Official Match Thread Season 34 Grand Final - Roys FFC vs Baghdad Bombers at SFA Park

[sausageroll]

are we playing against sausageroll ??

Yes.

But not this week.

 

[Wosh]

Yes.

But not this week.

Where’s my tag?

 

[Pugsley]

Stop looking for meaning ...... you won't find it here.

Nor validation.

 

[Ligma]

Nor validation.

Thanks pugs

 

[Pugsley]

Hi sexy dogs. Is this the cricket board?

I'm declaring that it may be.

 

[Pugsley]

Thanks pugs

I just need to clear things up like my credit card.

 

[Ligma]

I just need to clear things up like my credit card.

Don’t need validation when I’m sexy 24/7

 

[sausageroll]

Where’s my tag?

I'm still waiting for you to let me know if you made All-SFA so I can set a calendar reminder to congratulate you.

 

[Pugsley]

Don’t need validation when I’m sexy 24/7

That is what I tell people.

 

[Wosh]

I'm still waiting for you to let me know if you made All-SFA so I can set a calendar reminder to congratulate you.

#HATECAKEWOSH is now a thing

 

[Cubs2Lions]

#HATECAKEWOSH is now a thing

 

[Ligma]

That is what I tell people.

This is what i literally have to deal with everyday. It’s so hard and draining

 

[Wosh]

Delicious

 

[Cubs2Lions]

Delicious

 

[tigs2010]

Can you just give provide a list of the Top 10 moments so far?

1. Tonga Bob ’s OP

 

[Jabba73]

They need our elite brand of engagement.

Glad you are here, have a suit and tie ready for the next awards night, just need a shirt front to go with it.

Got any spares?

 

[tigs2010]

Just bought a Slab of the Carlton Draught 2022 AFL Premiers Geelong Cats cans. Because I can ! And good ammo to Collingwood and Richmond supporting mates and Rellos of mine.

Also to celebrate my Mum having successful life surgery last night, was shitting bricks all night as I catsat her gorgeous kitty Leela (Lolly) but yep, surgery was a complete success.

Bless those doctors and surgeons at the Austin, probably one of Australia's finest hospitals.

Didn’t have any of the Carlton finals 9th beers mate?

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

Glad you are here, have a suit and tie ready for the next awards night, just need a shirt front to go with it.

Got any spares?

Brenton Davy uses the same one and just rinses and repeats.

 

[Oddhawk]

Cmon Bombers, let's beat this mob and get into the GF..

Hope you get spanked

 

[philreich]

With that bowling action, Jeff didn't know where it was going and that is what struck fear in the batsman, not so much the speed but where the delivery would land.

Reminds me of the Sri Lankan opener (during the 1975 World Cup I think). Thommo delivers a frightening thunderbolt, which hits the pint sized batsman in the groin, and he's down for the count. After a couple of minutes, he's recovered sufficiently to face the next ball. Unfortunately for him, it's an action replay of the ball before, and he's lying prostrate on the ground again. The Aussies congregate around him - he just looks up and says to his sympathetic audience, "I go now."

It's unclear as to whether or not he was able to have children after that......

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

Didn’t have any of the Carlton finals 9th beers mate?

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Good times , 2013 we finished 9th and beat some losers…from ninth…lol

 

[Jabba73]

Like I’ve posted and told people at least 1 miilion times (give or take a few) go to your profile, click on ‘badges’ and all of your badges are there. Hit the little speaker phone next to it to display it.

Thanks, was wondering how to fix that.

 

[Jabba73]

Geez the pizza slice list is getting longer

Have you got pineapple on the pizza?

Asking for VeinGlorious who loves the stuff.

 

[sausageroll]

#HATECAKEWOSH is now a thing

I have set a calrndar reminder

 

[philreich]

I once faced the best fast bowler from the 14Bs at my high school

He wasn’t very fast but I wasn’t very talented. Very frightening

I read a story about Dennis Lillee once. He was playing in a country game, and this particular umpire decided that he wanted his 5 minutes of fame - he began no balling the great fast bowler repeatedly. Dennis soon got a bit sick of it, so he thought to himself, "I'll fix his little red wagon!!!"

Next ball, as Lillee brings his arm over in his delivery stride, he "accidentally" gives the umpire a clip behind the ear. Coincidentally, there were no more no balls delivered that day.