Event S30 Rookie “Torch of the Year” Award [Rising Star]

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Hopefully the Mooseiah isn't backstabbed kneecapped by tony Escariot.
As a good catholic boy and lover of Disney films tony knows that if he pulls a Judas on me he will cop sweet justice...
By getting eaten by a giant whale
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or am I getting my biblical stories mixed up again
 
As a good catholic boy and lover of Disney films tony knows that if he pulls a Judas on me he will cop sweet justice...
By getting eaten by a giant whale
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or am I getting my biblical stories mixed up again
I can't remember the name of this story but I can remember it from Sunday school, it scared the daylights out of me. Don't worry mate, there won't be any backstabbing from me.
 
I can't remember the name of this story but I can remember it from Sunday school, it scared the daylights out of me. Don't worry mate, there won't be any backstabbing from me.
Hmmm that’s exactly what a back stabber would say...
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I can't remember the name of this story but I can remember it from Sunday school, it scared the daylights out of me. Don't worry mate, there won't be any backstabbing from me.
Just cos it's in the Bible don't mean it's true.

 
Just cos it's in the Bible don't mean it's true.


I was a young and naive little boy back in Sunday school, now I just believe in Santa and talking moose.
 
What are you insinuating?
That the bible isn’t in fact, fact?
Ironically the song is probably closer to the truth. Cab said it so beautifully.
I was a young and naive little boy back in Sunday school, now I just believe in Santa and talking moose.
.... and the bunny, surely?

 
Ironically the song is probably closer to the truth. Cab said it so beautifully.

.... and the bunny, surely?


I did, he made a great rabbit stew.
 
Ironically the song is probably closer to the truth. Cab said it so beautifully.

.... and the bunny, surely?


One of the great adds.
Some of the old adds were awesome, they even convinced people to drink rubbish like VB.
This one made me drink Carlton Draft for a few years.

This little ripper created it's own catch phrase
 
One of the great adds.
Some of the old adds were awesome, they even convinced people to drink rubbish like VB.
This one made me drink Carlton Draft for a few years.

This little ripper created it's own catch phrase


 

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Well do you think that Jonah really lied in a whale?
Well it would of needed to be a whale no other fish is big enough
 
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That commercial led to an entire generation of young men harassing bar staff & an entire generation of young men having to drink mediocre quality Bourbon & Coke.
 
That commercial led to an entire generation of young men harassing bar staff & an entire generation of young men having to drink mediocre quality Bourbon & Coke.
I was definitely part of that generation
**** it was terrible stuff
So sweet
 
I was definitely part of that generation
fu** it was terrible stuff
So sweet

So was I--- sickly sweet alco-pops were all the rage for a while there.

Rudd's alcho-pop tax in '08 saved my waist line from becoming a DFF.
 
That commercial led to an entire generation of young men harassing bar staff & an entire generation of young men having to drink mediocre quality Bourbon & Coke.
plus side a heap of big chested girls wearing 5 cougars please shirts.
 
So was I--- sickly sweet alco-pops were all the rage for a while there.

Rudd's alcho-pop tax in '08 saved my waist line from becoming a DFF.
one night at a pub, a very not trendy pub, the type where it is blokes drinking beer only, they had cruisers (or breezers) for $2 each as they were about to run out and had 4 cases of them.
One bloke bought $20 worth, kinda as a gag. 2 hours later 10 of us had drunk them dry. They were delicious.
Never had one before or after. Probably should.
 
one night at a pub, a very not trendy pub, the type where it is blokes drinking beer only, they had cruisers (or breezers) for $2 each as they were about to run out and had 4 cases of them.
One bloke bought $20 worth, kinda as a gag. 2 hours later 10 of us had drunk them dry. They were delicious.
Never had one before or after. Probably should.

I remember (more than a few) nights similar to that in my younger days.

Some of those drinks were deceptively strong too. The Smirnoff Double Black cans were 2.1 standard drinks. I remember buying a 10-pack at Dan's for an afternoon pre-drinks over summer and my night was over before anywhere on Brunswick St would even let me in.
 
So was I--- sickly sweet alco-pops were all the rage for a while there.

Rudd's alcho-pop tax in '08 saved my waist line from becoming a DFF.
one night at a pub, a very not trendy pub, the type where it is blokes drinking beer only, they had cruisers (or breezers) for $2 each as they were about to run out and had 4 cases of them.
One bloke bought $20 worth, kinda as a gag. 2 hours later 10 of us had drunk them dry. They were delicious.
Never had one before or after. Probably should.
We used to go for the slabs of Woodstock that had the extra 15% or whatever it was combined with a slab of pulse it was basically vodka and red bull we would beer bong about 4 of those each than just finish on the woodstock **** knows how I didn’t have a heart attack
 

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