Official Match Thread Season 28 Round 5 - Gumbies FFC vs Roys FFC at The House of Gumby

[DERO]

I want you to turn the teamsheet around.

 

[Barrybran]

I want you to turn the teamsheet around.

 

[okeydoke7]

The Gumbies are 3-1. It’s no surprise given their disrespect. We all know I’m a league legend and the greatest goalkicker this league has seen, and yet I’m moved all over the place.

I was seduced to a lowly club with the promise of the prized FF position for the season.

I was given just two rounds.

What a desperate move by a desperate club. And there’s been no communication either.

I’m just seeing out the days until the mid-season trade period. Inept.

 

[haydo]

The Gumbies are 3-1. It’s no surprise given their disrespect. We all know I’m a league legend and the greatest goalkicker this league has seen, and yet I’m moved all over the place.

I was seduced to a lowly club with the promise of the prized FF position for the season.

I was given just two rounds.

What a desperate move by a desperate club. And there’s been no communication either.

I’m just seeing out the days until the mid-season trade period. Inept.

Let's compare the pair shall we

Round 1 & 2 - okeydoke named FF - 5.7
Round 3 & 4 - haydo named FF - 16.10

Fair to say your sacking from FF was warranted

 

[fumbler]

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Last time they met was S27 Round 10
Gumbies FFC 15.14 (104) defeated Roys FFC 14.9 (93)
7th plays 3rd
1 Loss & 3 Wins vs 4 Wins

Gumbies are hanging on dearly to the 8 but there are 4 teams behind them with the same win / loss record. Roys are playing a great brand of qooty and will be hard to beat going into this round. The only advantage the gumbies have is they are playing at their home ground and thats about where it ends. If the Gumbies hope to get a win out of this they are going to have to get the players more invested in thier game plan and not rely on only a few key players to do the heavy lifting.

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Players to Watch:
Gumbies
DERO; one of too few work horses at the Gumbies, if he had players around him prepared to work he could be a star of the competition.

Rodney Dangerfield; has a lot of experience and knows all the dirty tricks in the qooty book, but is yet to step up and be counted. Hoping as his playing against the Roys we might see him dust off the walking frame and give it a decent crack, when in form RD is a thing of beuty to behold.

Roys
Mobbs; very decieving player who often out wits his much younger opponents. What he lacks in speed he makes up for with cunning, rarely takes an opponent front on but often the last man standing.

I Dont Care; altho he is always hung over he is finding the qooty and the goals this season. IDC goes in hard and doesn't shy from the physical competition, normally takes on a tagging role and can really upset the opposition and get under their skin.

Turbo Predicts:
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CAPTAINS - TEAM SHEETS DUE THURSDAY 11.59PM

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So much effort, you’re winning.

For me, the highlight of the week is the posting of the team sheets.

No one gives a **** about you and your sads mate.

 

[Mobbs]

Wow there's a thread already? And it's already on page two? Oh come on guys!

 

[okeydoke7]

Let's compare the pair shall we

Round 1 & 2 - okeydoke named FF - 5.7
Round 3 & 4 - haydo named FF - 16.10

Fair to say your sacking from FF was warranted

In fairness we had about 14 inside 50s in the first two rounds.

We are getting the ball inside 50 now, so it’s time to let the big dog back in his goalsquare l.

Let’s compare the pair

Haydo: hasn’t kicked many goals
Okey: 10X club leading goal kicker, 2nd most goals of all time and averaging half a goal a game more than Tarks.

I won’t wallow in a shit position after being recruited as a FF. I’m wasted. And my posting will die off again because my ego isn’t being stroked.

Stroke me. Bitch.

 

[TedDougChris]

Wow there's a thread already? And it's already on page two? Oh come on guys!

Do you want me to post more ??

 

[DERO]

So much effort, you’re winning.



No one gives a fu** about you and your sads mate.

Hi fumble. I care, I really do.

 

[haydo]

Stroke me. Bitch.

I already did in your recruitment interview.

 

[WaynesWorld19]

Guys & Gals ......If you see any Hawks players tell them to get back in their proper Bombers Matchday Thread ....and have fun !

They're trying to escape

 

[Barrybran]

Guys & Gals ......If you see any Hawks players tell them to get back in their proper Bombers Matchday Thread ....and have fun !

They're trying to escape

Noone tagged you Wayne. Run along now.

 

[WaynesWorld19]

Noone tagged you Wayne. Run along now.

Happy to oblige ....nothing to see here

 

[Mobbs]

Do you want me to post more ??

Tell us a story Ted!
Edit it Doug! Publish it Chris!

 

[TedDougChris]

Tell us a story Ted!
Edit it Doug! Publish it Chris!

There once was a bloke who was really, really tired - after countless work trips with no sleep.....

There’s a middle bit, which I can’t remember.

The end...

 

[StickyMick]

For me it’s not stuffing them up !!!!

Greetings from Tokyo !!

 

[TedDougChris]

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Not any more, back in SG and I don’t want to travel for a while...

Which probably means I have to fly next week again.....

 

[StickyMick]

Not any more, back in SG and I don’t want to travel for a while...

Which probably means I have to fly next week again.....

Yeah you're always away for work and I'd ask you what you do for work if this was a formal forum. But seeing as it's an informal environment, how much company time do you spend per week locked away on the toilet on your phone?

 

[Jivlain]

In fairness we had about 14 inside 50s in the first two rounds.

We are getting the ball inside 50 now, so it’s time to let the big dog back in his goalsquare l.

Let’s compare the pair

Haydo: hasn’t kicked many goals
Okey: 10X club leading goal kicker, 2nd most goals of all time and averaging half a goal a game more than Tarks.

I won’t wallow in a s**t position after being recruited as a FF. I’m wasted. And my posting will die off again because my ego isn’t being stroked.

Stroke me. Bitch.

You're all the way over the other side of the ground. I can barely reach. I'd need to move into the corridor first so I can use all my many limbs, to ensnare opponents, catch the ball, and also stroke okey.

 

[TedDougChris]

Yeah you're always away for work and I'd ask you what you do for work if this was a formal forum. But seeing as it's an informal environment, how much company time do you spend per week locked away on the toilet on your phone?

As much as humanly possible......

 

[Freakie]

Okey strokes himself so often no one else bothers.

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[Runk]

Right kids, let's go.

 

[Barrybran]

Right kids, let's go.

Reminds me of Uncle_Leo

 

[Runk]

Reminds me of Uncle_Leo

I hated that character.

 

[Barrybran]

I hated that character.

So do we