Official Match Thread S30 Round 6 - Gumbies FFC vs Fighting Furies at The House Of Gumby

[Senor M]

Not all Gumbies can read to be honest. Why we struggle to follow basic game plan instructions.

Are you telling me that your game plan ISN'T to give away free kicks all day?

 

[omgfridge]

Are you telling me that your game plan ISN'T to give away free kicks all day?

And get on the bench as often as possible. Also to be a campaigner.

 

[Tigerturbulance]

I always assumed that TJASTA 's name was an acronym.

and you assumed correctly

TJASTA stands for: Tittybong Jobless And Scatterbrained Theatrical Association

 

[Riviat]

lucky you guys recruited Riviat
he can teach you all how to be wayneo meatshield

I didn't realise you subscribed to the book of GUH TJ

 

[TJASTA]

I didn't realise you subscribed to the book of GUH TJ

i subscribe to heaps of things

 

[Tigerturbulance]

lucky you guys recruited Riviat
he can teach you all how to be wayneo meatshield

TJASTA, I always thought Riviat made a better hat than a meat sheild

 

[Riviat]

Dear beez,

Congratulations on joining the Bastyy Fan Club. You are officially member #099 to the Fan Club.

Please find attached your official membership card.

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When you show this membership card at the following venues you will get amazing discounts.

• 6.9% Off at KFC (Tittybong store ONLY)
• 11% of Lap dances at Kittens on weekdays (only before 5pm)
• 7.5% all beers at the Hippodrome clubroom bar

The other merchandise associated with your membership will be sent to you in the coming days. Expect a phone call from me, Club Treasurer The Half Back or Bastyy himself to arrange a time for you to get your signed photograph with the great man, as well as share a meal with him before the game.

Once again -- Congratulations for joining the best player fan club in the whole SFA.

Regards,

Mister M.

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[Riviat]

i subscribe to heaps of things

All free I hope .

 

[TJASTA]

All free I hope .

Yes

 

[omgfridge]

 

[Riviat]

TJASTA, I always thought Riviat made a better hat than a meat sheild
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Not sure that's that's what Dr Zeuss had in mind when he wrote that book. It does make you look extra sharp though Turbo.

On a sadder note, I wont be able to ruck you senseless this season as I've been relegated to rover.

 

[GWS Goose]

I always assumed that TJASTA 's name was an acronym.

it was actually his best effort to write his real name "Trevor"

 

[Tigerturbulance]

cats2rise are you ready to be rucked by 245kg of love muscle

 

[Riviat]

cats2rise are you ready to be rucked by 245kg of love muscle
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I see last week's Rucking effort went well for you

 

[Rodney Dangerfield]

I thought you were dead dude, even hell doesnt want your cursed fat arse??

Everyone wants my arse.

 

[Barrybran]

Everyone wants my arse.

Especially after a few sausage rolls

 

[Tigerturbulance]

Not sure that's that's what Dr Zeuss had in mind when he wrote that book. It does make you look extra sharp though Turbo.

On a sadder note, I wont be able to ruck you senseless this season as I've been relegated to rover.

I did enjoy our ruck battle

 

[Tigerturbulance]

Especially after a few sausage rolls

I heard you can down 5 of these in one go Baz

 

[Riviat]

I did enjoy our ruck battle
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Ah, good memories

 

[Barrybran]

OFFICIAL TEAM SHEET
ROUND 6 v FIGHTING FURIES

B: BlueE - Vdubs - bone2468
HB: Tiger God - beez - Taylor
C: omgfridge - Brick Loosener - Jivlain
HF: Spuddd - StFly - TalkingFootyNow1223
F: Barrybran - Rodney Dangerfield - okeydoke7
Foll: cats2rise - GWS Goose - Riviat

INT: peterss - saintkildaman

Changes

bone2468 -> HBF to BP
Brick Loosener -> OUT to C
Jivlain -> FB to W
NSWCROW -> BP to OUT
Spuddd -> W to HFF
Taylor -> C to HBF
Vdubs -> HFF to FB

#lasttofirst​

 

[Tigerturbulance]

As a side line and to make ends meet Im working as Turbo Eats.

Luckly some people didnt collect their order so first in best dressed.

Ive got one Bacon Sundae, a Waffle Taco, 2 Foie Gras Burgers and an extra large Coconut Prawn Pizza with extra anchovies.

 

[JackBero]

hahah get ready for a f*cking wolloping StFly

 

[Senor M]

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As a side line and to make ends meet Im working as Turbo Eats.

Luckly some people didnt collect their order so first in best dressed.

Ive got one Bacon Sundae, a Waffle Taco, 2 Foie Gras Burgers and an extra large Coconut Prawn Pizza with extra anchovies.

How long is it going to be until I end up on one of those bikes as a subcontractor where you take the majority of the profits while I work 18 hour days just to pay for a Big Mac??

 

[Brick Loosener]

In the guts.
Week off is paying off.

 

[Riviat]

I heard you can down 5 of these in one go Baz
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Looks like the caterers at the Hippodrome are overcompensating for something.