Certified Legendary Thread Sack Hinkley 12 - Finals Are Scary

[Rash]

We should be the ones trying to get horse, not west coast.

 

[gbear]

Gotta get my daily Sack Hinkley in

 

[gbear]

Do you know Chewy, if there are any suitors that want Ken?

Noone would want that spud.

 

[Doctor Feel]

If anyone would lure a successful coach from anywhere they were entrenched, it would be West Coast. Infinite money. Wouldn't surprise me if this has been in the works for years and it's why they held onto Simpson so long.

Imagine knowing when it's time for a fresh start. Great job stinkers!

 

[KrispyKremeMullanikka]

Noone would want that spud.

I disagree; there has to be a club in AFL dumb enough to hire in some sort of capacity.

 

[Poley]

We've been told all along here that it's not going to happen this week. - Re: the messages from CD and Koch - that messaging has changed - Koch said "he's contracted for next year" and CD said something along the lines of working well with Ken but he also added after that "and Josh Carr

Josh Carr

Age

44

Ht

179cm

Wt

80kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

17.8

4star

K

10.6

4star

HB

7.2

4star

M

4.0

4star

T

3.3

5star

CL

2.0

4star

No current season stats available

D

12.2

3star

K

7.2

3star

HB

5.0

4star

M

2.6

3star

T

0.8

3star

" which got lost in the void a little.. (not sure of exact quote but it was the 5AA I/V) - it's not the definitive "he's coaching!!" that we used to hear.. That - coupled with little hints from Whateley Caro and Cornes that he might walk away - still fills me with optimism - more optimism than I've had since 2021 - that next week really could be the Endgame. And if we're painted as the bad guys for causing it - I'll wear that badge proudly

 

[Cheesey Mac]

If Brisbane get up tomorrow, you watch them say it was this game that kick-started their season proper.

We copped a home loss to eventual premiers in:

2013 - Hawthorn
2016 - Bulldogs
2017 - Richmond
2018 - West Coast
2019 - Richmond
2021 - Melbourne
2022 - Geelong
2023 - Collingwood

We are the Port Adelaide Fluffers - come smack us on our home deck and you'll win the flag!

If Brisbane get up tomorrow you can see the Ken apologists and pearl clutchers shifting to hammering our fanbase for booing the guy in a loss to the eventual premiers, ignoring the context of them being 13th and friendless at the time.

 

[gbear]

If Brisbane get up tomorrow you can see the Ken apologists and pearl clutchers shifting to hammering our fanbase for booing the guy in a loss to the eventual premiers, ignoring the context of them being 13th and friendless at the time.

You can't defend the buffoon at this point—12 seasons of abject failure is enough.

#sackhinkley

 

[Del165198]

While Ken peddles the delulu copium of “pretty brave”, Brisbane:

• copped no less than 4 ACL’s (Kiddy Coleman, Tom Doedee, Darcy Gardiner, Linc McCarthy) with Will Ashcroft returning from one;

• bounced back from 13th after Round 15;

• came back from 44pts down at the 18 min mark of Q3 of an away Semi;

• overcame the dislocated shoulder of Oscar McInerney and a 25pt deficit early in Q3 of an away Prelim.

We could be the most gaslit fanbase in world sport.

And we literally gave up at half time of the qualifying final, despite being a whopping 4 straight kicks down.

 

[MrPlow]

That’s our new slogan. Come smack us on our home deck, and you'll win the flag!

Ken so good at coaching he leads other teams to premierships

 

[El_Scorcho]

And we literally gave up at half time of the qualifying final, despite being a whopping 4 straight kicks down.

We were brave though, real brave

 

[Ford Fairlane]

We've been told all along here that it's not going to happen this week. - Re: the messages from CD and Koch - that messaging has changed - Koch said "he's contracted for next year" and CD said something along the lines of working well with Ken but he also added after that "and Josh Carr" which got lost in the void a little.. (not sure of exact quote but it was the 5AA I/V) - it's not the definitive "he's coaching!!" that we used to hear.. That - coupled with little hints from Whateley Caro and Cornes that he might walk away - still fills me with optimism - more optimism than I've had since 2021 - that next week really could be the Endgame. And if we're painted as the bad guys for causing it - I'll wear that badge proudly

Also Davies talked exclusively about how keen Ken is to come back and coach next year, he never said anything about Port being keen.

 

[KrispyKremeMullanikka]

Ken so good at coaching he leads other teams to premierships

See what an ungrateful bunch we are

 

[philreich]

If Brisbane get up tomorrow you can see the Ken apologists and pearl clutchers shifting to hammering our fanbase for booing the guy in a loss to the eventual premiers, ignoring the context of them being 13th and friendless at the time.

I wonder how many years of failure will be enough for your average happy clapper to finally concede defeat. Obviously 12 years isn't a large enough sample size in their eyes - will they still have faith in the fraud if he completes 20 fruitless years? (heaven forbid!!!!!)

 

[jdeezy]

I think it will be with both having health issues, they will wheel out 'Bulldog' Kevin Murray (Fitzroy) and/or Bobby Skilton (South Melbourne), you have to get that 'old VFL' Victorian tear jerker

You're all over thinking BT's comments and it'll be something like this. Some Victorian focused wank essentially.

If there was a major coaching shake up or major player shake up or whatever Brain ****ing Taylor would not be the person privy to it.

 

[gbear]

I wonder how many years of failure will be enough for your average happy clapper to finally concede defeat. Obviously 12 years isn't a large enough sample size in their eyes - will they still have faith in the fraud if he completes 20 fruitless years? (heaven forbid!!!!!)

Happy clappers are dumb ****s with pea-sized brains.

 

[gbear]

I am ready for next week. Hinkley and Davies be gone!

 

[dirty2]

I am ready for next week. Hinkley and Davies be gone!

Never have I wanted a weekend to go fast as I do right now.

 

[longdonkey]

The club explicitly explained that they have and use a massive data warehouse, with millions of data points, at the fan expo thing in 2018/19.

I think they are talking about Champion Data or possibly a Swiss company called Sportradar that I almost worked for but glad I didn't.

 

[dirty2]

I'm hoping a nice early Monday sacking...

Imagine if he is still here on Wednesday.... I would start to fear for chewys safety lol

 

[gbear]

Never have I wanted a weekend to go fast as I do right now.

I am working until 1700 tomorrow. Double time after 3 hours. Should get me a nice bottle of champers to celebrate Hinkley finally being gone.

 

[dirty2]

I am working until 1700 tomorrow. Double time after 3 hours. Should get me a nice bottle of champers to celebrate Hinkley finally being gone.

I may off accidentally drank my bottle what I was saving for sack Hinkley day...

Just gonna have to get another

 

[gbear]

I'm hoping a nice early Monday sacking...

Imagine if he is still here on Wednesday.... I would start to fear for chewys safety lol

If it doesn't happen by Friday at 2359, it isn't happening. I'm likely to step away, and the club celebrates Hinkley next Friday at the Best and Fairest.

 

[dirty2]

If it doesn't happen by Friday at 2359, it isn't happening. I'm likely to step away, and the club celebrates Hinkley next Friday at the Best and Fairest.

Agree... If the club doesn't have the balls after this long... Well unfortunately it's no longer the club I grew up supporting.

 

[Alwaysacrow]

All your dreams may be coming true.
Now we just have to get rid of Nick's.