Event S30 Rookie “Torch of the Year” Award [Rising Star]

[guero]

That’s it I’m lining you up this weekend.
Time to put you back in your place rook

Ahem. I'll just leave this here. And before you ask, it cost me nothing - I just had to convince my bruv Dr Smartypants to take a certain committee member for a drive in his Stag.

"Definitely guero. I thought he was terrific. In fact, he was probably best overall in the thread for me."

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

This should terrify you guero

 

[Muddiemoose]

Ahem. I'll just leave this here. And before you ask, it cost me nothing - I just had to convince my bruv Dr Smartypants to take a certain committee member for a drive in his Stag.

"Definitely guero. I thought he was terrific. In fact, he was probably best overall in the thread for me."

Was probably written by one of your warewolf bum chums as well

 

[guero]

Was probably written by one of your warewolf bum chums as well

 

[Muddiemoose]

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At least you actually posted a moose and I don’t need to educate you like half the other dumb campaigners in here posting deers

wait a sec.
Papa is that you?

 

[Chipmunk]

I agree.
The rampant mooseism in the selection committee can’t go on

Chipmunk has stated as much on multiple occasions and Barrybran has joined him in his distain for me every since I called him a pea heart glory hunter


#MooseLivesMatter

There is no conflict of interest between me publishing the ChippyBet odds and any role I may play in the Rising Star.

Though I did discover who you modelled your persona on:

 

[Muddiemoose]

There is no conflict of interest between me publishing the ChippyBet odds and any role I may play in the Rising Star.

Though I did discover who you modelled your persona on:

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Persona?

 

[Chipmunk]

—

The site does all the hard work:
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I think Test Tickle disagrees with the issues he’s been having with the site.

 

[guero]

Persona?

It's Spanish for person. Chipmunk is just being a show pony with his linguistic ability. Cunning. He is a rodent after all.

 

[Chipmunk]

It's Spanish for person. Chipmunk is just being a show pony with his linguistic ability. Cunning. He is a rodent after all.

The ladies prefer my high pitched squeaks in Spanish that’s for sure.

 

[tony]

guero and Muddiemoose there is no need to fight about who gets the nomination this week, I know for a fact that this committee is crooked and that this award is rigged.

 

[GWS Goose]

guero and Muddiemoose there is no need to fight about who gets the nomination this week, I know for a fact that this committee is crooked and that this award is rigged.

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this is true.
I've been very open about this, my vote for any given award is for sale.
The whole reason we broke it into 2 categories and created an all rookie team is purely revenue raising. More awards, more cash for the committee.

 

[tony]

this is true.
I've been very open about this, my vote for any given award is for sale.
The whole reason we broke it into 2 categories and created an all rookie team is purely revenue raising. More awards, more cash for the committee.

I know, its costing me a fortune to bribe guero, Muddiemoose and myself into each of these teams and awards.

 

[Muddiemoose]

I know, its costing me a fortune to bribe guero, Muddiemoose and myself into each of these teams and awards.

Well obviously still a little light with my payments...

Your disloyalties have been noted

 

[tony]

Well obviously still a little light with my payments...

Your disloyalties have been noted

Don't worry your nomination will come, they will nominate us 1 at a time, they can't make it too obvious its rigged.

 

[GremioPower]

The ladies prefer my high pitched squeaks in Spanish that’s for sure.

Your chirriados, then.

Although persona is, indeed, Spanish for person, the term persona as it is used here in the SFA has its meaning derived straight from Latin. It’s the name given to the mask actors wore in theatrical plays. It is closer, in English, to “character.”

P.S.: I love the subject. In my LL.M. thesis, I even wrote a bit about it. Anyone also interested, just PM me.

 

[GremioPower]

this is true.
I've been very open about this, my vote for any given award is for sale.
The whole reason we broke it into 2 categories and created an all rookie team is purely revenue raising. More awards, more cash for the committee.

tony, I need your services. There has been an issue I would like you to handle for me. PM me, please.

When does goose-hunting season begin?

 

[GWS Goose]

tony, I need your services. There has been an issue I would like you to handle for me. PM me, please.

When does goose-hunting season begin?

Oh was I supposed to keep this in house.

I thought the illusion of fairness was over rated.

Sorry guys, this award is totally above board and by no means open to bribery

 

[GremioPower]

Oh was I supposed to keep this in house.

I thought the illusion of fairness was over rated.

Sorry guys, this award is totally above board and by no means open to bribery

We obviously should have kept this in-house! Now, it seems that a public explanation has become necessary.

The illusion of fairness is the ground of any competition. It cannot be overrated. Bribery is unacceptable. Period.

Having said that, we, the Committee, cannot be deadlocked. We must always deliver a decision. If the Committee finds itself in a deadlock, we are in serious trouble. It would be a case of special circumstance. We need to solve the problem at all costs. Thus, as I have stated clearly, in such a case, and only in such a case, we would be open for alternative means of persuasion.

It's not a difficult concept, is it? People are so exaggerated these days. Virtue is found in the just mean between two vices, as the philosopher Aristotle teaches.

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

Landfill has been activated stand clear

 

[guero]

The illusion of fairness is the ground of any competition. It cannot be overrated. Bribery is unacceptable. Period. We obviously should have kept this in-house! Now, it seems that a public explanation has become necessary.

We, the Committee, cannot be deadlocked. We must always deliver a decision. If the Committee finds itself in a deadlock, we are in serious trouble. It would be a case of special circumstance. We need to solve the problem at all costs. Thus, as I have stated clearly, in such a case, and only in such a case, we would be open for alternative means of persuasion.

It's not a difficult concept, is it? People are so exaggerated these days. Virtue is found in the just mean between two vices, as the philosopher Aristotle teaches.

When do I get my ****ing trophy, campaigner?

 

[GremioPower]

When do I get my ******* trophy, campaigner?

There are four candidates this week. You are one.

The Committee is working on this at the moment. The Torch will be announced before the next round.

 

[GWS Goose]

When do I get my ******* trophy, campaigner?

When the cheque clears

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

Do you want a medal or a chest to pin it to. Thread call for campaigners to act like lyrebirds.

 

[Tonga Bob]

Your chirriados, then.

Although persona is, indeed, Spanish for person, the term persona as it is used here in the SFA has its meaning derived straight from Latin. It’s the name given to the mask actors wore in theatrical plays. It is closer, in English, to “character.”

P.S.: I love the subject. In my LL.M. dissertation, I even wrote a bit about it. Anyone also interested, just PM me.

NERRRRRRRRRRDDDDDDD!!!!