Official Match Thread Season 35 First Semi Final: Coney Island Warriors vs Baghdad Bombers at Van Cordlandt Park (MOTR)

[Tonga Bob]

Oh look, it’s the cooney Island Worriers again.

Woooo!

 

[Pugsley]

Hello Pugsley.

The qooty gods have written the perfect script.

Me kicking the winning goal on the siren?

 

[Raveneyes]

Oh look, it’s the cooney Island Worriers again.

Oh that's a new one!

 

[Raveneyes]

Hai bommas!!!

The team with a mix of good eggs and rotten cumquats. You already know which one you are.

 

[Tonga Bob]

I remember the day I made you this gif, Samoan Steve.

We were younger then, you were wearing that little red dress I got you, you know the one, the tight one, yes, yes very toight, toight like a tiger.

Man, I’m so glad we’re in a PM right now, lest we be stoned to death by marauders carrying pitchforks, all because of our forbidden love.


C’mere, you Polynesian Prince, if your legs don’t work, I’ll carry you.

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I used to do the same for our resident Fijian, the CursingFijian kind.

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Who needs the ******* gym when I just be bench pressing you *ers for fun, eh?

You'll always be my Bodyguard.

 

[Pugsley]

Woooo!

The man is a wordsmith.

 

[Jabba73]

Hello Pugsley.

The qooty gods have written the perfect script.

Hey old mate, congratulations on dragging this sorry assed bunch of losers all the way to whatever final this is.

I am playing off the hbf this season, hoping that is very near to the lovo you have prepared for our arrival.

 

[CursingFijian]

It's CursingFijian 's hardness that I will exploit to get my team over the line.

That's all I ever was to you wasn't I? A tall piece of hardness. Well, I am happy to say you will be getting the full length and breadth of my hardness Snoz! By the time I'm finished you will feel like Ken Hinkley after a Port meet the fans day,

 

[Sun Ra]

Hello Pugsley.

The qooty gods have written the perfect script.

Yes, but have the good grace to tag the campaigners properly you mofo.

 

[Jabba73]

Hai bommas!!!

The team with a mix of good eggs and rotten cumquats. You already know which one you are.

Since when did we have the good eggs?

 

[VainGlorious]

Yeah mate, they wore me down repeatedly over time and promised to let me know where my son is.

Sane planning, sensible tomorrow.

Ya know, if I hadn’t have signed a 7000 game contract with the Bombers all those years ago, I would consider spending some time in Coney Island.

3 reasons for that.

1) I love hot dogs

2) I love whores, particularly whores that grow on a tree, i mean, who doesn’t, amirite?

3) I love Raveneyes

 

[Kilroy]

Will give it a fair go.

 

[Tonga Bob]

The man is a wordsmith.

A wooooordsmith if you will.

 

[Raveneyes]

Since when did we have the good eggs?

Since the first double yolker I cracked in Baghdad.

Speaking of which, I haven't seen one around for a while. Woolies. Coles. None. Very disappointing.

 

[Dinsdale]

Since the first double yolker I cracked in Baghdad.

Speaking of which, I haven't seen one around for a while. Woolies. Coles. None. Very disappointing.

Had a double this morning, poached on toast.

 

[Pugsley]

Had a double this morning, poached on toast.

Vodka before work. Everyone was so pretty.

 

[CursingFijian]

Yes, but have the good grace to tag the campaigners properly you mofo.

I mean who in the actual **** calls themselves Sun Ra? Isn’t Ra the god of the sun? That’s like calling yourself Earth Jesus. Get a hold of yourself man.

 

[Raveneyes]

Sane planning, sensible tomorrow.

Ya know, if I hadn’t have signed a 7000 game contract with the Bombers all those years ago, I would consider spending some time in Coney Island.

3 reasons for that.

1) I love hot dogs

2) I love whores, particularly whores that grow on a tree, i mean, who doesn’t, amirite?

3) I love Raveneyes

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Bruvs 'til we die!!!

 

[Pugsley]

I mean who in the actual * calls themselves Sun Ra? Isn’t Ra the god of the sun? That’s like calling yourself Earth Jesus. Get a hold of yourself man.

I do nightly.

 

[Sun Ra]

Hold onto yourself Jesus.

 

[spudmaster]

Vodka before work. Everyone was so pretty.

I thought you were a little rude to the poor lass at the bank though.

 

[CursingFijian]

I do nightly.

I remember.

 

[TubbsFarquhar]

Oh look, it’s the cooney Island Worriers again.

Yes.

 

[Pugsley]

Hold onto yourself Jesus.

He plays for the Old Boys.

 

[CursingFijian]

Great OP wiz!

Hello #noflagwazzas let’s get into some delicious beer to erase the impending pain away.

Baghdadians it’s another step in our quest to return to the summit.

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Time to fly blu!