Official Match Thread Season 34 Second Semi-Final: Gumbies FFC vs Ophidian Old Boys @ The House of Gumby

[beez]

I have a gift for you if you want it

Hi, Bonz...

 

[Mrs Turbo]

ok this one actually cracked me up. can i sign up to the oober pass?? i want free oober eats delivery.

Congratulations Nooky - You are our first official prize winner...Please see me before 9pm Friday evening at Mrs T

Over The Post :

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NOICE! and welcome to the neighbourhood OTP.
looks like its Time for more drinks?

 

[Mobbs]

We already have the Ophidian chapel that is open to the townsfolk for services, as part of our contribution to the community. If they get a church of their own it'll be harder to fleece them of their hard-earned, and shock horror the diocese may ask pointed questions about the sudden increase in Sunday takings. But thanks for the thought!

So yes, then, you want a chapel?

 

[beez]

We already have the Ophidian chapel that is open to the townsfolk for services, as part of our contribution to the community. If they get a church of their own it'll be harder to fleece them of their hard-earned, and shock horror the diocese may ask pointed questions about the sudden increase in Sunday takings. But thanks for the thought!

Do you have a place where you losers go after you lose?

 

[Mrs Turbo]

You know your beer googles make me look good..

 

[Mrs Turbo]

ok this one actually cracked me up. can i sign up to the oober pass?? i want free oober eats delivery.

Oh you are full of great ideas Nooky, an OOBer eats pass with Free delivery !! NOICE ..
but you may need to move into Spotswood with Fuel prizes the way they're going, this service could send me broke

 

[Mrs Turbo]

Alcoholics go to meetings, Mrs T is a drunk

Thank you Goose - I do hate those gaud awful meetings... takes me back to my first year of school. A A a

 

[Mrs Turbo]

I've booked my cousins dance troupe (or should that be troop since they're chimps?) to provide some of the warmup entertainment pregame on Sunday. Here's a couple of pics of them from their last SFA shindig:

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In the car on the way there after a few drinks in the Ophidians Guinness Bar (thanks Tigerturbulance for keeping my Speights Old Dark hidden!)

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First act with Mack the Knife and other classics, followed by the big...

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Riverdance finale!

They've promised something extra special this weekend so look out for them!

OMG they are all brilliant.


Its a BIG YES from me...

 

[Mrs Turbo]

Lol look at all the peasants taking the low ground in Spotswood just to be near myself, Mrs Turbo and Tigerturbulance

ssssshhhhh now Wigs -
those so called peasants moving in just made us both Quillionarre this week...

 

[Over The Post]

NOICE! and welcome to the neighbourhood OTP.
looks like its Time for more drinks?

Should I be good? Or should I be bad?

 

[Mrs Turbo]

Do you have a place where you losers go after you lose?

Mrs T's Tavern has a non discrimination policy in place - we accept both Winners and Losers of Qooty...

Mrs T's Tavern welcome Allsorts

Following BRAB learnings at Spotswood Campus we are now a full diversity establishment too, most happy with everyone no matter what your bias = cats dogs frogs monkeys sloth emu sheep etc

 

[Mrs Turbo]

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Should I be good? Or should I be bad?

this is a Rookie Question OTP - in this instance I'd say Always choose BAD!

 

[Over The Post]

Do you have a place where you losers go after you lose?

Yes, Tigerturbulance has already posted many pics of our facilities where we assuage the pangs of unaccustomed defeat by being pampered in absolute luxury, and consuming the finest foods and beverages other people's money can buy. Just ask our friends at the Bombers and others from teams with gold access.

It also makes the victories so much sweeter. Sooo much sweeter.

 

[DenieD]

GUMBIES FFC OFFICIAL TEAM SHEET
SECOND SEMI-FINAL V OPHIDIAN OLD BOYS

B: BlueE - StFly - miggs
HB: GWS Goose - NSWCROW - ossie_21
C: beez - Rodney Dangerfield - Brick Loosener
HF: Catsnlakers - CatToTheFuture - Barrybran
F: The Foolback - Dory_77 - bone2468

FOLL: Falconista - DenieD - Sky

INT: rye - Supercheapgiants


Changes

Falconista FB > RU
Rodney Dangerfield RU > C
beez C > W
Brick Loosener W > W
Sky W > RO
GWS Goose RO > HBF
ossie_21 HBF > HBF
rye HBF > INT
BlueE INT > BP
bone2468 BP > FP
Dory_77 FP > FF
Barrybran FF > HFF
Catsnlakers HFF > HFF
CatToTheFuture HFF > CHF
Supercheapgiants CHF > INT
The Foolback INT > FP
miggs FP > BP
NSWCROW BP > CHB
StFly CHB > FB

​

 

[Over The Post]

this is a Rookie Question OTP - in this instance I'd say Always choose BAD!

I luv you Mrs T. (And Bonz )

 

[Falconista]

She actually looks well rehearsed in that action.

Bet she is single

She performs circumcisions for a living.
Then she makes wallets out of the bits of skin. If you rub these wallets just right, they expand into a suitcase.

 

[rye]

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GUMBIES FFC OFFICIAL TEAM SHEET
SECOND SEMI-FINAL V OPHIDIAN OLD BOYS

B: BlueE - StFly - miggs
HB: GWS Goose - NSWCROW - ossie_21
C: beez - Rodney Dangerfield - Brick Loosener
HF: Catsnlakers - CatToTheFuture - Barrybran
F: The Foolback - Dory_77 - bone2468

FOLL: Falconista - DenieD - Sky

INT: rye - Supercheapgiants


Changes

Falconista FB > RU
Rodney Dangerfield RU > C
beez C > W
Brick Loosener W > W
Sky W > RO
GWS Goose RO > HBF
ossie_21 HBF > HBF
rye HBF > INT
BlueE INT > BP
bone2468 BP > FP
Dory_77 FP > FF
Barrybran FF > HFF
Catsnlakers HFF > HFF
CatToTheFuture HFF > CHF
Supercheapgiants CHF > INT
The Foolback INT > FP
miggs FP > BP
NSWCROW BP > CHB
StFly CHB > FB

​

 

[Over The Post]

Changes

Falconista FB > RU
Rodney Dangerfield RU > C
beez C > W
Brick Loosener W > W
Sky W > RO
GWS Goose RO > HBF
ossie_21 HBF > HBF
rye HBF > INT
BlueE INT > BP
bone2468 BP > FP
Dory_77 FP > FF
Barrybran FF > HFF
Catsnlakers HFF > HFF
CatToTheFuture HFF > CHF
Supercheapgiants CHF > INT
The Foolback INT > FP
miggs FP > BP
NSWCROW BP > CHB
StFly CHB > FB
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In other words, an absolute hail mary because you haven't got a ****ing clue how to take the field after last week's crushing loss.

I predict you'll be running around like headless chooks in unaccustomed positions. Or are you treating it like a praccy for next season?

 

[Mrs Turbo]

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GUMBIES FFC OFFICIAL TEAM SHEET
SECOND SEMI-FINAL V OPHIDIAN OLD BOYS

B: BlueE - StFly - miggs
HB: GWS Goose - NSWCROW - ossie_21
C: beez - Rodney Dangerfield - Brick Loosener
HF: Catsnlakers - CatToTheFuture - Barrybran
F: The Foolback - Dory_77 - bone2468

FOLL: Falconista - DenieD - Sky

INT: rye - Supercheapgiants


Changes

Falconista FB > RU
Rodney Dangerfield RU > C
beez C > W
Brick Loosener W > W
Sky W > RO
GWS Goose RO > HBF
ossie_21 HBF > HBF
rye HBF > INT
BlueE INT > BP
bone2468 BP > FP
Dory_77 FP > FF
Barrybran FF > HFF
Catsnlakers HFF > HFF
CatToTheFuture HFF > CHF
Supercheapgiants CHF > INT
The Foolback INT > FP
miggs FP > BP
NSWCROW BP > CHB
StFly CHB > FB

​

Thats great news DenieD - change everyone!!!
Every single Gumby will be so lost as they don't know where they are this week from last week.


OOB's to Win by 23

Gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo OOB's​

 

[DenieD]

In other words, an absolute hail mary because you haven't got a ******* clue how to take the field after last week's crushing loss.

I predict you'll be running around like headless chooks in unaccustomed positions. Or are you treating it like a praccy for next season?

Actually I used a very precise algorithm to match each player with their best position.

 

[DenieD]

Thats great news DenieD - change everyone!!!
Every single Gumby will be so lost as they don't know where they are this week from last week.


OOB's to Win by 23

Gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo OOB's​

You old boys better hope you win then...

 

[ossie_21]

In other words, an absolute hail mary because you haven't got a ******* clue how to take the field after last week's crushing loss.

I predict you'll be running around like headless chooks in unaccustomed positions. Or are you treating it like a praccy for next season?

If moves like this confuse the Gumbies, they will discombobulate you

ossie_21 HBF > HBF
​

 

[kananooks]

Oh you are full of great ideas Nooky, an OOBer eats pass with Free delivery !! NOICE ..
but you may need to move into Spotswood with Fuel prizes the way they're going, this service could send me broke

or i can just move in with you and the big love muscle.

think of it like those student exchange programs..

 

[Mobbs]

If moves like this confuse the Gumbies, they will discombobulate you

"Harsh but fair"

 

[Mrs Turbo]

Actually I used a very precise algorithm to match each player with their best position.

lets see


I bet you do the Lotto numbers this well too...