Official Match Thread S33 Round 7 - Coney Island Warriors vs Dragons FFC at Van Cortlandt Park

[DragoDelph]

So. After the wonderful week last week with the bombers, I’d thought it would be nice to start the week with a little palate cleanser.

Birbs and fruit.

This little rockmelon, or cantaloupe, is much like the shade of serial_thrilla ’s hair after a long day out in the sun.



The watermelon flapper seems confused, perhaps thinking there’s a mirror


Look at this peach fuzz cutie. Hopefully Bonz doesn’t mistake the fruit for a bird. Passing a peach pit would be rather unpleasant



Little mango birb might be about to lose some cheeks the way he blends in here



that’s not what you do with a banana!!



Can you spot T2B_ ? He’s the one there.. no, not there, THERE!!
that one has feathers silly, BEHIND the tweeter.



MC Bad Genius , where do these handsome flyers fit in your top 10 birbs?

 

[serial_thrilla]

So. After the wonderful week last week with the bombers, I’d thought it would be nice to start the week with a little palate cleanser.

Birbs and fruit.

This little rockmelon, or cantaloupe, is much like the shade of serial_thrilla ’s hair after a long day out in the sun.

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The watermelon flapper seems confused, perhaps thinking there’s a mirror
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Look at this peach fuzz cutie. Hopefully Bonz doesn’t mistake the fruit for a bird. Passing a peach pit would be rather unpleasant

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Little mango birb might be about to lose some cheeks the way he blends in here

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that’s not what you do with a banana!!

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Can you spot T2B_ ? He’s the one there.. no, not there, THERE!!
that one has feathers silly, BEHIND the tweeter.

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MC Bad Genius , where do these handsome flyers fit in your top 10 birbs?

I have no idea where this is coming from. This match thread has gone to the birds!

 

[serial_thrilla]

Snuffaluphagus do you still play for this mob, or are you too busy jinxing people with outlandish statements?

 

[DragoDelph]

I have no idea where this is coming from. This match thread has gone to the birds!

I stuffed up, didn’t I. Could have stretched this out over about 20 posts.

 

[Tonga Bob]

So. After the wonderful week last week with the bombers, I’d thought it would be nice to start the week with a little palate cleanser.

Birbs and fruit.

This little rockmelon, or cantaloupe, is much like the shade of serial_thrilla ’s hair after a long day out in the sun.

View attachment 1344703

The watermelon flapper seems confused, perhaps thinking there’s a mirror
View attachment 1344704

Look at this peach fuzz cutie. Hopefully Bonz doesn’t mistake the fruit for a bird. Passing a peach pit would be rather unpleasant

View attachment 1344705

Little mango birb might be about to lose some cheeks the way he blends in here

View attachment 1344706

that’s not what you do with a banana!!

View attachment 1344707

Can you spot T2B_ ? He’s the one there.. no, not there, THERE!!
that one has feathers silly, BEHIND the tweeter.

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MC Bad Genius , where do these handsome flyers fit in your top 10 birbs?

You forgot one.

 

[Tonga Bob]

Snuffaluphagus do you still play for this mob, or are you too busy jinxing people with outlandish statements?

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[FootyGuy13]

Have I heard right that the Dragons have an American now? Asking for a friend.

A Swallow has the move been an absolute plane crash or is that just my perspective?

You're just salty your boyfriend ain't here anymore.

Holy hell dude - of all the Fry videos you chose THAT ONE???? Where's the report button?

Don't worry, the rest of us will try to forgot about you after you're gone.

Throughout this week I will be counting down the 10 reasons why the Dragons captain is literally the spawn of satan.

I think you're being offensive to Satan, but yeah I can see that.

On a side note, I’ve never understood peoples love for PB, I hate it

I knew I liked you.

He got the idea to combine it with Jelly from somewhere....

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Either post the video or get out

 

[Tonga Bob]

Have I heard right that the Dragons have an American now? Asking for a friend.

Don't think Seppo does Sweet FA, but if he did he'd absolutely join Snuffaluphagus Stronzo & I at the Wazzas. Freo mod alumni always stick together.












(hmu Van_Dyke )

 

[Van_Dyke]

Don't think Seppo does Sweet FA, but if he did he'd absolutely join Snuffaluphagus Stronzo & I at the Wazzas. Freo mod alumni always stick together.












(hmu Van_Dyke )

 

[Tonga Bob]

Have you had some work done?

 

[serial_thrilla]

Don't think Seppo does Sweet FA, but if he did he'd absolutely join Snuffaluphagus Stronzo & I at the Wazzas. Freo mod alumni always stick together.












(hmu Van_Dyke )

Hmm. I think it is now clear what the 14th SFA team should be.

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

Have you had some work done?

He's been embalmed if that helps...

 

[serial_thrilla]

Have I heard right that the Dragons have an American now? Asking for a friend.

Oh look who is here - our little Friday afternoon shadow.
Yes, we do indeed have an American on our list. In fact technically we have two!

 

[Tonga Bob]

Hmm. I think it is now clear what the 14th SFA team should be.

That's right... BrewCrewᵀᴹ FFC

 

[serial_thrilla]

That's right... BrewCrewᵀᴹ FFC

Isn't that just the Warriors + GWS Goose?

 

[Tonga Bob]

Isn't that just the Warriors + GWS Goose?

Absolutely not. We are many.

 

[serial_thrilla]

Absolutely not. We are many.

OK, so the Warriors + GWS Goose and omgfridge.

 

[FootyGuy13]

Oh look who is here - our little Friday afternoon shadow.

Oh please, don't be so modest, as if I wait until the afternoon.

BTW, what is my gatecrashing score so far this season? Pretty sure I hit double digits last week.

 

[Tonga Bob]

OK, so the Warriors + GWS Goose and omgfridge.

Keep going...

 

[serial_thrilla]

Oh please, don't be so modest, as if I wait until the afternoon.

BTW, what is my gatecrashing score so far this season? Pretty sure I hit double digits last week.

When I last updated it (Round 3) you were sitting in 23rd place.

 

[serial_thrilla]

Keep going...

Okay, now you might as well just merge the Warriors and Gumbies to create this super team.

 

[Tonga Bob]

Okay, now you might as well just merge the Warriors and Gumbies to create this super team.

 

[NaturalDisaster]

He manipulates rookies and EKA results.

Ever since Serial undeservingly (and we will come back to this) won the EKA in S29, his grubby little hands have been on rookies and the EKA results ever since. He might call it "coaching", but I call what he does "grooming". He picks his target each season for the EKA and starts spoonfeeding them ideas, giving them ghostwritten media.

He calls it coaching, it certainly isn't. Because it is not about the rookies, it is all about Serial and wanting all the glory .

He even went as far as starting a rookie PM with the entire rookie class last season and staying in there the whole season. Clearly still trying to re live his rookie glory days like the washed up middle aged flog he is.

 

[serial_thrilla]

You really want some Bombers in your super team?

 

[serial_thrilla]

He manipulates rookies and EKA results.

Ever since Serial undeservingly (and we will come back to this) won the EKA in S29, his grubby little hands have been on rookies and the EKA results ever since. He might call it "coaching", but I call what he does "grooming". He picks his target each season for the EKA and starts spoonfeeding them ideas, giving them ghostwritten media.

He calls it coaching, it certainly isn't. Because it is not about the rookies, it is all about Serial and wanting all the glory .

He even went as far as starting a rookie PM with the entire rookie class last season and staying in there the whole season. Clearly still trying to re live his rookie glory days like the washed up middle aged flog he is.

Why are you listing all these lovely things about me? Isn't this suppose to be a bunch of my bad qualities?