Official Match Thread Season 34 Second Semi-Final: Gumbies FFC vs Ophidian Old Boys @ The House of Gumby

[U2tigers]

Afternoon All.

This week would feel weird for the Gumbies, usually they have penalised themselves out of playing in Finals.

The Gumbies wouldn't know how to play hard Finals Qootball.

#straightsetgumbies

 

[Nunez]

Afternoon All.

This week would feel weird for the Gumbies, usually they have penalised themselves out of playing in Finals.

The Gumbies wouldn't know how to play hard Finals Qootball.

#straightsetgumbies

Better chance of Essendon winning a final than the Gumbies winning this week.

 

[Bonz]

Hey, Old Boys...

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"Or what happens if we beat the Gumbies? You'll release the dogs, or the beez? Or the dogs with beez in their mouths and when they bark, they shoot beez at you? Well, go ahead! Do your worst!"


Next minute

 

[Mobbs]

Ophidian Old Boys FFC Team Sheet
S34 Second Semi Final vs Gumbies FFC @ The House of Gumby

B: Nunez - BRAB - Heisenberg_

HB: haydo - Fleabane - Hoos

C: MC Bad Genius - Elton Johns Wig - U2tigers

HF: Over The Post - Mrs Turbo - The Jesus

F: Wickzki – Bonz - AxialMat7

Foll: Mobbs - Tigerturbulance - Callums_Guns

INT: The Cryptkeeper – FireKrakouer

COACH: Jake 'The Snake' Roberts

#SerpensIratus #LoveTheBye​

Don't be late!

 

[Robertio]

Hey beez take notice.

 

[BRAB]

I like the Gumbies don’t be rude

 

[beez]

Right. I have my angry face on this week.

No more straight sets nonsense.

DIE MOFOS.

 

[beez]

I like the Gumbies don’t be rude

People only like the Gumbies because they are the easy beats in finals.

 

[Mrs Turbo]

Training this week has started off well, I can't see a loss from here. Who is interested in trying my workout regime?


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Does it include Pina colada's ??

 

[Mrs Turbo]

Right. I have my angry face on this week.

No more straight sets nonsense.

DIE MOFOS.


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Your angry face looks... well... a bit distant really.
Are you sure you're even here beez ?

 

[Bonz]

Right. I have my angry face on this week.

No more straight sets nonsense.

DIE MOFOS.


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I'm happy to give you what you truly desire

 

[Mrs Turbo]

Irony being none of you have run since probably your school carnival athletics day

That is so not true - I never ran then either...

For us, it was all about the dress up in our house colours...

 

[Mrs Turbo]

Ophidian Old Boys FFC Team Sheet
S34 Second Semi Final vs Gumbies FFC @ The House of Gumby

B: Nunez - BRAB - Heisenberg_

HB: haydo - Fleabane - Hoos

C: MC Bad Genius - Elton Johns Wig - U2tigers

HF: Over The Post - Mrs Turbo - The Jesus

F: Wickzki – Bonz - AxialMat7

Foll: Mobbs - Tigerturbulance - Callums_Guns

INT: The Cryptkeeper – FireKrakouer

COACH: Jake 'The Snake' Roberts

#SerpensIratus #LoveTheBye​

Beautiful Team
Goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo OOB's​

 

[Mrs Turbo]

When are you going to find some new posters, Turbo? Looks like your boys are running a few seasons behind.

Your just still upset Barry, you know that you could have had me as a Gumbie.
Sad really....

Oh well - Your loss!

 

[Tigerturbulance]

Afternoon All.

This week would feel weird for the Gumbies, usually they have penalised themselves out of playing in Finals.

The Gumbies wouldn't know how to play hard Finals Qootball.

#straightsetgumbies

looking good with those breast implants Bono

 

[U2tigers]

looking good with those breast implants Bono

Breast Implants.

I had to lose 50 kg's to get breasts that small.

 

[Tigerturbulance]

Breast Implants.

I had to lose 50 kg's to get breasts that small.

you have changed since switching to the wing

 

[MC Bad Genius]

Gumbies threw away their double chance again?

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It's criminal that this man hasn't got an Oscar yet.

 

[MC Bad Genius]

New home built in Spotswood pretty close to overlooking the groun, just a step across Rhilpisa Rd to the southern bleachers atop the canyon wall.

Available to first OOBs player who is not already settled somewhere.

Allotment 4, Rhilpisa Rd, Spotswood:
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Ok now I gotta go to work!

Does it have ample room underground for the bondage dungeon, I mean Book Club Reading Room?

 

[beez]

That is so not true - I never ran then either...
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For us, it was all about the dress up in our house colours...

Sheesh. Luckily you didn't post this last week. We would have had the Bombers reporting the posts for boys in dresses and girls identifying as turtles.

Ima call into Neil Mitchell tomorrow morning and make sure everyone is aware of the socialist, woke, leftist agenda that is going on in our high schools.

 

[U2tigers]

you have changed since switching to the wing

Yeah I thought my huge size as a Ruck may have hindered me a bit, so I decided to go on a fitness regime.

I look pretty good now. Primed to run all day on the wing.

 

[beez]

I'm happy to give you what you truly desire

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Ok. Seriously. We need to be careful here.

One wrong move and I am copping a permaban and no one wants that to happen. Wait. Is this some elaborate plot to take down the oligarchy?

NEVER TRUST THE OLD BOYS.

 

[beez]

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Your angry face looks... well... a bit distant really.
Are you sure you're even here beez ?

THIS IS MY ANGRY FACE.

 

[Over The Post]

4 Rhilpisa Rd looked a bit spartan for me, then again I'm used to my comforts being paid for by others.

I'll wait for Mobbs to make a bigger house with more facilities then I'll lay claim to it.

Thanks, Mobbs!

 

[Tigerturbulance]

THIS IS MY ANGRY FACE.

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a more truthful representation would be