Official Match Thread Season 34 Round 7: Gumbies FFC vs Roys FFC at House of Gumby

[TedDougChris]

I just believe that everyone is so taken with my elite takes they forget to react and respond to it

I just wish someone had mentioned in it that Mobbs had left the Roys...

 

[Barrybran]

We had a season where our theme was streaking - we were so bad on field.... We had to liven it up somehow !!

That’s an idea. Maybe the Gumbies will run away

We cross live now to Barrybran

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Please. The season 26 Bears were FAMOUS for nudity.

 

[Wosh]

I’m posting 3 games today so I’ll be around asap!

 

[Barrybran]

I just wish someone had mentioned in it that Mobbs had left the Roys...

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Dingster left as well in case you didn't know. I miss #MobbsDingWosh as much as you guys.

 

[Wosh]

Dingster left as well in case you didn't know. I miss #MobbsDingWosh as much as you guys.

#WOSHredactedredacted >>>>>>>>>>>>> #WOSHMOBBSDING

 

[Dingster]

 

[Wosh]

God I already have to see enough of you in 1 thread!

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

Did somebody say gameday KFC?

I'll take a boxed Zinger Burger meal thanks with large potato and gravy and dinner rolls thanks x

 

[Dingster]

God I already have to see enough of you in 1 thread!

 

[Barrybran]

#WOSHredactedredacted >>>>>>>>>>>>> #WOSHMOBBSDING

It's no #DoryBazGuyInTheOtherForwardPocket

 

[Wosh]

 

[Wosh]

It's no #DoryBazGuyInTheOtherForwardPocket

And thank **** for that

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

I just wish someone had mentioned in it that Mobbs had left the Roys...

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You try and find something bad and ugly about you.

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

KFC Runs out of Chips

KFChaos: A KFC On The Gold Coast Erupted Into 'Mayhem' After It Dared To Run Out Of $2 Chippies

That's just fowl.

www.pedestrian.tv

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

 

[TedDougChris]

Please - that's clearly Runk - you aren't fooling anyone....

 

[Wosh]

Did someone say wicked wings?

And I don’t mean Allikat and JackNah_8

 

[TedDougChris]

You try and find something bad and ugly about you.

We cross live now to my ex-wife...



Actually, no it's more like this...

 

[TedDougChris]

Dingster left as well in case you didn't know. I miss #MobbsDingWosh as much as you guys.

FFS....

 

[Wosh]

FFS....

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Typical Branbarry

 

[FootyGuy13]

Qooty Commentary File - QOOTY (Quick Footy) Version 10.5
Qooty Website - http://qooty.footypedia.com

Match commencing shortly ... GUM v ROY

                       ROY
bone2468                    Falconista               ossie_21
zackah                      Zevon                    Elmer_Judd

The Foolback                StFly                    rye
royboy2                     hotchilli                Sterge

Brick Loosener              beez                     Rodney Dangerfield
JackNah_8                   Kabanna                  Allikat

Sky                         Supercheapgiants         Catsnlakers
Barrels                     fitzroybowiedog          3KZ is Football

miggs                       Barrybran                Dory_77
Lore                        Mooch                    Aristotle Pickett
                            GUM

GUM Foll : CatToTheFuture, DenieD, GWS Goose
ROY Foll : DERRINALPHIL, tigs2010, Wosh

GUM INT : BlueE, NSWCROW
ROY INT : RU_, Runk

PLAYERS TO WATCH :
Gumbies FFC: Brick Loosener Rodney Dangerfield Barrybran GWS Goose
Roys FFC: <none>

[Round 7], Conditions for this match - WARM

 

[Wosh]

Roy!

 

[TedDougChris]

WTF ????

 

[FootyGuy13]

1 : 0 {C} - CatToTheFuture gets the ball down.
1 : .1 {C} - CatToTheFuture wants to get on with proceedings.
1 : .14 {lW} - Rodney Dangerfield on the end of this.
1 : .18 {lW} - Allikat monsters Rodney Dangerfield.
1 : .22 {C} - Kabanna sucks it up like a dustbuster and he's off and running.
1 : .26 {C} - He takes the opportunity to bounce.
1 : .3 {C} - A quick handpass to Wosh.
1 : .34 {C} - Great bump by CatToTheFuture. Wosh has not moved.
1 : .38 {rW} - With the ball is Brick Loosener.
1 : .43 {rW} - Long handpass to the running GWS Goose.
1 : .47 {rW} - Almost a throw to CatToTheFuture.
1 : .51 {lHFF} - His kick covers more height than distance.
1 : .55 {lHFF} - In the right place at the right time is Catsnlakers who marks.
1 : .59 {lHFF} - Catsnlakers has it.
1 : 1.03 {lHFF} - Catsnlakers seems to like his chances ....
1 : 1.07 {lHFF} - And a little dance from Catsnlakers as the ball sails through.
Gumbies FFC : 1.0.6
Roys FFC : 0.0.0
1 : 1.12 {C} - Both ruckman miss the ball completely.
1 : 2.01 {lW} - Rodney Dangerfield looking for a lead.
1 : 2.01 {lW} - He has time to take a bounce.
1 : 2.01 {lW} - Great bump by Allikat. Rodney Dangerfield has not moved.
1 : 2.01 {rW} - The bounce favours Allikat and he is off and running.
1 : 2.03 {C} - He tries to find Kabanna with a chip pass.
1 : 2.03 {C} - beez plants a foot on Kabanna's neck and takes a screamer.
1 : 2.03 {C} - Taking the ball is beez.
1 : 2.05 {CHF} - Passes to DenieD by hand.
1 : 2.05 {FF} - No-look handpass to CatToTheFuture.
1 : 2.05 {FF} - CatToTheFuture - about 45 metres and not much angle.
1 : 2.07 {FF} - What a goal from CatToTheFuture.
Gumbies FFC : 2.0.12
Roys FFC : 0.0.0
1 : 2.07 {C} - CatToTheFuture times his jump well and wins the tap.
1 : 2.15 {rW} - Brick Loosener sucks it up like a dustbuster and he's off and running.
1 : 2.19 {rW} - Gets a handpass away to CatToTheFuture.
1 : 2.24 {C} - beez on the end of this.
1 : 2.28 {lW} - Rodney Dangerfield screaming for the ball - and he is heard.
1 : 2.32 {lW} - All up but nobody can take the mark.
1 : 2.35 {C} - The ball is now with Kabanna.
1 : 2.4 {C} - Hands it off to DERRINALPHIL.
1 : 2.44 {CHF} - A quick handpass to tigs2010.
1 : 2.48 {CHF} - Big ... big kick by tigs2010.
1 : 2.52 {CHF} - That's a telling goal from tigs2010.
Gumbies FFC : 2.0.12
Roys FFC : 1.0.6
1 : 2.57 {C} - The ball is bounced and DERRINALPHIL gets the tap.
1 : 3.05 {rW} - Allikat wants to get on with proceedings.
1 : 3.09 {lHFF} - With his laser-like left foot.
1 : 3.13 {lHFF} - royboy2 runs back with the flight of the ball and takes it!.
1 : 3.17 {lHFF} - royboy2 looks downfield.
1 : 3.21 {lHFF} - An underground handpass to Wosh.
1 : 3.25 {lHFF} - He takes the opportunity to bounce.
1 : 3.3 {lFP} - Wosh's taken another bounce.
1 : 3.34 {lFP} - He has a shot from nowhere.
1 : 3.38 {lFP} - Wosh's kick slams into the right goal post.
Gumbies FFC : 2.0.12
Roys FFC : 1.1.7
1 : 3.46 {FB} - Now ossie_21 has the ball. What can he do with it?.
1 : 3.5 {FB} - Elmer_Judd has been held out of the contest - the whistle has gone.
1 : 3.54 {FF} - Zevon has it. What can he do with it?.
1 : 3.58 {FF} - Zevon walks into goal.
1 : 4.03 {FF} - Falconista gets a hand to it just in time.
Gumbies FFC : 2.0.12
Roys FFC : 1.2.8
1 : 4.13 {FB} - bone2468 looks downfield.
1 : 4.17 {lBP} - He transfers play using ossie_21.
1 : 4.21 {lBP} - Spoilt by Elmer_Judd.
1 : 4.25 {rFP} - Elmer_Judd has it.
1 : 4.29 {rFP} - Elmer_Judd flat out refuses to lower his eyes.
1 : 4.33 {rFP} - Off line - one behind to Elmer_Judd.
Gumbies FFC : 2.0.12
Roys FFC : 1.3.9
1 : 4.41 {FB} - bone2468 has it.
1 : 4.46 {rHBF} - He spots an option and kicks to The Foolback.
1 : 4.5 {rHBF} - All up but nobody can take the mark.
1 : 4.54 {rHBF} - The Foolback hits the ground running.
1 : 4.58 {C} - Pumps it long for beez.
1 : 5.02 {C} - Nice grab by beez.
1 : 5.06 {C} - beez has it.
1 : 5.1 {lHFF} - Pumps it long for Catsnlakers.
1 : 5.15 {lHFF} - Delicious kick to Catsnlakers.
1 : 5.19 {lHFF} - Catsnlakers signals for his teammates to present.
1 : 5.23 {lHFF} - He has time to take a bounce.
1 : 5.27 {CHF} - He tries to find Supercheapgiants with a chip pass.
1 : 5.31 {CHF} - fitzroybowiedog did enough to prevent a mark being taken.
1 : 5.35 {rHBF} - 3KZ is Football signals for his teammates to present.
1 : 5.39 {rHBF} - He has time to take a bounce.
1 : 5.43 {C} - A long looping handpass to Kabanna.
1 : 5.48 {C} - Handpass over the shoulder to tigs2010.
1 : 5.52 {CHF} - DERRINALPHIL on the end of this.
1 : 5.56 {rFP} - He looks for Elmer_Judd.
1 : 6 {rFP} - ossie_21 gets a timely fist to the ball.
1 : 6.04 {rFP} - The bounce favours Elmer_Judd and he is off and running.
1 : 6.08 {rFP} - Elmer_Judd - about 45 metres and not much angle.
1 : 6.12 {rFP} - Elmer_Judd gets the six points.
Gumbies FFC : 2.0.12
Roys FFC : 2.3.15
1 : 6.18 {C} - DERRINALPHIL wins the hitout unopposed.
1 : 6.26 {C} - Kabanna hits the ground running.
1 : 6.31 {rHFF} - Gets a handpass away to Sterge.
1 : 6.35 {CHF} - Handballs over the top to hotchilli.
1 : 6.39 {CHF} - Holding the ball.
1 : 6.43 {CHB} - So StFly ... with a moment to digest his options.
1 : 6.47 {rW} - Pumps it long for Brick Loosener.
1 : 6.51 {rW} - Brick Loosener slides in and takes the mark.
1 : 6.55 {rW} - Brick Loosener looks downfield.
1 : 7 {lW} - A long looping handpass to Rodney Dangerfield.
1 : 7.04 {lW} - Passes to CatToTheFuture by hand.
1 : 7.08 {rHFF} - His kick covers more height than distance.
1 : 7.12 {rHFF} - Great mark! No! The umpire calls play on.
1 : 7.16 {lHBF} - So Barrels ... with a moment to digest his options.
1 : 7.2 {lHBF} - Watch out! Oh! Sky has laid Barrels out flat.
1 : 7.24 {rHFF} - Sky tucks the ball under his arm and scoots away.
1 : 7.28 {FF} - His kick covers more height than distance.
1 : 7.33 {FF} - Barrybran and Mooch both holding each other. No mark.
1 : 7.37 {FB} - Mooch breaks a tackle and is off.
1 : 7.41 {FB} - Quick hands to tigs2010 under pressure.
1 : 7.45 {lBP} - He kicks sideways towards Lore.
1 : 7.49 {lBP} - Lore FROM THE HEAVENS. What a hanger.
1 : 7.53 {lBP} - Lore signals for his teammates to present.
1 : 7.57 {lBP} - Long handpass to the running Wosh.
1 : 8.01 {lBP} - Wosh has a bounce.
1 : 8.06 {lBP} - A slick handpass goes to Lore.
1 : 8.1 {lBP} - Quick hands to Wosh under pressure.
1 : 8.14 {lBP} - He has time to take a bounce.
1 : 8.18 {CHB} - A kick in the general direction of fitzroybowiedog.
1 : 8.24 {CHB} - Supercheapgiants claims the mark but its play on.
1 : 8.28 {CHB} - Now fitzroybowiedog has the ball. What can he do with it?.
1 : 8.33 {rW} - His kick is towards Allikat.
1 : 8.37 {rW} - The ball drops short of Allikat.
1 : 8.4 {rW} - Allikat sucks it up like a dustbuster and he's off and running.
1 : 8.45 {lHFF} - A hospital kick.
1 : 8.49 {lHFF} - No mark taken as royboy2 and The Foolback wrestle for position.
1 : 8.53 {rHBF} - The Foolback signals for his teammates to present.
1 : 8.57 {CHB} - Kick goes sideways.
1 : 9.01 {CHB} - StFly juggles the ball but secures the mark.
1 : 9.06 {CHB} - StFly to send the ball forward.
1 : 9.09 {lW} - His kick covers more height than distance.
1 : 9.13 {lW} - But straight to Allikat.
1 : 9.18 {rW} - So Allikat ... with a moment to digest his options.
1 : 9.22 {rW} - He takes the opportunity to bounce.
1 : 9.26 {rW} - Watch out! Oh! Rodney Dangerfield has laid Allikat out flat.
1 : 9.3 {rW} - Brick Loosener picks it up on the bounce.
1 : 9.34 {rW} - He has time to take a bounce.
1 : 9.38 {CHF} - Supercheapgiants and fitzroybowiedog jostle for position.
1 : 9.42 {CHF} - The ball drops short of Supercheapgiants.
1 : 9.46 {CHB} - The bounce favours fitzroybowiedog and he is off and running.
1 : 9.51 {rHBF} - He kicks across the ground towards 3KZ is Football.
1 : 9.55 {rHBF} - 3KZ is Football can't mark but is able to control it.
1 : 9.59 {rHBF} - 3KZ is Football with the ball now.
1 : 10.03 {C} - Pumps it long for Kabanna.
1 : 10.07 {C} - He can't hold it.
1 : 10.11 {C} - beez with the ball now.
1 : 10.15 {rW} - He transfers play using Brick Loosener.
1 : 10.19 {rW} - The umpire calls play on.
1 : 10.23 {lW} - Nobody's checking JackNah_8.
1 : 10.3 {rW} - Gets a handpass away to Allikat.
1 : 10.34 {rW} - Handpass to space. Wosh runs onto it.
1 : 10.38 {lW} - Fires out the handpass to JackNah_8.
1 : 10.42 {rW} - He tries to find Allikat with a chip pass.
1 : 10.46 {rW} - Allikat gets too far under the ball.
1 : 10.51 {rW} - Allikat wants to get on with proceedings.
1 : 10.55 {lW} - Long handpass to the running JackNah_8.
1 : 10.58 {lW} - Brought down by Brick Loosener.
1 : 11.03 {rW} - Now Brick Loosener has the ball. What can he do with it?.
1 : 11.07 {rW} - Finds GWS Goose with a handball.
1 : 11.11 {lHFF} - He gets boot to ball immediately.
1 : 11.15 {lHFF} - Catsnlakers spills the mark.
1 : 11.19 {rHBF} - 3KZ is Football turns on the afterburners - look at him go.
1 : 11.23 {rHBF} - He's run a long way - penalised.
1 : 11.27 {lHFF} - Nobody's checking Catsnlakers.
1 : 11.31 {lHFF} - Catsnlakers dummy's the handpass and then takes a bounce.
1 : 11.36 {FF} - A hospital kick.
1 : 11.4 {FF} - But straight to Mooch.
1 : 11.44 {FB} - Now Mooch has the ball. What can he do with it?.
1 : 11.48 {FB} - Mooch has time to take a bounce.
1 : 11.52 {FB} - I think he's legged his opponent though.
1 : 11.56 {FF} - Nobody's checking Barrybran.
1 : 12 {FF} - Mooch nearly has his head ripped off.
1 : 12.04 {FB} - Mooch slowing down the play.
1 : 12.08 {rBP} - A quick handpass to Aristotle Pickett.
1 : 12.13 {rBP} - He's brought down by Dory_77.
1 : 12.17 {FF} - Barrybran has it. What can he do with it?.
1 : 12.21 {FF} - Barrybran from point blank range.
1 : 12.25 {FF} - It's a goal. A goal to Barrybran.
Gumbies FFC : 3.0.18
Roys FFC : 2.3.15

 

[Wosh]

WTF ????

We do our best work under the radar