know that the committee is taking the p1$$ now.

2 mediocre games and they give this Johnny come lately a nom.

How does the committee.sleep at night!

Thoughts Chipmunk? Your current Qooty credentials for a nomination are being questioned by someone who is obviously jealous.

I've been sleeping extremely well, thanks for asking though I am a bit upset that TedDougChris has let slip what kind of bed I own. WHOEVER QUESTIONS MY BED, FIGHT ME NOW BISHES!

 

[Tonga Bob]

Thoughts Chipmunk? Your current Qooty credentials for a nomination are being questioned by someone who is obviously jealous.

I've been sleeping extremely well, thanks for asking though I am a bit upset that TedDougChris has let slip what kind of bed I own. WHOEVER QUESTIONS MY BED, FIGHT ME NOW BISHES!

 

[Chipmunk]

Thoughts Chipmunk? Your current Qooty credentials for a nomination are being questioned by someone who is obviously jealous.

I've been sleeping extremely well, thanks for asking though I am a bit upset that TedDougChris has let slip what kind of bed I own. WHOEVER QUESTIONS MY BED, FIGHT ME NOW BISHES!

I mean...I had all these Bradbury GIFs ready but when I looked at the stats I realised I didn’t need them.

In Round 12 in isolation, I was the most influential non-nominated rookie for their team, which is what this is. From HF. The Goose wasn’t even the most influential rookie for his team. As others have noted, it was a no-brainer.

Yes, I benefited from rookies in prime positions having an off day. Agent93 moved me to HF to freshen things up and it paid off.

 

[BlueE]

This is a debacle.

I know that the committee is taking the p1$$ now.

2 mediocre games and they give this Johnny come lately a nom.

How does the committee.sleep at night!

You have to watch your back Goosey. Three other Gumbies in front of you this week.

I'm sure I got a mention because I had zero frees for and 4 against. One of those was the most spectacular frees against a Rooky has seen!

Running towards goal and taking a bounce I tripped the opposition with my hand and gave away a free.

I'm sure the experienced players do it all the time, but thanks for the mention this week committee, and you suck Goose!

 

[Chipmunk]

You have to watch your back Goosey. Three other Gumbies in front of you this week.

I'm sure I got a mention because I had zero frees for and 4 against. One of those was the most spectacular frees against a Rooky has seen!

Running towards goal and taking a bounce I tripped the opposition with my hand and gave away a free.

I'm sure the experienced players do it all the time, but thanks for the mention this week committee, and you suck Goose!

Good luck for Round 13 BlueE !

 

[BlueE]

Good luck for Round 13 BlueE !

Since I only figured out this was a thing and was probably my first mention I might have to get serious.

GWS Goose better watch his back ... just sayin!

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

Since I only figured out this was a thing and was probably my first mention I might have to get serious.

GWS Goose better watch his back ... just sayin!

Good Luck BlueE. Terrific to see your Club has finally found a promising Qooty player.

 

[Chipmunk]

Good Luck BlueE. Terrific to see your Club has finally found a promising Qooty player.

Maybe I should make the Chipmunk poll which rookie do we think will win, rather than will it be Goose or not.

 

[Chipmunk]

Next, on Chipmunk

We discover a conspiracy in the Rising Star noms. That too many quality rookies who don’t have a media thread have been ignored!

So we are doing a vote and including anyone who posted in R12. Who do you think will win this week?

Results published Friday afternoon.

[Erratum: if you want to vote for sausageroll (DEM), please vote tgrs]

 

[TJASTA]

Next, on Chipmunk

We discover a conspiracy in the Rising Star noms. That too many quality rookies who don’t have a media thread have been ignored!

So we are doing a vote and including anyone who posted in R12. Who do you think will win this week?

Results published Friday afternoon.

Hello Chipmunk,

tgrs is not a rookie. In face, he has won the EKA before.

Much love,
-TJASTA.

 

[Chipmunk]

Hello Chipmunk,

tgrs is not a rookie. In face, he has won the EKA before.

Much love,
-TJASTA.

Thank you for the correction. I shall ignore tgrs in the results.

 

[serial_thrilla]

Hello Chipmunk,

tgrs is not a rookie. In face, he has won the EKA before.

Much love,
-TJASTA.

Looks like tgrs gets a shot at the elusive EKA double:

 

[Chipmunk]

Thank you for the correction. I shall ignore tgrs in the results.

I have been informed that sausageroll is an omission. I am taking all votes for tgrs as a vote for sausageroll.

 

[serial_thrilla]

Dear TJASTA

I am sincerely upset to see that you're being so negative. The act of pressing the "dislike" reaction button is the most negative thing you can do on SFA, as it adds nothing of value.

I do believe that you can be a positive force if you put your mind to it. I have faith in you. Serenity now.

Regards,
serial_thrilla.

 

[sausageroll]

I have been informed that sausageroll is an omission. I am taking all votes for tgrs as a vote for sausageroll.

I'd like to vote for tgrs please. That guy is a deadset gun!

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

Looks like tgrs gets a shot at the elusive EKA double:
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Pssst... do a quick Ninja edit and move TalkingFootyNow to the Gumbies where he is listed and plays.

 

[tgrs]

the accusations that i am not a rookie from people who have frankly been in the league less time than my left toe is pretty disheartening tbh

 

[serial_thrilla]

Pssst... do a quick Ninja edit and move TalkingFootyNow to the Gumbies where he is listed and plays.

That was ABE's post, not mine. Probably why he "disappeared"...

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

That was ABE's post, not mine. Probably why he "disappeared"...

I see. I expect Barrybran would not have been amused. His bloodthirsty violent Gumbies prolly took revenge on the poor Bear.

 

[Barrybran]

I see. I expect Barrybran would not have been amused. His bloodthirsty violent Gumbies prolly took revenge on the poor Bear.

I love Bears

 

[Metalcrusher]

I love Bears

Wait wut?