Official Match Thread Season 34 Second Semi-Final: Gumbies FFC vs Ophidian Old Boys @ The House of Gumby

[Tigerturbulance]

4 Rhilpisa Rd looked a bit spartan for me, then again I'm used to my comforts being paid for by others.

I'll wait for Mobbs to make a bigger house with more facilities then I'll lay claim to it.

Thanks, Mobbs!

I would have picked you as more the tree house type of purchaser

 

[Mrs Turbo]

I would have picked you as more the tree house type of buyer

Mobbs - would you at least give Over The Post multiple levels so he can really feel at home

 

[Bonz]

Ok. Seriously. We need to be careful here.

One wrong move and I am copping a permaban and no one wants that to happen. Wait. Is this some elaborate plot to take down the oligarchy?

NEVER TRUST THE OLD BOYS.

I have still avoided that ban.

You're fine

 

[beez]

I have still avoided that ban.

You're fine

 

[Bonz]

 

[Fleabane]

Irony being none of you have run since probably your school carnival athletics day

Ah, those were the days. I can still hear the crowd cheering my name while I walloped the opposition. Geez I was fast.

Then one year Jack the whippet turns up ... fickle crowd! I'll leave it there.



Incidentally, true story, my mouthpiece HAS run since school athletics days and she easily beat no less than two 80 year olds in a 150m sprint plus her husband - who it turned out pulled a hammy during the race - in her first and last veteran athletics event for newcomers to the club.

 

[MC Bad Genius]

Ah, those were the days. I can still hear the crowd cheering my name while I walloped the opposition. Geez I was fast.

Then one year Jack the whippet turns up ... fickle crowd! I'll leave it there.

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Incidentally, true story, my mouthpiece HAS run since school athletics days and she easily beat no less than two 80 year olds in a 150m sprint plus her husband - who it turned out pulled a hammy during the race - in her first and last veteran athletics event.

Why 150m though? That makes about as much sense as reading an OP by DenieD.

 

[Fleabane]

Why 150m though? That makes about as much sense as reading an OP by DenieD.

Okay, maybe it was 100m, seemed more like 150!

 

[Over The Post]

Why 150m though? That makes about as much sense as reading an OP by DenieD.

Now, now. DenieD isn't that bad. Well, comparatively. Maybe. OK, he's a bit suspect, and some of his OPs could do with a wee revision.

Dammit, he's dodgy as hell and he can't write worth a damn. I'll have to agree with you on this one.

 

[Bonz]

Why 150m though? That makes about as much sense as reading an OP by DenieD.

DenieD only makes sense when you have had a small barrel of whisky.

 

[Fleabane]

That reminds me, our family had a visitor to lunch once from overseas, said she was a top sprinter. "Wow, that's amazing, what's your time for the 100m?" Answer: 'Ten!'

Didn't know what to say after that.

 

[Over The Post]

Didn't know what to say after that.

"Seconds or minutes? Ha ha ha ha" would have been a good start.

 

[DenieD]

Why 150m though? That makes about as much sense as reading an OP by DenieD.

You didn't read my OP?

 

[DenieD]

DenieD only makes sense when you have had a small barrel of whisky.

So that's what you carry around with you all the time.

 

[Fleabane]

"Seconds or minutes? Ha ha ha ha" would have been a good start.

Yep no doubt. We just carried on as normal! lol

 

[Bonz]

So that's what you carry around with you all the time.

Do you blame me?

I think you enjoy the effects as well

 

[DenieD]

Do you blame me?

I think you enjoy the effects as well

Most of the time yes. But sometimes it makes public settings kinda awkward.

 

[Mrs Turbo]

You didn't read my OP?

I did DenieD

It will be interesting to see how the rookies cope with back-to-back finals fixtures.

I read your OP and the answer is...
again a small barrel of whisky.!!

 

[Mrs Turbo]

Are there any Gumballs around ???

HELLO to you....



Helloooo...




Hello....




hello...





hello...



oh well...

 

[Bonz]

Most of the time yes. But sometimes it makes public settings kinda awkward.

You know I love it in public.

If you find it awkward we can always divorce.

 

[DenieD]

Are there any Gumballs around ???

HELLO to you....



Helloooo...




Hello....




hello...





hello...



oh well...

Bombers wrecked our sails last week. Morale is at an all time low.

 

[DenieD]

You know I love it in public.

If you find it awkward we can always divorce.

I can't believe you would even suggest that.

 

[Tigerturbulance]

Are there any Gumballs around ???

HELLO to you....



Helloooo...




Hello....




hello...





hello...



oh well...

be careful what you ask for Mrs T

 

[Over The Post]

Gumbies key defender makes an appearance

 

[Over The Post]

Bombers wrecked our sails last week. Morale is at an all time low.

<slips a handful of 20s off the collection plates into an envelope marked " BLUEALLTHRU end of season trip">