Official Match Thread S30 Round 7 - West Coast Wonders vs Sin City Swamprats at The Colosseum

[SSwans2011]

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Link: https://lichess.org/analysis/8/8/8/8/8/6pk/8/6BK_b_-_-_0_1

Captains, please provide your teams by 11.59PM Thursday.
Tags: Cactus_ Elmer_Judd SarahSmiles ant555 Bonz Ant Bear Sab22 philreich jackster83 ​

Good preview, but I'm getting really sick of frivolous parameters of success being recognised and celebrated like wins and losses and ladder positions. When are we going to measure success using legitimate, worthwhile metrics? For example:

Trending Players:
Wonders: 1
Swamprats: 0 (probably)*

*I didn't fact check this part.

 

[philreich]

Pfft he's done nothing wrong!

It's a witch hunt I tell ya

Yeah OK, and The Donald is the best president in history......

 

[GotTheGoodes]

What the fu** does man up mean?

 

[SSwans2011]

Hahaha suck shit mate, your AFL team shat the bed last night. Cop that!

 

[GotTheGoodes]

SSwans2011 ... I cry during movies.

 

[SSwans2011]

SSwans2011 ... I cry during movies.

Me too:

 

[SSwans2011]

Me too:

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Speaking of which, haydo, you're welcome for that Swans side producing the best coach in the league.

Fun fact: Nicks played his last game against the Saints in the match where the media started claiming we couldn't win the flag with the game plan we went on to win the flag with. Makes for funny reading in hindsight:

Ugly Swans' flag hopes at half-mast

www.smh.com.au

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

Matty Nicks was a fine footballer and along with Stuey Maxfield one of the players that enriched the famed Bloods culture.

 

[Sparkle]

Mate, I'm not sure you understand my role in the team.

On Sunday I'll be taking to the field on a lawn chair, while JT_the_Man showers me with a hose from the pine (a role he fulfills better than any other bench player in the league). I'll be spending the match recovering from the real action that takes place on Saturday nights at the Wonders. We may be towards the bottom of the ladder, but I can assure you we're winning big time when it counts.

Out of curiosity, what's in the hose? If it's some kind of cola soft drink, I'll remember to bring a glass to have a drink or two

 

[Restricted Free Agent]

I'm telling you, Ant Bear never played for us, don't ******* gaslight me.

It was all just a bad dream, it's over now SweetD, it's all going to be ok

 

[Rich the babe Evans]

That starting midfield :'D

That half backline.

 

[ant555]

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Sin City Swamprats Official Team Sheet
Round 7 vs West Coast Wonders @ The Colosseum

B: edgie - Far Kern - Quadzilla

HB: akkaps - jackster83 - Rich the babe Evans

C: MannumPower - GotTheGoodes - haydo

HF: Firestarter - philreich - Sparkle

F: LukeParkerno1 - SarahSmiles - GremioPower

FOLL: Ant Bear - ant555 - Nunez

INT: Power Raid - projectv

Changes:

NIL​

 

[SweetD]

That half backline.

 

[ant555]

Only if I'm heartlessly removed from my rightful prime midfield spot.

Well they never told me when I offered my services to the leadership group that my heart would be kept in a vault and only given to me on game day.

 

[SSwans2011]

I've taken it upon myself to analyse the Rats team:

Sin City Swamprats Official Team Sheet
Round 7 vs West Coast Wonders @ The Colosseum

B: *no players trending*

HB: *no players trending*

C: *no players trending*

HF: *no players trending*

F: *no players trending*

FOLL: *no players trending*

INT: *no players trending*
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Pretty average side, to be honest.

 

[LukeParkerno1]

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Sin City Swamprats Official Team Sheet
Round 7 vs West Coast Wonders @ The Colosseum

B: edgie - Far Kern - Quadzilla

HB: akkaps - jackster83 - Rich the babe Evans

C: MannumPower - GotTheGoodes - haydo

HF: Firestarter - philreich - Sparkle

F: LukeParkerno1 - SarahSmiles - GremioPower

FOLL: Ant Bear - ant555 - Nunez

INT: Power Raid - projectv

Changes:

NIL​

PROTEST!

What am I doing left forward!

 

[ant555]

I've taken it upon myself to analyse the Rats team:

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Sin City Swamprats Official Team Sheet
Round 7 vs West Coast Wonders @ The Colosseum

B: *no players trending*

HB: *no players trending*

C: *no players trending*

HF: *no players trending*

F: *no players trending*

FOLL: *no players trending*

INT: *no players trending*
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Pretty average side, to be honest.

I'm not a trendy arseh*le do what i want do what i feel like, I'm not a trendy arseh*le don,t give a stuff if its good enough for you!

Its in my sig so I think it would be a no brainier that i am not trending.

 

[ant555]

Is that the look of fear ?

 

[philreich]

Well they never told me when I offered my services to the leadership group that my heart would be kept in a vault and only given to me on game day.

The form you're in, something might be given to you on Mobbs Medal night .

 

[SSwans2011]

I'm not a trendy arseh*le do what i want do what i feel like, I'm not a trendy arseh*le don,t give a stuff if its good enough for you!

Its in my sig so I think it would be a no brainier that i am not trending.

Up yours, Stone Cold.







#SSwans2011post

 

[ant555]

 

[projectv]

Yet to be picked in a side that has lost this season.

Better luck next time, Wonders.

 

[projectv]

I've taken it upon myself to analyse the Rats team:

View attachment 957221

Sin City Swamprats Official Team Sheet
Round 7 vs West Coast Wonders @ The Colosseum

B: *no players trending*

HB: *no players trending*

C: *no players trending*

HF: *no players trending*

F: *no players trending*

FOLL: *no players trending*

INT: *no players trending*
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Pretty average side, to be honest.

I'm massive on Myspace, did you check to see who's trending there?

 

[SSwans2011]

I'm massive on Myspace, did you check to see who's trending there?

****.

Pack it up Wonders, we can't compete with this.

 

[Rich the babe Evans]

I want that juicy Shaq meat!