Official Match Thread Season 33 Round 15 - Sin City Swamprats vs Dragons FFC at Alberton Oval (Heritage Round)

[Catsnlakers]

Fun fact: if the Swamprats hadn't shuffled the deck chairs with their full forward, Catsnlakers would be leading the Fred Medal right now.

I am focused on playing my role currently within the teams structure…

 

[Power Raid]

I can't remember, slowly scrubbing my memory of the campaigner

I'm the same with Ken Hinkley but I can't get him out of my head

 

[okeydoke7]

Here to learn a bit more about okeydoke7

Go ahead sir...

There is a chance that I’m the best self promoter in the game.

Wait, that’s too humble.

I’m the best self promoter in the game.

 

[okeydoke7]

I am focused on playing my role currently within the teams structure…

Loving your work Catsnlakers. The friendly competition for spots in the Swamprats has made me extremely active in match threads, perhaps more than ever.

 

[philreich]

A bear walks up to a rabbit in the woods and asks "Excuse me Mr. Rabbit, but do you have problems with shit sticking to your fur?" The rabbit ponders for a moment then replies "No, Mr. Bear I don't have that problem". So the bear wipes his arse with the rabbit.

 

[Blaze Storm]

Earlier this evening, a gentleman was walking along the beach near SFA Headquarters, when he noticed a lamp partially buried in the sand. He picks it up and gives it a rub, and you guessed it, out pops a genie, who says, "Oh thank you - I've been stuck in that bloody thing for nigh on a thousand years. To express my gratitude properly, I'd like to offer you a wish. Choose wisely now!!!"

The man thinks for a moment, and then says, "I'd like to live forever."

The genie shakes his head, "I'm sorry, but as much as I'd like to, I can't grant you eternal life."

The man thinks for a bit longer, and then says with a smirk on his face, "I'd like to live until the Coney Island Warriors win a premiership."

Sounding defeated, the genie says, "You sly bastard!!!!!"

The guy finds a second lamp, out comes the genie, same deal.

"I want a pet dragon!" The guy says.
"Ahhh, sorry, there's no such thing as dragons", says the genie.

"Oh.... well in that case, I want the Bombers to host an enjoyable match thread."

The genie pauses....

"What colour dragon did you want, again?"

 

[Blaze Storm]

This is incorrect. Pie 4 Life has no personality.

Beige is a personality.

 

[philreich]

The guy finds a second lamp, out comes the genie, same deal.

"I want a pet dragon!" The guy says.
"Ahhh, sorry, there's no such thing as dragons", says the genie.

"Oh.... well in that case, I want the Bombers to host an enjoyable match thread."

The genie pauses....

"What colour dragon did you want, again?"

News just in about a fanatical Rats fan, who has been to every match and every training session since the inception of the club. For some inexplicable reason, this never ending devotion to his beloved Swamprats is beginning to have an adverse effect on his marriage. One night, he arrives home more than 3 hours late from a training session, and his wife is just inside the front door, ready to explode as soon as he walks in. The door opens, and she yells, "SWAMPRATS, SWAMPRATS. HONESTLY - I THINK YOU LOVE THE RATS MORE THAN YOU LOVE ME."

The man replies coldly, "Woman - I love the Wonders more than I love you."

Divorce proceedings are now underway.

 

[Grav]

I will assert my dominance this week & show why I am the man to be feared for the future.

Written and spoken by okeydoke7 on behalf of Catsnlakers

Team work, gotta love it.

 

[Braklet]

Looks like the Swamprats are out on the roads again...

 

[jackster83]

the name is familiar

did xenxen ever play for the rats?

Think we got as far as contract negotiations, but then things stalled...

 

[DragoDelph]

Self Facial....

Nice

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A bear walks up to a rabbit in the woods and asks "Excuse me Mr. Rabbit, but do you have problems with shit sticking to your fur?" The rabbit ponders for a moment then replies "No, Mr. Bear I don't have that problem". So the bear wipes his arse with the rabbit.

Was going to use this one in the Bears thread. But felt it was a pretty shitty joke

 

[Power Raid]

Think we got as far as contract negotiations, but then things stalled...

was it a he or she?

 

[Power Raid]

Looks like the Swamprats are out on the roads again...

An underwear company should sponsor this............a few customers here, needing a clean new pair

 

[DragoDelph]

An underwear company should sponsor this............a few customers here, needing a clean new pair

You been reading the Freo board?

 

[Braklet]

Ode to the Swamprats...



That song used to drive a fraternity brother nuts, so of course I played it REAL LOUD all the time.

 

[Power Raid]

You been reading the Freo board?

what did I miss?

 

[philreich]

You been reading the Freo board?

I would have thought that the Freo board would be a fairly happy place these days, given the woes of the Eagles.

 

[serial_thrilla]

I would have thought that the Freo board would be a fairly happy place these days, given the woes of the Eagles.

I think we are having enough of our own success right now that we don't need to look down the road to feel good about ourselves. But it's certainly the cherry on top.

 

[Grav]

Ode to the Swamprats...



That song used to drive a fraternity brother nuts, so of course I played it REAL LOUD all the time.

I can see why it would drive him nuts, as a matter of fact it’s driving me nuts, so how about playing it REAL LOUD over and over for me?

#nexminit Braklet is run out of town

 

[Grav]

Crazy Gif Day

 

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[Braklet]

I can see why it would drive him nuts, as a matter of fact it’s driving me nuts, so how about playing it REAL LOUD over and over for me?

#nexminit Braklet is run out of town

Heh heh heh...

 

[philreich]

If I see a robbery at an Apple store, does that make me an iWitness?

 

[Grav]

If I see a robbery at an Apple store, does that make me an iWitness?