Official Match Thread Season 28 Round 14 Fighting Furies vs West Coast Wonders at rfctigerarmy's hippodrome

[Ned_Flanders]

Hey who the **** is the WONDERS chief these days?

Is it still Dingster ??

 

[Ned_Flanders]

did you know that i cannot die?

Only cockroaches, the colliwobbles, and KB cannot die

 

[TJASTA]

Only cockroaches, the colliwobbles, and KB cannot die

My mother was a cockroach

 

[Ned_Flanders]

My mother was a cockroach

.....


Yeah, I got nothing

 

[JackNah_8]

Where's Dingster

 

[Wacky Tiger]

Wow, you really stretched yourself for material here old timer.

Furies are cooked.

#saveTJASTA

 

[_Cayz_]

What makes you think the likes of Sterge, JackNah_8 , _Cayz_ , fumbler , Tarkyn_24 , NaturalDisaster , Rodney Dangerfield , manangatang ... Wholly heck thats a rabble of a list if I have ever seen one

Some damn fine players in that list.

 

[Wacky Tiger]

Some damn fine players in that list.

You're right. Tarkyn_24 fumbler JackNah_8 Rodney Dangerfield and manangatang amoung some of the best on and off field qootyers ive played with

 

[_Cayz_]

You're right. Tarkyn_24 fumbler JackNah_8 Rodney Dangerfield and manangatang amoung some of the best on and off field qootyers ive played with

Yeah well you do need people who can carry you because you're too ****ing lazy to do anything yourself.

 

[Tarkyn_24]

You're right Tarkyn_24. fumbler JackNah_8 Rodney Dangerfield and manangatang amoung some of the best on and off field qootyers ive played with

You misplaced the full stop. I’ve corrected it for you

 

[TJASTA]

can the scum****s please go away k thanks

 

[Tarkyn_24]

can the scumfu**s please go away k thanks

I feel ya. We played them last week

 

[U2tigers]

can the scumfu**s please go away k thanks

But its my match thread too.

 

[JackNah_8]

You're right. Tarkyn_24 fumbler JackNah_8 Rodney Dangerfield and manangatang amoung some of the best on and off field qootyers ive played with

Not sure about the Tarks guy

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

Me thinks you protest too much....

Nah mate, not at all.

Blind Freddy can see you blokes are in trouble. I don't take any great joy from it.

And if Ned is the answer, I think you guys are asking the wrong question.

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

Would tap.

 

[JackBero]

Bit of respect ****

easy

 

[JackBero]

@JackBero is our temp leader, but he's done jack shit so far. I'm impressed

what am i supposed to do
we’re versing the f*cking wonders and team sheets arent due until thursday

 

[Marklar_33]

versing

 

[Dingster]

This Is Anfield was a fantastic captain last week.

I note that you used past tense. Very wise indeed even if you technically dodged the question.

 

[Dingster]

Hey who the fu** is the WONDERS chief these days?

Is it still Dingster ??

Where's Dingster

Shh you too. I'm busy helping TJASTA pick the Furies team.

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

Not if the Furies want to keep qualifying for finals Qooty. This Is Anfield is our current Captain with a 100% win record, something Tblahblah could never achieve.

He lost the vote. I was at the Tally Room at the Mobbs Qonvention Centre

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

Busy busy busy dude

Signing up someone to defect from a club takes time

Hope the WONDERS aren't at their list minimum......

Looks like Ned is still suffering from the brain injury Turbo delivered on Election night.

 

[Ned_Flanders]

what am i supposed to do
we’re versing the f*cking wonders and team sheets arent due until thursday

depends which type of captain you want to be:

1) like Dingster
shove your tongue firmly up Ant Bear arse until you're tickling tonsils

2) like Elton Johns Wig
cry about how unfair it is that you cant win shit #firsttosixneverhappening

3) like TJASTA
claim you cant be too shit because you're not as shit as naturaldumbarse

4) like Tigerturbulance
Post a T**ty pic and cop a 2 week holiday

 

[JackNah_8]

Shh you too. I'm busy helping TJASTA pick the Furies team.

Pick me